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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I tried to find out from Lee how many CapComs there had been, but he didn't get me the answer in time, so I couldn't use it as I'd hoped. Maybe I'll get it changed when/if I find out...

Anyway, this CapCom has a slight twist. Rather than finding a picture I liked for each one, I already had some captions in mind, and I purposely found pix to go w/ those captions. First person to come up w/ the caption I was thinking of gets and automatic honorable mention. (Each one is a quote from something, BTW.) Don't think you shouldn't come up w/ originals, though. For the most part, it's a normal CapCom... :-)

[thanks to Frank "The Shadow" Gerratana for the vidcaps]

This one should be the easiest, IMO. It's a quote from a TV show...

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Jadzia Dax is not the only one allergic to Icoberry Juice

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"For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult
of Curry." - Frank G, April 1999
"(strange mouth jerks)" - Krenim, April 1999

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Brainguy: I used to have a headache THIS big....

*from the old tylenol commercials*

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Hey its Dr. Noodle from Superchicken! Or was that Underdog...?

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Here we have a photo of Odo's first attempt at taking humanoid shape.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Talosian: "My brain...is going...to explode! AUGH!"

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Rodimus Prime: "No more jokes, Springer. Cybertron's in deadly danger. We're heading back there. Now."
Springer: "Yes sir, Mister Leader, sir."

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

To borrow Frank's nomenclature...

Talosian: "Do not run. We are your friends."

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"Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda."
--
Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I don't get it.

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Wait, is it a Mars Attacks reference?

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.

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Mine is the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Pinky: I think so Brain, but isn't EnterNARF! a rather silly name for a starship?"

*tips hat to TSN*

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Fist of the North Star, Part 2267.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Christopher Pike: "Sorry: I had curry for lunch."

Talosian: "And breakfast too, apparently."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Talosian: "Stop thinking that, I can't get that music out of my brain."

Chris Pike: "Sorry, but with that big chain, you really DO look like a rap singer. C'mon, gee, busta rhyme."

Talosian: "Well, maybe just this once."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

The Great Big Head: "Report, Agent Solomon."

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

The music industry is in an uproar today as preteen pop sensation Britney Spears revealed her true face. Spears, having just been asked a particularily probing question by MTV correspondent Kurt Loder, momentarily lost her telepathic grip on the nation, allowing her hideous features to be seen for the first time.

"I just asked her if she thought violence was uncool", said a shaken Loder. "I had no idea..." He was later taken to a local psychiatric ward for observation.

Spears refused to comment on her telepathic abilities, horribly malformed appearence, or her dark plot to take over the Earth and turn humans into energy cubes for her evil masters. "I hope that humanity will continue to accept my wholly original music and not dwell on the less pleasant aspects of this bizarre extraterrestrial plot." She then speared a nearby cameraman with her transmogrophic lasgun and consumed his brain matter.

Production on Spears' next video, "I want to conquer your planet and enslave you all" is expected to resume Wednesday.

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"Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda."
--
Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company

[This message was edited by Sol System on May 03, 1999.]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Everyone: "When I'm calling you-oo-oo. . ."

Talosian: *GULP*

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Pike: "NOOO!!! We've inadvertently landed on the planet of TEFAL men!"

TEFAL Man: "Can I interest you in our new range of irons, non-stick saucepans and other labour-saving goods?"

Posted by jh on :

Talosian: WOA!! That's no banana! You are happy to see me!

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"A screaming comes across the sky..."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Xentrick: It's the Big Giant Head, not the Great Big Head! :-)

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"I'm not stubborn. I'm just right."
-me

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Talosian: Man this swelling is killing me! I think I'm gonna explode....*erk*

*POP*

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Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Scanners 2267: This time its lethal.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Talosian: "Subject Capps! Subject McGann! Stop that this instant! That's disgusting!"

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Zathras (Member # 87) on :

The First One finally realises what all this has done to him.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

*LOL*

Cool nick, Zathras, that was gonna be my second choice so long ago!

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Talosian: Good morning. I'll be your instructor in telepathy for today. Now, before we begin, I should warn you. One Buck Rodgers joke and I'm out of here, 'kay?

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

TSN: [ I just watch the commercials! ]

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Yet another example of Star Trek writers recycling old plot lines, as here we can see the newest character set to debut next week named Quarodo.

A transporter accident leaves Quark and Odo mollecularly bonded into a single entity...

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GET THE MONEY!

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, I was sick yesterday (and still am today, actually), so here are the slightly belated results of... *drum roll* ...the CapCom of the Unkown Number! *fanfare*

First, the honorable mention goes to Jeff Raven for realizing the obvious reference to Pinky and the Brain. And, this honorable mention is extra-honorable because he used a quote from me. :-)

Runner-up is First of Two for not elaborating on exactly what CC and Jubee were doing off-camera...

And the winner is... Antagonist! The scary part is that I wouldn't be surprised if the writers actually did that...

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"