Yes, it's time for all you young folk to test your mettle on some Classic Trek! Over in alt.binaries.startrek some sad git has been posting vidcaps from all the episodes, and I've earmarked a few for future use. Here come five (well, four and one other) of the best.
Fourth, Kirk plays hard to get.
Gorn: That's because I'm really an actor in a cheesy dinosaur suit. What did you think I did, eat Spock?
Kirk: *Looks around* Spock? Spock? SPOCK!
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Ah... Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror... Yes...
-Megatron, "The Agenda, Part Three"
Gorn: "HHHHSSSSSS!!!!"
Kirk: "Oops."
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Lyta Vorlon: "Our great mistake. Our failing. And now your failing. The error is compounded."
Delenn: "What mistake?"
Lyta Vorlon: "The first one, the one from which all mistakes proceed: The error of Pride..."
-- Kalesh Naranek, Last of the Vorlon
www.orc.ca/~jheinbuc/
Gorn: "What doesssss Metron know of love?"
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"I'll be the sky above the Ganges
I'll be the vast and stormy sea.
I'll be the lights that guide you inward.
I'll be the visions you will see."
--
R.E.M.
Gorn: Come on, sssugarlipsss!
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"Ooga Chucka Ooga Ooga" - Some Guy
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Risk is our business! That's what this starship is all about....that's why we're aboard her!"
Kirk: Wow... you must be brushing regularly...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: Look at those nice fangs. Very good.
Gorn: U~h Huu~uh
Kirk: And no gingivitis...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: [OC] Suzy.. come have a look at this... [to Gorn] You must take good care of these...
Gorn: I've be~een usi~ing Cowl~gete To~tal
Kirk: Have I told you about Colgate Total?
</obsure Canadian mode>
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"Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"
Metron: "Sorry. The Metrons had to make some funding cutbacks recently, and gladiator aliens were the first to go..."
Kirk: "Gladiators?" *notices the crowd of Metrons standing around cheering*
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"Look into any eyes you find by you; you can see clear to another day..."
-The Grateful Dead, "Box of Rain"
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With the first link, a chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all
irrevocably." Capt. Jean-Luc Picard - The Drumhead
Kirk: What are you trying to do...Tango with me Gorny???
Gorn: Ssssc**w you Kirk!
Kirk: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Pablo Picasso
Then again...looking at the Gorn, maybe he doesn't. 
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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Pablo Picasso
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"YOU SMEG!"
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"Breen. Try saying it. Bre-een. Rolls nicely off the tongue, doesn't it?"
Kirk: "I'm not trying to seduce you, honest. I'm just trying to get that ringed-planet logo off your back."
Gorn: "Is that the same line you used on Carol Marcus?"
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The morbid dog known as shaun lyle...
Kirk: Frankly Sssarr, I don't give a damn......
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on March 16, 1999.]
kirk: NOOOOOOOOO!!
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Here I Come To Save The Day : Mighty Mouse
Kirk: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Gorny is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon....
Gorn: Good night, good night! parting is ssssuch ssssweet ssssorrow,
That I shall ssssay good night till it be morrow.
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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Pablo Picasso
SSSS-E-X-X-Y
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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
~Pablo Picasso
[This message was edited by Jay on March 17, 1999.]
Kirk: My those are big eyes, Grandma...
Gorn: The better to ssssee you with, Dear...
Kirk: My those are really big teeth you have, Grandma...
Gorn: The better to eat you withhhhh!
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"You bellowed?" - Black Arachnia - Agenda
Gorn: "I use colgat-ACK!"
Kirk, DDA: Ooops sorry mr. G, look like I just hit a cavity, four of 'em back here. Gonna have to yank your left lower molars...I'm sorry mr. G what were you syaing?"
Gorn: I use colgate tota-OUCH!"
Kirk, DDA: Your tooth is decayed all the way to the nerve...you know you should really use Colgate Total."
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"Truth is cheap, information costs."
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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!
Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical
Judge: It's a draw!
Metrons: Excellent. Oh, I mean, what a shame. Okay, we'll have a rematch on Earth next time okay? Hey, has Spock got representation?
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'Lasts longer than any other type of milk does dog's milk.'
'Why's that Hol?'
'No bugger'll drink it'
Holly and Lister.
Kirk: For the last time Daryus, I will not go out with you!
[This message was edited by PsyLiam on March 19, 1999.]
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'Not the sponge, not the sponge!'
-Marty Crane
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"A fellow's invented see-through film
He calls it 'cellophane!'
Another has built a parachute
For jumping out of an airplane!
Remarkable things flow endlessly
From out the human brain!
Indeed
And what a remarkable age this is!"
--Titanic: the Musical