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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

You read the title right....

*muahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha*

That would be the monitor so much of our crap has appeared on.

That would be the brain so much of our crap has become preoccupied with inside.

*wonders what wonders of the Cappsian kind Garfield has seen*

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��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

[This message was edited by The_Tom on May 03, 1999.]

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Charles Capps: "Hi, I'm Charles Capps, and for some reason I need to illuminate the ceiling."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Ahh the stunned sheep photo! You got I'm a beauty.

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Welcome to the Bates Motel...

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

BTW, I have that exact Garfield poster in my room!

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Jeff Raven - Having more fun than any human being should be allowed to have

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*taps foot* There is so much that can go wrong with a competition like this. . . I'll be keeping an eye on it. Granted, when you consider the number of threads out there to inflate Charles' ego, one or two to deflate it might be in order - but watch it, OK?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Charles: *must...control...urge...to kill person...who posted...this picture....*

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"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to understanding with the soft whisper of wisdom. Some people come into our lives, show us love then dissappear, leaving footprints on our hearts... and we are never the same again."

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

What evil lurks beyond in that computer of his? The world will never know.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

As CC stares transfixed into the camera, he is sadly unaware that one of his action figures---unable to solve the Rubik's Cube below Garfield---has scaled to the top shelf and is threatening to jump.

Only the lamp cares enough to help.

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Robinson Crusoe returns to civilization.

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"We offered him unchallenged control of the Alpha Quadrant, and all he could think about was his daughter."
--Weyoun, "In the Pale Moonlight".

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

CC: Hi, I'm Charles Capps, and welcome to Moron Hell......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Charles: "It's 9:33. Do you know where your ego is?"

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Nature show host (whispering): "And here we see the endangered Capps Man (homo sapiens trekforumus), in his natural habitat. The guide informs me that we must make no sudden movements, no engage in any flash photography, as the Capps Man is highly territorial and prone to attack when startled... oops."

*CC moves about an inch and a half*

Host (still whispering): "Fortunately for us, Capps Man has so many other things to deal with, it should be a full half-hour before the impulse to attack kicks in."

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Since the picture used in the first cappscom had been taken, the end of Charles' hair had got bored and had deceided to emigrate to his face. Scientists are baffled.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Charles proves that he is so at one with the computer he doesn't need a keyboard, he just thinks his commands directly into Windows CE (Capps Edition)

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC: "I've been in here for three days...let me out...please..." *door slams shut*

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Little red Riding Hood: my, what hairy arms you have

CC: All the better...look, it's genetic okay. Get off my back.

LRRH. Okay. Erm, my, what big hands you've got. What are you hiding in there?

CC: DON'T! MY HANDS ARE NOT MOVING FOR ANOTHER 20 minutes.
Damn Viagra.

And HOW close to the line was that?

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

BTW, Frank dared me. Any complaints are his responsability to bear.

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'Those are the headlines. Happy now?'
-Chris Morris.

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well done, Liam. Anything I would have posted would've been too obvious and far more tasteless.

And now for my next entry:

Reporter: "Here you see Charles Capps, shortly before he murdered Liam Kavanaugh and Frank Gerratana..."

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http://frankg.dgne.com/
Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*on a dare from FrankG and LIAM*

Narrator: What no one is aware of is the fact that just behind the camera, Jubilee McGann has stripped naked and is now doing a little dance for Charles.

*Charles tries to hide his ...err...excitement...with his hands*

Note to Liam: That is the second time you have edited one of my posts. I will now be forced fly to England, Chop off your head, Shrink it, and send it to Charles in a little box with some love poetry. Perhaps you didn't realize this, but NO ONE MESSES WITH ME and gets away with it. Except you Liam, you can do whatever you want tootsiekins

He he he. She'll never read this thread again. Ha ha ha! I am evil!
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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

[This message was edited by PsyLiam on May 21, 1999.]

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*falls over laughing*

CC: Hi, I'm Charles Capps. You may remember me from such forums as the Starfleet Communications Relay, and the SolarFlare Forums...

*CC launches into Troy McClure-like spiel*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

[This message was edited by Warped1701 on May 06, 1999.]

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Unabomber Ted Kazinsky seen here in a photo taken shortly before his arrest, apparently working on his newest creation of evil, the SolarEclipse.net, which bomb squad officials tell us is highly explosive and volitile. Detailes have not been comfirmed at this hour, but insiders tell us that a one "Jubilee" has been aprehended on counts of attempting to burn the rubiks cube seen in the background...

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Oh my god, not the peanut butter, not the skippy chunky!! Anything but that, PLEASE!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

I apologise to Jubilee and promise never to do it again.

*offers neck to the cutting board*

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

CC: *blinded like a deer from the light in his eyes* must...not...keep...staring...at...lights....
very...bright...priiityyy...nice lights.....
*blinks* wait...is that a car coming straight at me?!?!! ooooo....the headlights are nice.....and bright.....

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Charles: *hypnotic stare* You will be one...with the Forums...

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Charles was all ready for his picture when...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
T_T: Charles, what's Adam whinging about now.. he just ICQed me, said something about you and...

*Charles screams in rage*
CC: I'm BUSY! Didn't so see my away message?

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Daryus: Curry curry vindaloo curry curry vindaloo

Charles (to photographer): Hang on a moment, wouldya?
CC: o_0
(again to photographer) Just that stupid Australian I was telling you about.

CC's ICQ *ping*:
T_T: Sorry man... Guess what, I'm going back to school again tomorrow.. so...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Jubilee: |CENSORED| . |CENSORED| . |CENSORED|

Charles: Arrrgh!
CC: Jubes, a minute, OK? And yeah, I think that poem was very sweet.
(to photographer)I'm so sorry. Really, I am...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Sol: Good evening.

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Tachy: Hey man cool huh WTF z'up huh huh? Hey, seen my latest mesh? WolfPak can suck my...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Frank: Charles, have you...

CC's ICQ *ping*:
Liam: Charles, I got something for you...

*Charles frowns*
CC: Liam, not now... I'm...

CC's ICQ *incoming file transfer*
--"liamdoinghisthing.jpg"--

Charles (to photographer): Hang on one minute... let me see this...

*Charles turns, gasps, and turns back*

***CLICK***

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��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

[This message was edited by The_Tom on May 07, 1999.]

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Two posts are better than one...

[This message was edited by The_Tom on May 07, 1999.]

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*unsure whether to laugh or cry...* *shakes his head and walks off*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Tom, you are the man

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*falls over laughing* Daryus is right, Tom's the man.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Tom's right, BTW... That's me... *LOL*
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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
http://solareclipse.net/

[This message was edited by Charles Capps on May 08, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*ROFLMAO@Tom*... And how VERY correct. Have you been sitting on CC's desk recently?

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Hey, it's my thing. I should get some credit.

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

That's some pretty good characterization.

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"Fishing promotes a clean mind, healthy body and leaves no time for succumbing to Communistic or Socialistic propaganda."
--
Ivar Hemmings, chairman, South Bend Bait Company

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

What? All you got was 'Good Evening' That really gets to the core of Simon Sizer doesn't it?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Simon Sizer best described in two words (other than "Simon Sizer") is "Good Evening".

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��-The Breen at Internment Camp 371

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, if this were real, there would also be a message in there from me saying "Are you there?", and a reply from CC saying "I don't know any 'you'." :-)

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

It's been fun mucking about with Charles' ego, but like all things, it needs a bit of rest now and again.. it is with a heavy heart I finishe judging the CappsComs.

Honorable mention to Tora for her Crusoe line and Jubes for the striptease post in the form it exists as right now... should I give credit to Liam as well?

Liam himself picks up another runners-up crown with his Red Riding Hood/Viagra toeing of the line and Antagonist for his Unabomber post.

But the man of the hour is First of Two, for his scientific study of the Capps Man. Details on his mating practices would be appreciated, or should we ask Jubes for details?

See you guys when Lee decides to put me on GCC duty !!!

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"I haven't done any research, but I think the Defiant is 170m."
-Frank Gerratana