Ezri again. It's pretty difficult to get good pics that have different characters every time!
Ezri: Julian, why do you keep looking at your nose in the mirror like that?
Bashir: Remember when we all got shrunk down to nearly microscopic size to study that nebula? Well, Miles never returned to full size, so I let him live in my sinuses.
Ezri: Julian... Miles did return to full size...
Bashir: Then who's in my nose?
*End rather bizzare entry mode*
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
[This message was edited by Krenim on May 26, 1999.]
[This message was edited by Krenim on May 26, 1999.]
Sid: Awimbawa, awimbawa,
Awimbawa, awimbawa,
Awimbawa, awimbawa,
Awimbawa, awimbawa.
(wispers to Nic) Your turn!
Nic: Oh, right. Ahem.
Oo-oo-oooo-oo, oo-ooo-oo-oo-ooo,
Wimbawaaaaaae.
Oo-oo-oooo-oo, oo-ooo-oo-oo-ooo,
Wimbawaaaaaae.
(James Darren joins in off-camera, and in lounge-lizard style, croons with the 2 blue-collars)
Nic & Jimmy: In the Paramount lot, the sprawling Paramount lot, the camera crews pack up.
Sid(low): Awimbawa, awimbawa.
N & J(up a half-octave):In the Paramount lot, the sprawling Paramount lot the sound crews pack up.
Sid(low): Awimbawa, awimbawa.
Nic(shield-splittingly high):
OOO-OO-OO-OOOO, OO-OO-OO-OO-OOOO,
OO-OO-OO,OOOO-OO.
(Applause from cast and crew *sniff*)
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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
whiny voice)Emmmm, Mr. Bashir, sir? I need to go potty.Bashir thinks)Maybe if I just ignore her, she'll go back to her seat. Father was right, I SHOULD have done research back on Earth, instead of ending up driving this school bus.
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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")
[This message was edited by Elim Garak on May 26, 1999.]
Bashir: Uh no... That's...a pimple.
Ezri: Well, uh, its hardly noticeable...
Bashir: *sighs*
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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The public has spoken. Common sense has prevailed. We have been returned what was wrongly taken away from us. All hail COCO POPS!!
Dax: "Well, a little, yes..."
Bashir: "Damn! And this is the last one! I'm never going to find a uniform that doesn't make my bum look big!"
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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
Ezri: But Julian, how can you see your bum if you're looking at your face?
Julian: Um, I dunno the answer to that one.
Ezri: Genetically engineered...my arse.
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
Ezri: Shut up.
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Ezri: "I like it as much as the other nine poses, but, don't you think it's a little early to decide what you want your statue to look like?"
Bashir: "Silence, groupie, or I won't let you help write my Nobel Prize acceptance speech."
(anyone get that one?)
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WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Ezri: "Founder, did you clone me wrong? Something doesn't feel quite right..."
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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
Bashir: "Yes, I know."
Michael Palin: "Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here!"
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"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Samuel L. Clemens
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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
--
They Might Be Giants
Bashir: Huh? What's that??
Ezri: Um, nuthin.
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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
The winner is whol'll probably say "yes, I know." Runners-up are TSN for the singing, and Elim Garak for the Founder - surely they know how to do Bashir by now, they've copied him enough. . ? 8)
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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ALL GOOD THINGS