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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Yup, I've bravely fought monsters and demons to bring you this brand spanking new GuestCom

And the theme is... Dodgy Scanned In Photos From Magazines.

Apologies for the quality, but my scanner sucks. I'll accept donations for a new one.

And finally...

Be pleased I cut the bottom off of this.

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 12, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Worf: *hands Gowron conspicuous object below camera level*

Gowron: "What is this?"

Worf: *hushed voice* "Prune juice."

Gowron: *raises glass, drinks, finds revolting* "For this I will not forgive... or forget."

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Gowron: And yes, your butt does look big in that.

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"Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri
"I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*beat everyone to it*

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Gowron: "Living amongst the Federation has weakened you Worf. I am a true Klingon! I will not use this 'you-ree-nal.' The floor is good enough for me."

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"And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me."
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Gowron: Please?

Worf: No.

Gowron: Why not?

Worf: You can only come out of the corner after you've learned your lesson and become a good little Chancellor.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Worf: Keep them busy, Blackarachnia, yes...

Gowron: Huh?

Worf: I shall effect a more "permanent" solution...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I'll bite, what ep was that Krenim?

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*As Worf and Gowron pee on the floor, Gowron takes a peek at Worf's to see if it's bigger*

Worf:Look again and I will have MORE than a good reason to kill you.

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Ring this little golden bell
And see what changes with it's knell
Or Wonder, till it drives you mad...
What would have happened if you HAD.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Gowron: "Worf. You have been eating what the humans call 'baked beans,' haven't you?"

Worf: "And you've been eating gagh."

Gowron: "We will speak of this to no one."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Gowron: "Does Jadzia suspect?"

Worf: "No, but until I'm ready to tell her, we must keep meeting in secret."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Worf: "Did you just say my butt looks big?"

Gowron: "Er... Yes."

Worf: "It's BUM! My bum looks big!"

Gowron: "You said it..."

Worf: "D'oh!"

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"I KNOW I'm dense..."
-a certain anonymous administrator

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And bonus points to Tim there for getting the word right. I'm English, I don't say butt. Details people...

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Gowron: "Aha! I have beaten you in our game of "chase the little blue soap thing!"

Worf: "I do not wish to play anymore."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Worf: "You have nothing to feel superior about. In fact, you are a hologram. You have a mobile emitter on your sleeve."

Gowron: *looks* "Holy Guacamole! I do believe you're right!"

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

(Tweety Bird Speak) It is, it is, it is a mobile emitter!

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The Naked Now

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

So what? I'm United Statesian.

Gowron: This turbolift music is actually quite enjoyable...What is it?

Worf: Celine Dion's 'My Heart Will Go On."

Gowron: This shrill voice could peel the paint off a battle cruiser...I like it! Let us sing praises of this glorious performer!

Worf: Whatever.

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Gowron: "Who are you talking to??"

Worf: "Ezri.."

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"Those that can, do. Those that can't, laugh at those who can do."

- Xander from 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Worf: So when can we tell Joey and Ross about this?

Gowron: Worf, have you been watching late 20th century comedies again?

Worf: Quiet Mon. And you look even worse now than when you had the turkey on the head. *pause* You wanna do it?

Gowron: WORF! *pause* Okay.

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'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true'
-Stewart Lee

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Jeff, you may be a United Statesian, but whose marking this contest?

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Gowron: Is it safe to do it here?

Worf: You tell me.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Gowron: Your discommendation is a facade to protect less honourable men. It is a lie. Lies MUST be challenged.

Worf: Uh.... you've got the wrong script. This is Reunion, not Redemption.

Gowron *looks at script, blinks*: Oh !@#$?{#! Great..... sheesh, I can't work under these conditions..... where's my Agent?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Gowron: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?

Worf: Not me!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Okay, winner is

Elim Garak

Combining one of Worf's more intersting personality quirks with Gowron's best deilved line ever.

Runner's up are Sol System for taking the obvious toilet joke and turning into 'you-ree-nal' genius. You have succeeded where a lesser man might have failed.

Krenim is the other runner-up for 'Good little Chancellor'. Gowron does look like he's sulking.

Honourable mentions are for Lee for both 'Little blue soap thing' (sick man) And 'mobile emmitter'. Also Xentrick for 'baked beans' (loved the 'we will speak of this to no one' line), and Jubilee (again! Hey she needs to catch up ) cause Gowron DOES look like he's taking a quick peek, and Work looks like he knows about it.

Good job people. (Distributes biscuits and gratitiude)

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'My rigid grill structure...'
-Dinobot

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Yummy biscuit. Thanks.

*talks between munches on his nice biscuit*

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"Audaces fortuna juvat."
"Fortune favours the bold."