Flare Sci-Fi Forums: Candid CapCom 1-B

This is topic Candid CapCom 1-B in forum Forum Competitions at Flare Sci-Fi Forums.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://flare.solareclipse.net/ultimatebb.php/topic/12/16.html

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

QUAIL, MORTALS!

The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots!

Two minutes after this was taken, Koenig and Doohan beat Shatner up.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Kirk: Face it, Spock, you were never any good at "Musical Chairs."

Spock: I still fail to see the logic in this game...

------------------
Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...

-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

After Scotty's dire prediction about the E-B's new warp drive, Kirk and Co. decide to go out "Thelma and Louise"-style...

------------------
Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*just noticed* Holy coincidence, Batman! Look at the screen above and between Kirk & Chekov! 8)

------------------
"I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

D'oh! I was gonna make a submition out of that, Lee!

*will do it anyways*

Proof that the Enterforum-H will be the longest-lived of all the Enterforums. She's still ticking in 2294! Lee, CC and Adam are seen here after having been thawed from cyro suspension to celebrate the forums' 295th anniversary.

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk demonstrates the secret Vulcan 'finger-pinch' which renders its victim with a permanent smile.

------------------
"That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

Bester, finding himself in an alternate universe, takes control of those in command.

------------------
Dramatis Personae

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Kirk: "Solidarity, brothers."

------------------
"The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Spock: You're getting desperate are you, Jim?

------------------
I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Kirk, Scotty and Chekov, on the short lived 'Captain's Couch'

------------------
Alamaraine, count to four...

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Still reluctant to introduce a simple concept like "seatbelt," Starfleet instead experiments with the "hold hands for safety" procedure proven so successful on countless childrens' field trips.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Kirk: "Go on. Take the picture. We're secure 90's guys..."

Chekov: *thinks* Just smile, and hope that the photographer will be run over by a sehlat before he can dewelop the picture...

Scotty: *thinks* Maybe if I hold really still, they'll think I'm dead...

------------------
"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Oh, and that's 2290's... :-)

------------------
"I fart in your general direction!"
-John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

*Koenig, Shatner and Doohan in grateful appreciation of the set designer who reinforced the chairs*

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Follow the Yellow Brick Road! Follow the Yellow Brick Road!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

William, your wig is slipping........

------------------
I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

As the command staff put up a brave front, Scotty continues to recieve distress signals through the antenna in the left side of his head.

------------------
Parallax

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

All: Kum-by-ya, my higher alien life form that more primitive species will mistake for a god until they grow out of that dark age of evolution. Kum-by-ya...

Scotty: It doesn't go quite as good as the original

Chekov: God was invented in Russia you know.

Kirk: Oy.

------------------
'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 04, 1999.]

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

The 1994 version of Pleasentville was a flop when it was discovered that none of the cast were interesting enough to add colour to the scences, despite their best efforts.

------------------
'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order'
-Hank Hill

Posted by Bernd (Member # 6) on :

Chekov, Kirk, Scotty together (in maiden voyage mood): Near, far, whereeeeeever you are, I beliiiieve that my heart will go ooooon...

------------------
I know engineers - they love to change things. (McCoy, STTMP)
www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/

Posted by Jordan on :

*Shatner, Koenig and Doohan mistakingly cheer after hearing that UPN has developed a show based on them titled: "Star Trek: The Geritol Generation"*

:-)

------------------
Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky...

Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Kirk: I feel so close to you guys right now....*sniff* I LOVE YOU MAN!

Scotty: That's quite alright, lad, but ye still na' gettin m'last bottle of scotch...

------------------
"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Winner is The Vorlon, because I'm a suxker when my ego is stroked. This award is conditional that he explain exactly who is meant to be who. . . Runners-up are The Excalibur and Jeff Raven.

Posted by The Vorlon (Member # 52) on :

Uhh, which do you want to be? =]

Checkov = Lee
Kirk = CC
Scotty = The Vorlon

-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

That'll do. � )