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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

My latest pic... Go ahead, make my day!

(BTW, it's a fake background...)

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

*snickers* Looks like Commander Riker got his Q powers back, eh, Wesley Capps?
*ROTFLMHO*

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

CC: Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

This picture was taken moments before the Great Bird of the Galaxy perched above in the tree and judged CC's head a perfectly good location for the remnants of his previous couple meals.

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"I see you've found your Nausicaan friend. You seem unimpaled so far..."
-Q to Picard, "Tapestry"

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

While taking a dump in the woods, Charles Capps is unaware he is on...Candid Camera!

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Charles smiles since he just found the air pump he uses to inflate his ego.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*prepares for smiting from both Charles and Jubes*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

TIMMMMMBBBERRRR!!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on May 13, 1999.]

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I think that I shall never see
A Capps as pretty as a tree

(A joke of course. I think our resident CC is just the bee's knees.)

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"You hear about 'constitutional rights,' 'free speech,' and the 'free press.' Every time I hear these words I say to myself, 'That man is a Red!!...' You never hear a real American talk like that!"
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Mayor Frank Hague, Jersey City

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"Welcome to Sherwood."

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

You sure you didn't sit on a spike Charles?
let me quote the great E Blackadder.(And then twist it a little, give it a nip and tuck there and claim it was said by someone else).

Charles sits on a spike, and I sit on him.
- Jubilee

(Wells she hasn't said that yet, but I am sure she will one day).

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there's a bird in the chimney,and a stone in my bed
when the road's washed out,they pass the bottle around
and wait in the arms,of the cold cold ground

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

God, that background is so twee. . . anyone feel like putting a few animated woodland creatures in? Lots of fluffy bunnies and little birds tweeting. . . 8)

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

"Hello, there. . . *hack! hack!* Bob Fleming here!"

Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :

And now, "The Larch"

Only PsyLiam would notice the nipples!

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INSURRECTION

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

Charles: Only you...can prevent forest fires.

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

CC is enjoying a walk in the forests of South America when he suddenly trips over the Nemesis.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Nipples those are not, it's a shadow. I assure you. *shakes head, walks away*

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Charles dreams of the day his beard will cover his whole chin.

(*smacks head* How could I have failed to spot that Larch? Obviously a refresher course is needed. . . as well as a bit of boning up on How Not To Be Seen. . .)

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

*Mr. Capps smiles and nods as he is told never again to replace toilet paper with poison oak, especially in the wilderness*

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GET THE MONEY!

[This message was edited by Antagonist on May 14, 1999.]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Narration: "Coming soon to a video rentral store near you! CappsCom: The Special Edition! Digitally remastered for better sound..."

CC: "Sound!"

Narration: "...improved picture quality..."

CC: "Picture!"

Narration: "...and never-before-seen special effects..."

CC: *refuses to shake his head and walk away*

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on May 15, 1999.]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

CC: When I become Ruler Of The World...even the trees shall worship me!

*Muhahahhaahaha*

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Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*is sure someone has tried something like this before, but will do it anyway...*

CC: "I went to Moron Hell and all I got was this shirt."

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Quark: "Lesson number one: No one involved in extra-legal activity considers himself nefarious." (DS9: "The Sound of Her Voice")

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

If a Charles Capps falls down in the forest, and there is no one there to post about it, does he make a sound?

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*just a tad, we bit annoyed at Warped*

*SMITES Daryus*
THAT was uncalled for. You will DIE.

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20 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Actually, the question should be: if a tree falls down in a forest and hits Charles, does anyone care? 8)

Posted by Warped1701 (Member # 40) on :

*looks around innocently and whistles*

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Lee: Presenting post-labotamy CC. The girls still love him, and he talks far less shi...hey hey Jubes!

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'You want the moon on a stick, don't you?'
-Richard Herring

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

*gives everyone another day to come up with entries*

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"Okay, so I'm not "SANE" so to speak, but uh... I'm the lovable kind of psycho"
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Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

CC: *to photographer* I will KILL you for setting me against this cheesy background and making me smile like this! My mother was right...I held this goofy face so long it's STUCK!! ARGH!

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

[Capption]
"CCapps, smiling and blatantly unaware that momentarily a white present from above shall connect with his head, poses for the camera."

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listen.to/prophecies/
"Where were you on July 14th?"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

MaGiC: But you said that you were getting a Goatee!!

CC: I lied........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Photographer: "Say 'Clarence!'"

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I shall bypass the formalities.

Runner ups:
- Warped1701 for the ego pump
- Antagonist for the poison oak
- Jay for the trees worshiping...

An official THWAP to Cody for not reading the thread first and seeing his post was already done by TSN.

And the winner - Elim for the t-shirt.. *ROTFL*

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Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Ahh my dear Jubilee, I am not dead yet.

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"I have only one purpose, the destruction of Hitler.....If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourbale reference to the devil in the House of Commons".

-Winston Churchill

Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

Capps: I did read it. But I suppose that's Senility for you.

<OldManSpeak>Onnnee ddaayy, schonny, ye'll know vaht it'ss lyke, juuuusstt liike mee......</OldManSpeak>

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listen.to/prophecies/
"Where were you on July 14th?"