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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

We're back, for the first CapCom without me as Moderator of this Forum. . . *sob*

And what's going on here? Thanks to Frank aka The Shadow for the scan. . .

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Data: I am sorry to report, sir, that you are not very good at Twister.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Picard: Next time we play, you be the "bottom".

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Picard: "Sleeping? No! I was, um, playing dead. Yes, that's the ticket. I was practising playing dead, in case I'm ever attacked, by a...targ. Yes, that's it. But I was definitely not sleeping."

Data: "And you were definitely not talking in your sleep, either, Captain. Now, Shall I have Doctor Crusher report for the spanking you requested?"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

The Terrible Secret Revealed-----

Jean-Luc: "Read me another story?"

Data: "You have had three already. Now, go to sleep; you have a diplomatic crisis to defuse in the morning, a new race to discover by lunch, and several pearls of wisdom to distribute before beddyby time tomorrow night. I will read you another Flotter story then."

Jean-Luc: "Leave the light on?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Picard: "Data, what are you looking at?"

Data: "Well, sir, if I may speak candidly, your bum looks awfully big in that..."

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Data: "I don't know how you do things on the Stargazer, but on the Enterprise we still report for duty on time."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Picard: Dammit Data! There were FOUR LIGHTS!!!!

Data: Yessir. I can still see them reflecting off of your...head.

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Mr Data, what are you doing?

Attempting to get into the swing of things sir.

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there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed
when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around
and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Data: "And the NEXT time you attempt to sneak up behind me and push my off button as a practical joke, I will throw you through the fecking BULKHEAD. Sir."

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

In honor of Crusade...

Picard: "Get the hell out of my quarters!

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"You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!"
--
Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Data: EEEEEEP EEEEEEP EEEEEEP EEEEEEP

Picard: Uhhh? 0500 already? *groan* just five more minutes...

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Distance is to a relationship as wind is to a flame. If the flame is small, it will snuff the flame out. If the flame is big, the wind will fan the flame, making is grow hotter. - Unknown

Romance is when you can't see any faults in your partner. Love is when you see all of them, but continue to love that person anyway. - Baloo

Posted by deadcujo (Member # 13) on :

Picard: "Why did you push me?"
Data: "Because you've been a bad boy, sir."

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The Unknown Vulcan
www.gamingsector.com

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Data: "The tango again, sir?"

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Jean-Luc, caught in the act, tries to stuff the Tribble under his shirt

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"For flavor value, chocolate. But I prefer the Cult
of Curry." - Frank G, April 1999
"(strange mouth jerks)" - Krenim, April 1999

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Data *sees something sticking up from Picards chest*: Captain, is there something about your anatomy that we do not know?

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Picard: *Wakes up with the distinct feeling of somebody watching him* "DATA! What the hell are you doing in my quarters at this hour??"

Data: "I was merely observing a ritual which seems to occur during the nocturnal resting period of the Terran race."

Picard: "Oh? And what ritual is that?"

Data: "I believe it is called 'snoring'."

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GET THE MONEY!

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Data: "Sir, I have been sent by the bridge crew to inform you that you have been sleeping on the intercom button, we have been hearing you for the last two hours."

Picard: "Oh, uhh, you have?"

Data: "Yes sir. May I ask who 'Elvira' is and why you were repeatedly saying her name with the words 'chains & whips'?"

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GET THE MONEY!

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Picard: What the hell are you doing sir?

Data: Inspecting how human-beings engage in sleep. It is quite fascinating actually...

Picard: Okay Data. But could you please explain to me why you are doing this while not wearing any trousers?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Data: Sleep...... Sleep....... Sleep Captain.......

Picard: Will you shut up Data? That won't get me to sleep, and it's very annoying.

Data: Okay, how about "Rock 'a bye Captain, over the tree top........"

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Picard was so impressed by Data's Vulcan nerve pinch that he tries to practice on his arm

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*movie capcom mode on*

Data: My style, you can call the art of fighting without fighting.

Picard: The art of fighting without fighting? Show me.

Data: *throws Picard*

Picard: Your Kung Fu is better than mine. Your style is unorthodox.

Data: But effective.

Picard: Thank you Bruce Lee, now one week in a holding cell for you! And report to LaForge to have the Kung Fu subroutine removed.

*movie capcom mode off*

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*imagines that that last entry has to be spoken w/o their mouths coming anywhere close to matching the words* :-)

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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Trickier, but the winner can only be Jeff raven for the alarm call. Runners-up are Antagonist for the snoring and PsyLiam who lowered the tone once again.

Plus, a comnined honourable mention for the last two entries by Jay and TSN. 8)

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

*bows to TSN*

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I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*bows to Jay*

*mouth not moving* "Jay-san, you have been a worthy CapCom writer. It has..." *mouth starts moving* "...been an honor to work w/ you."
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*mouth stops moving*

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"Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!"
-Martin Short, The Three Amigos

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I'm thinking about using MY entry as my new sig.

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!