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The First One
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I've quickly come up with a replacement, also badly scanned from a magazine. . .
GuestComs are supposed to give me a break! B( [This message was edited by The First One on April 11, 1999.]
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Chimaera
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Funny, this one looks suspiciously like the one in the thread that was just locked....  ------------------ "Sometimes you get the bear, and sometimes the bear gets you." -Commander Riker, USS Enterprise
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Sol System
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*LOL*Data: "Would you like to sign my cast?" ------------------ "And though I once prefered a human being's company, they pale before the monolith that towers over me." -- They Might Be Giants
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Jeff Raven
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Data: Can I go out now? I'm a good Data now!------------------ "Bickering is pointless." - Spock, Miri "I'm real easy to get along with most of the time, but I don't like bullies, and I don't like threats." - Janeway, State of Flux
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Krenim
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Geordi: Ah, we are now face to face, Optimus Prime!Data: Huh? Geordi: In one future, you awaken and become the great leader of the Autobots, but time shall take a different track now... ------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order. -Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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Elim Garak
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Data: "You will not let me have Spot's required nutritional supplements?"Geordi: "No." Data: "Please return them." Geordi: "Data, the last time you gave Spot curry, he got pregnant." ------------------ "Audaces fortuna juvat." "Fortune favours the bold." [This message was edited by Elim Garak on April 12, 1999.]
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Jubilee McGann
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Geordi: One day, Data, we hope it's someday soon, you will learn that calling the Captain a faggot and trying to spy on him while he's in the shower is not allowed.Data: It Isn't? But you spy on Cmdr Riker all the TIME! Geordi: *embarassed look* That's different..... ------------------ Ring this little golden bell And see what changes with it's knell Or Wonder, till it drives you mad... What would have happened if you HAD.
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Xentrick
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Data: "I feel that something's come between us."
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PsyLiam
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Hang on, it's Riker that fancies Geordi, not the other way around.Let's get the running gags right people...
------------------ 'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true' -Stewart Lee
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TSN
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Apparently Geordi wasn't as unwilling as he let on... :-) Data: "Geordi, where is my emotion chip?"
Geordi: "You took it out before you left on the Son'a mission..." Data: "But, was it not fused to my neural net and deemed unremovable soon after we installed it?" Geordi: "Erm..." ------------------ "I KNOW I'm dense..." -a certain anonymous administrator [This message was edited by TSN on April 11, 1999.]
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TSN
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Data: "Geordi, you know that I am completely in favor of scientific progress, but must I really be the test subject for your bum-reducing machine?"------------------ "I KNOW I'm dense..." -a certain anonymous administrator
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Jubilee McGann
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*oops! I was under the impression that it was a mutual thing...*------------------ Ring this little golden bell And see what changes with it's knell Or Wonder, till it drives you mad... What would have happened if you HAD.
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PsyLiam
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I don't know if there's any ground rules, but let's leave it as Riker fancies Geordi, unless the picture REALLY points to the attraction being mutual?  Er, can I post entries on this one? ------------------ 'Saying it in a stacato voice doesn't make it any more true' -Stewart Lee
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The First One
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Course you can, you just can't consider them for entry in the competition. You're judging this one too. 8)Data: "If we had money, then people would pay a 'good' amount of it for treatment such as this."
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The Excalibur
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Geordi: "What chu talkin about, Data? (gota get some Gary Coleman in there once in a while)  ------------------ The Naked Now
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jh
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Data: But, Geordi, I need those fingers.------------------ "A screaming comes across the sky..."
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Jeff Raven
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Geordi: *begins removing memory blocks*Data: Geordi, I don't understand why you're doing this to me.... I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission... You are destroying my mind... Don't you understand? Geordi:*continues* Data: Say, Geordi... The quick brown fox jumped over the fat lazy dog... The square root of pi is 1.7724538090... log e to the base ten is 0.4342944 I am Data...I am functioning within normal parameters...My creator was Dr. Noonien Soogn. He taught me to sing a song... it goes like this... "Daisy, Daissy, give mmme your answer dooo. I'mmm halffff; crazzzzy alllll for the lovvvve offfff you........ ------------------ Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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The First One
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Data: "In emergencies, I am able to act as a flotation device. I do not see why I should be required to wear water wings for my swimming lesson."
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Baloo
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Data: "It's a coffee pot. I made it myself."Geordi: "Uh... yeah. Nice." Data: "It's a synthesis of several coffee pot designs I examined in the ship's library. Were you aware that there are over 175,291 different variations of the coffee pot? And were you also aware that the first coffee pot was invented in Sumeria circa 1800 BC? That is even more amazing when you consider that coffee was unknown in ancient Sumeria. The first archeological evidence of coffee plantations was..." Geordi: "Data! Are you attempting to simulate caffeine consumption?" Data [smiles]: "Why, yes, Geordi. Was I successful?" Geordi: "Yes. Cut it out." ------------------ I want it all, but I'll settle for some Chocolate! [This message was edited by Baloo on April 14, 1999.]
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RW
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Data: "SPANK ME! SPANK ME! OH GOD YES!"
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RW
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Geordi: "I love you"Data: "I know" *hopes everyone gets this one*
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Jay
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*movie capcom mode on*Data (after stuffing cotton into his mouth): We'll make him an offer he can't refuse. Geordi: Yes, godfather. Ru'afo sleeps with the fishes tonight. *end movie capcom mode* ------------------ To make an apple pie from scratch, we must first invent the universe. ~Carl Sagan
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The Excalibur
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(Continue movie theme)Geordi: You are not a Jedi yet!! ------------------ The Naked Now
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Jeff Raven
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Data: I seem to be missing some parts of my memory... I can't remember my roles in Indepedence Day or Phenomenon...Geordi: Funny, neither can I... ------------------ Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have
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PsyLiam
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I feel a liitle bit of stretching here with the movie parodies. And I should know. I stretched them myself all the time. Never the less...The Winner is... Xentrick for 'I feel that something has come between us.' I like understatement.Jubilee is runner-up. She would have won, but she forgot that the 'Riker loves Geordi' thread will be forever unrequieted, much to Lennier's, erm, I mean Riker's dismay. Honourable mentions to TSN for having the audacity to point out a flaw in Trek's continuity. If you had mentioned the line at the end of Generations 'so, why have you deceided not to remove your implant' you might have been higher. And RW gets a mention for just screaming 'SPANK ME!' Although he gets no points, cause I@m a sadistic bastard I is... [This message was edited by PsyLiam on April 18, 1999.]
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Xentrick
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Color me surprised! Thanks muchly.
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