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The First One
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QUAIL, MORTALS!The doom that was foretold has come to pass. After you lot successfully weathered my TOS barrage, you had my gander up well and proper, and no mistake. Therefore I have no option but to subject you to my most merciless assault yet, a flood of publicity photos and press shots! Two minutes after this was taken, Koenig and Doohan beat Shatner up.
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Krenim
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Kirk: Face it, Spock, you were never any good at "Musical Chairs."Spock: I still fail to see the logic in this game... ------------------ Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes... -Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
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The Vorlon
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After Scotty's dire prediction about the E-B's new warp drive, Kirk and Co. decide to go out "Thelma and Louise"-style...------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..." -- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
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The First One
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*just noticed* Holy coincidence, Batman! Look at the screen above and between Kirk & Chekov! 8)------------------ "I am greater than the stars for I know that they are up there and they do not know that I am down here." - William Temple
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The Vorlon
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D'oh! I was gonna make a submition out of that, Lee!*will do it anyways* Proof that the Enterforum-H will be the longest-lived of all the Enterforums. She's still ticking in 2294! Lee, CC and Adam are seen here after having been thawed from cyro suspension to celebrate the forums' 295th anniversary. ------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..." -- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
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Jeff Raven
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Kirk demonstrates the secret Vulcan 'finger-pinch' which renders its victim with a permanent smile.------------------ "That is the exploration that awaits you: Not mapping the stars and studying nebulae, but charting the unknown possiblities of existence." - Q, All Good Things...
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The Excalibur
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Bester, finding himself in an alternate universe, takes control of those in command.------------------ Dramatis Personae
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Sol System
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Kirk: "Solidarity, brothers."------------------ "The record of my unspeakable crimes, in previous lives, in previous times, indelibly stains the pages of history." -- They Might Be Giants
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Tahna Los
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Spock: You're getting desperate are you, Jim?------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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AndrewR
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Kirk, Scotty and Chekov, on the short lived 'Captain's Couch'------------------ Alamaraine, count to four...
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Xentrick
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Still reluctant to introduce a simple concept like "seatbelt," Starfleet instead experiments with the "hold hands for safety" procedure proven so successful on countless childrens' field trips.
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TSN
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Kirk: "Go on. Take the picture. We're secure 90's guys..."Chekov: *thinks* Just smile, and hope that the photographer will be run over by a sehlat before he can dewelop the picture... Scotty: *thinks* Maybe if I hold really still, they'll think I'm dead... ------------------ "I fart in your general direction!" -John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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TSN
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Oh, and that's 2290's... :-)------------------ "I fart in your general direction!" -John Cleese, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Bernd
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*Koenig, Shatner and Doohan in grateful appreciation of the set designer who reinforced the chairs*
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Xentrick
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Follow the Yellow Brick Road! Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
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Tahna Los
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William, your wig is slipping........------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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The Excalibur
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As the command staff put up a brave front, Scotty continues to recieve distress signals through the antenna in the left side of his head.------------------ Parallax
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PsyLiam
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All: Kum-by-ya, my higher alien life form that more primitive species will mistake for a god until they grow out of that dark age of evolution. Kum-by-ya...Scotty: It doesn't go quite as good as the original Chekov: God was invented in Russia you know. Kirk: Oy. ------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 04, 1999.]
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PsyLiam
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The 1994 version of Pleasentville was a flop when it was discovered that none of the cast were interesting enough to add colour to the scences, despite their best efforts.------------------ 'It's okay to only know three chords but God, put them in the right order' -Hank Hill
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Bernd
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Chekov, Kirk, Scotty together (in maiden voyage mood): Near, far, whereeeeeever you are, I beliiiieve that my heart will go ooooon...------------------ I know engineers - they love to change things. (McCoy, STTMP) www.uni-siegen.de/~ihe/bs/startrek/
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Jordan
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*Shatner, Koenig and Doohan mistakingly cheer after hearing that UPN has developed a show based on them titled: "Star Trek: The Geritol Generation"*:-) ------------------ Goodnight my love...the brightest star in my sky... Goodnight...you have been my sky, my sun and my moon...
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Jeff Raven
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Kirk: I feel so close to you guys right now....*sniff* I LOVE YOU MAN!Scotty: That's quite alright, lad, but ye still na' gettin m'last bottle of scotch... ------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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The First One
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Winner is , because I'm a suxker when my ego is stroked. This award is conditional that he explain exactly who is meant to be who. . . Runners-up are The Excalibur and Jeff Raven.
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The Vorlon
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Uhh, which do you want to be? =]Checkov = Lee Kirk = CC Scotty = The Vorlon ------------------ Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded." Delenn: "What mistake?" Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..." -- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
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The First One
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That'll do. � )
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