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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Last, but *giggle*, certainly *giggle*, not least... *all out laughing*

Pastry Power!

Is it just me or is Charles unususally preoccupied with that sheep?

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Charles Capps: "I like pastry."
Dinobot: "He lived a sheep ans died to a sheep."
Charles Capps: "What?"
Liam dies.

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Notice the sheep is giving Charles a nervous look.

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles: I seem to have some pastry stuck on my mustache... Oh well, I'll eat it later...

*just so you know, my dad used to make that joke all the time*

And T_T, I was gonna do this too! You beat me to the punch!

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*The worshippers of the Cult of Capps watch in awe as he displays his amazing Pastry-Handling abilites in front of the almighty sheep quilt*

Liam: Can I have a pastry, too?? I wanna throw it at Jubee.
Charles: *SMITE*

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Charles: Well, I couldn't find a hot potato, so we'll use this.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Mr. C. Capps is ever so slightly annoyed that his sister got a new car for Christmas, but the only thing left under the tree for him was a McDonald's "Hot Apple Pie."

Stone cold.

With a bite taken out of it.

Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

*Charles stares at army of ants crawling up the side of the couch, trying to get their pastry back*

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"We offered him unchallenged control of the Alpha Quadrant, and all he could think about was his daughter."
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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

IT WAS BLUEBERRY!!!!

What I was actually thinking at the time of that picture:
"Ooooh, new toy."
(In reference to my sister's new personal information manager (aka address book))

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Sheep: Well CC... you know, you're my best bud... and... well... I LOVE YOU, MAN!!!

CC: Thanks. You're still not getting any of my pastry.

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You're just JEALOUS because the little voices talk to ME!

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC: "Mmm...pastry..."

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Lawyer: And here I present the most concrete proof about Mr Capps poofiness. Just look at that hand. That's not how a MAN handles a pastry. A MAN GRIPS the pastry, let's it know who's in charge, and who's the bitch!

Judge: Hmm. okay, fair point, you win.

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC: "Alas, poor Yorick..."
Yorick: "I'm really getting tired of these running jokes. And, yes, your bum does look big in that. Ooh, pastry!"

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Walter Barnett: "D-Did that thing just shatter an overpass into dust?"
Donny Finkleberg: "No, I...I think it was an entrance ramp."

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Daryus (off-screen): Do you want a curry to go with your pastry?

CC: Piss-off magot, before I destroy you!

Daryus: sheesh. Give a guy a pastry, he thinks he's some sort of pastry king.

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

What lurks in the mind of a genius? An Einstein, a Hawking, a Capps?

"I like pie...but this will do for now."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles deftly protects his pastry from the killer quilt sheep...

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ooh, we forgot a clich�. . . 8)

Charles to Sheep: "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PICTURE!!!"

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

*Raises an eyebrow @ Liam*

*Turns to Charles*

'Come here and say it. Come on'.

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'Sir, you've been ordered not to take Polermo'

'Ring General HQ, ask them if they want me to give it back'.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

All: "Baa..."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Other Side Of Blanket: *moo*
This Side Of Blanket: *baa*
Sister, on floor: What the @#$% was that!?
Me: Ooooh, pastry.
Dad, in kitchen, to mom: It's your gene pool.
Mom, taking picture: *sighs in fusteration*

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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Run for your lives! The quilt has a life and voice(s?) of its own!! *ROTFLMHO*

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC: "Damn sheep, always staring at me..."

sheep: "Well, it isn't my fault..."

CC: "Hey, sheep don't talk!"

sheep: "Uh, I mean, baaaa!"

CC: "And, for that matter, quilts don't make any sound at all..."

sheep: "Oh, hell..."

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[This message was edited by TSN on May 10, 1999.]

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*ROFLMGDFAO*!!!!!!

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When I saw you I fell in love,
and you smiled because you knew
- Unkown

...if you should die before me,
ask if you could bring a friend...
- Unkown

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

Well, I've got to hand it Charles.. he got runner up with his truly epic collection of gibberish quotes. Something about it is catchy. The other runner up is none other than Tora. But the big winner is none other than TSN with his late entry (in a non-innuendo sort of way, right Liam

)

Oh, honourable mentions are The Shadow for his various quips that just couldn't make it over the bar and The First One who's quips fell noticibly short but were amusing nonetheless...

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Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

(better late then never)
Charles extends his pinky, showing the sheep the proper way to eat Blueberry Pastry.

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