1. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?
2. Skinnydipping, anyone?
3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?
4. So how many people won UK passports?
5. "This, above all: _________________"
6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?
7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?
8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?
9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*
10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

Thanks to FrankG for question #1
Dont forget CREATIVITY counts!

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10 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid
 

2)You seem to imply that I normally wear clothing...

3) Two in a bun! Yum! Ooo, suit you madam!

4) Everybody who got enough points as I said. Losers take heart, you can still try at the Home Office.

5) Wear Sunscreen! (LOL!)

6) <8-[....] (Jaw dropping smilie)

7) Alan Partidge?

8) There's said to one inside the Great Pyramid of Egypt. The Egyptians worshipped cats you know...Because they thought they were funny.

9) Nope. A PC neither!

10) ...but she was drunk and thought I was someone else.

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"It seems strange that I, Kudos, a doubter, should be given this luxurious window seat whilst you.... AGEING with age, rot away in that disgrace of an aisle seat. Ha, Hah!
Where is your God now old woman?!"
"Jesus, I'm sorry I asked...!"

- THE BIG BUS

1. Unknown; it was made by those backward Mac people.
2. Sure. I'll bring the pool.
3. "It is the order of things."
4. I suppose that depends on how well we all scored.
5. "This, above all: When chasing ducks, be sure to keep a distance from, er, 'surprises.'"
6. I think we should erect a monument in honour of this one...
7. I recall his name being Sir Oxymoron...
8. I really don't care as long as they're not located on a tip of a mountain overlooking my house...
9. Those who shall reply and be swiftly executed.
10. "Once upon a time, those silly humans used to believe the Earth revolved around their star."

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")

[Hehe. *fixes typo* Probably more though...]

[This message was edited by Elim Garak on May 26, 1999.]
 

*starts to explain, but three men in dark coats and sunglasses come in and take him away*

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

I don't think Skinny has dipped anyone recently, but I hear he's due for a comeback...

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

A survey conducted by the FCC and the BBB in 1956 showed that one in five people prefer to eat their hot dogs in some manner other than in a bun. Government regulation over the past 43 years has eventually forced all companies who sell hot dogs and buns in equal numbers out of business.

4. So how many people won UK passports?

I have no bloody idea... :-)

5. "This, above all: _________________"

"...to thine own elf be nude."

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

Trust me, you don't want to know!
*actually, has no idea* :-)

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Baloo.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

Well, by definition, if it's the largest, there can be only one. And, if that be the case, it must belong to the Highlander... :-)

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

The computer, or the sweater? :-)

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

"...there lived three weasels: a papa weasel, a mama weasel, and a little weasling. One day, the weasels were just sitting down to eat their acorn sludge, when little Baby weasel (who preferred 'Baby', to his real name 'Quentin Murgatroyd Ferretman IV') screamed like a banshee, 'MY SLUDGE IS TOO F***ING HOT!!!'. The weasel parents agreed that their sludge was also too f***ing hot, so they all decided to go out and rob a bank while they waited for it to cool. Now, while they were gone, Goldiechops happened across their home. Since the absentminded rodents had left their door open, the amoral young delinquent decided to go in and see what she could rip off. When she got inside, she found three bowls of acorn sludge on the table. She took one taste and nearly vomited. She perched the bowls over the doorway, and snuck out the window. When the weasels came home, the first thing they were greeted w/ was three bowls of sludge poured over their heads. Baby weasel was the only one who had any comment: 'S***!'"

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"Although I'm so tired, I'll have another cigarette. And curse Sir Walter Raleigh; he was such a stupid git."
-the Beatles, "I'm So Tired"
 

2) *Looks down* Nope.

3) I had a habit of eating raw hot dogs long ago.

4) My dad had one since his birthplace was Hong Kong.

5) *looks up* Above what?

6) Don't know. Anyone heard of a drink called a "Blowjob"? (For those with a weak heart, it DOES exist, known for the large amount of whip cream on the top.) And no, I've tried neither. I don't drink Alcohol. Guess that makes me a boring person.

7) Ummmmmm........

8) Ummmmmm........

9) I bought a Big Mac for lunch today. Does that count?

10) ....... it was a dark and stormy night....... (one horrible beginning followed by another....)

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on May 27, 1999.]
 

It works like this...

2.) Skinnydipping, anyone?

I barely ever go swimming with my clothes on

3.) Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

I don't think this is true any longer.

4.) So how many people won UK passports?

I don't know, and I can't seem to come up with a humorous bluff.

5.) This, above all: To thine own self be true. Failing that, just get as much money as you can and take a trip.

6.) What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

Dinner and a movie, if you're charming enough.

7.) Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Swingers.

8.) How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

Three. Here, here, and over there.

9.) Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

Frank, of course.

10.) Once upon a time, my life had direction and purpose. Now, I have weekends.

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They Might Be Giants

 

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid
 

1.< chemistry student mode> Well, there is the way that Sol has provided, but there is another way, which works much better. First of all, Teflon does stick to something...Teflon. Teflon is made of long chains of carbon atoms, with flouride substituants. What they do is have another type of teflon, made with flourine, but also another halide, that will bond with the metal surface of the pan. One side of the teflon sticks to the pan, while the other side sticks to the teflon that does not contain the bonding halide, Thus making teflon stick to teflon that sticks to the pan...hehehe. *bows* < /chem student mode>
2. You bring the nonfat cool whip, I'll bring the strawberries!
3. What Frank said.
4.Not I. I don't think I'd blend in very well. My British accent sounds like Australian, and my Australian sounds like its British(as natives of both those countries have told me).
5. My IQ.
6. Wouldn't you like to know, Ms. Sex Goddess...
7. Leisure Suit Larry, of course.
8. 42.
9. *makes applesauce out of Frank*
10. ...someone got the idea to subject forum patrons to a series of questions over and over and over again... That person was never heard from again.

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
 

2. There's another way to swim?

3. It's another government conspiracy.

4. Close, but no cigar.

5. *decides to answer properly* ...to thine own self be true. Hamlet, Act I, Scene III

6. *moves his hand in a lewd motion* No comment.

7. Wasn't it Elvis?

8. No one will ever know.

9. *looks at Frank* He does! I on the other hand, do not.

10. Someone wrote a story that began "Once upon a time..."

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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
 

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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
 

*sigh*

But no, my life is nowhere near that interesting. I haven't been near a pool for almost a year now.

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"Should have changed that stupid lock. Should have thrown away the key. No no, not I, I will survive, right down here on my knees."
--
They Might Be Giants

 

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Blackadder: I'm King *drops dead*

I think it has something to do with sandblasting it on, but I'm not certain.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

If you mean swimming naked... No. If you mean dipping my enemies (skinny or no) in a vat of boiling oil... Maybe.

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

*Nature show host speak* Here we see a rather remarkable trait developed by the warmicus wooficus, also known as the common hot dog. In order for two (a male and a female) to survive the onslaught of human consumption, they flock together in groups of ten. Since it is generally known that hot dogs are consumed in a one-to-one ratio with their symbiotic counterparts, the breadicus coveris, the two aforementioned hot dogs survive to ensure more hot dogs in the future. *End nature show host speak*

4. So how many people won UK passports?

There was a contest?

5. "This, above all: _________________"

This above all: Tines are our friends.

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

I don't know, nor do I wish to know.

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Aliens. When the symbiotic leisure suit attaches itself to a human host, it creates a disc jockey of the sort that Jon became in a certain Garfield cartoon episode.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

I don't know, but I would hope that they were nowhere near any "World's Largest Ball of Cats," or else there would be a really big mess.

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

She hath spoken the evil word! Attach the Stone of Shame!

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

Once upon a time, the universe existed as a fiery point. Then, that point exploded, sending matter flinging to the far points of the cosmos... *Krenim then starts listing important event in history* ...and then sporks were invented. The End.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

It's a quantum subspace fracture that is held together by the conversion of a multidimension, transintergalactic piece of sticky tape.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

Not now, my aunt is watching.

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

They were designed by the crew from baywatch?

4. So how many people won UK passports?

Three people. They all went mad and then married the same horse, on the same day in brussels.

5. "This, above all: _________________"

Curry?

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

2 litres of stuff

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

Alan Greenspan.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

521 0000 00000 000000. Where is it? It's the matrix.....

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

El Frank de belisimo.

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

There was a bog called Troy. Troy was very red. So they used him as a traffic light......

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"I have only one purpose, the destruction of Hitler.....If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourbale reference to the devil in the House of Commons".

-Winston Churchill

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Garak: "I do apologize. You must be incensed. In fact, if I were in your shoes, I'd... grab a bottle of champagne and shoot me." (DS9: "Our Man Bashir")
 

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[This message was edited by The Shadow on May 27, 1999.]
 

Frank: Is it 3(4x+5)²(4)?

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"I make fun of senior citizens, but obviously I aspire to be one of them, the alternative being what it is."
-Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future

[This message was edited by TSN on May 27, 1999.]
 

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid
 

Solve for y in the following:
dy/dx = y-x.

Do it in you heads. Open to all (oo-er)
*Runs and hides, laughing maniacally*

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid
 

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WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE

1. I did not get this without using paper.

2. I'm still not sure this is the right answer.

3. It did not involve parametric equations.

4. Work is below showing how I got it for all you calculus-impaired people out there. (GA better not be doing this for homework, or else I'll get ticked off.)

dy/dx = y - x

dy = (y - x) dx

dy = y dx - x dx

y = yx - (1/2)x²

y (1 - x) = - (1/2)x²

y = x²/(2x - 2)

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

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"CORUSCANT...DOES NOT COMPUTE...I mean, uh, you're under arrest." - Anonymous battle droid
 

2. I prefer fatdipping. Mmm... fat...

3. To quote Commodore Decker: "There WAS.. but not anymore!"

4. 3.1415926535...

5. "This above all: Never, EVER piss off a woman with PMS and a handgun."

6. I am.

7. That would be Akhtragal, Demon of Tackiness.

8. 42. In my backyard.

9. *barfs*

10. "Once upon a time, I could control myself..." -- Eddie Vedder & Pearl Jam

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"... Then you'll see me do some MAJOR dancing on your face!" -- Cosby

 

Ssshhh, you'll spoil the magic.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

Depends. Is Charles' beard gonna be in there?

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

To give commedians a source from which to base a 30 minute long comedy routine.

4. So how many people won UK passports?

I do! And my next door neighbour. Jim down the road. Dave does. So does Mike. Helen probably does, but that's just to terrify the neighbouring countries with a shockwave overload.

5. "This, above all: _________________"

The sky? *looks down* Damn, someone beat me. Erm, the clouds?

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

Pure Liam.

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

I'll have to agree with my college Monty,and say Alan Partridge as well.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

You're sitting on it. The earth is one giant piece of CC's hair, crafted into a sperical shape and held together with a LOT of hairspray.

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

I do not know, but when I hunt him down, he shall be sorry for the day that his parents deceided to call him Frank Goeringuitar

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

"They all lived happily ever after." The best book in the world for philosphoy students.
 

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"You're a real colonel, right?" - Taco Bell Chihuahua to Colonel Sanders, facing an army of battle droids
 

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
 

How'd you (almost) know how it was spelled Elim

And finally, why are you talking to your neighbours about me? I think ve have deweloped a leetle hero-vorship here young von Gerutski.

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani
 

Yes, it is neighbour, but Frank can't help but having to spell it neighbor the rest of the time.

Sol shrines, Liam worship.... Oh my...

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
 

2--*shrugs* nice warm water at night....a pool not too far from my home.....*grins at Jeff*

3--It's a method of teaching "new math"

4--who actually *received* a UK passport? *L*

5--"for thine own health eat fruit"

6--*RaE* That's a drink? from what i've read in the magazine articles they put on bathroom stalls in our dorms, it's something WAY different...

7--Polly, Lester, and Lee's "sure suit" company

8--one in every string colony.

9--a 'mac'? as in 'macintosh'? as in, ryhmes with 'osh kosh b'gosh'? no way, hosea!

10--*doh, my first answer was already taken :P* *thinks up another*
'...there were four star trek series. the first one was TOO DULL. the second one was TOO HEAVY. the third one was JUST RIGHT. ...the fourth one was too lousy to even consider.

*L* not meant to offend...just my opinion. heh.

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
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"You're a real colonel, right?" - Taco Bell Chihuahua to Colonel Sanders, facing an army of battle droids
 

2)Last time I took a swim was 7 years ago. It's been such a long time I don't even know the past tense. Swom? Swam? Swimmed (I know it's not swimmed people, I was just kidding)

3)We don't have that problem here. Buns come per 10, hot dogs per 10 or value packs of 20. At least we call them hot dogs but..

4)?? I wouldn't even want one. It's a bit of a weird country. Brown beer and stuff.

5)hair (if you're lucky/young enough, but not too young)

6)I could tell you but I'd get myself banned.

7)American-Chinese buisiness woman Esther Po Lee.

8)No idea. But we have an elastic band ball somewhere in a drawer downstairs and it's about three inches in diameter. Do I qualify?

9)Not me for sure.

10)..people realised how hackneyed this opening sentence had become and became more creative.
 

Teflon is a myth perpetuated by the DuPont corporation in the certain knowledge that non-stick aluminum doesn't sound "sexy" enough, but some mysterious non-stick substance with a scientific-sounding name will move tons of product regardless of whether it exists or not.

2. Skinnydipping, anyone?

You don't want to see some of the people here naked. Trust me. I know these things.

3. Why do Hotdogs come in packages of 10 when hotdog BUNS come in packages of 8?

The Gnomes of Zurich decreed it be thus as a concession to the baked goods industry. In compensation, the meat-packing industry is allowed to use any substance whatsoever in the construction of these pseudo-sausages. That is one of the reasons Jimmy Hoffa is still missing.

4. So how many people won UK passports?

No. The more correct question is: "How many people wanted UK passports. I would, if someone offered to give me a guided tour of all the pubs within a 2,000 mile radius of London (distance chosen on the basis that there may be such things in Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and possibly even the European Continent, and I don't want to miss a one).

5. "This, above all: _________________"

If you forget to put the seat down, you're twenty-seven kinds of oaf, but if you don't forget, nobody gives you credit for remembering. Therefore, leave the seat up once in a while as a reminder that we're still waiting for one, solitary "thank you".

6. What is in the mixed drink "Orgasm"?

I discovered 2 versions.
ORGASM (1st)
1 oz Kahlua \ 1 oz Baileys Irish Cream \ 1 oz Amaretto
fill cream
ice \ rocks or up
(add 2 scoops ice cream or mix)

ORGASM (2nd)
1 oz Amaretto \ 1 oz Baileys Irish Cream \ 1 oz Kahlua
no mix
ice \ rocks or up

Gimme some!

7. Who invented the Polyester Leisure Suits?

The same folks who were responsible for the "White-Buck-Shoes-and-Belt-Conspiracy". They have since been dealt with. Permanently. Let that be a lesson to us all.

8. How many "World's Largest Ball of Strings" are there, and where are they located?

If this category includes belly-button lint, I know of several.

9. Who here owns a mac? *grrr*

What? The truck or the computer?

10. "Once upon a time, __________________"

Papa-bear came home by himself. But, this being a G-rated forum I suppose I'll have to keep the rest of the story secret.

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"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."
-- Plato
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7 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

Krenim: You're probably going to get medievil on my ass with a temporal inversion, but what you did was incorrect. You cannot split up an equation like that (i.e. a non-homogeneous eqn.) the way you did. Reason is that you're looking for y, and you integrated it [yx->(yx^2)/2) as if it were a constant, which it is not.

Here's the way I did it:

dy/dx = y-x. Multiply across by exp(-x). Get:

[exp(-x)]dy/dx -y[exp(-x)] = -x[exp(-x)]

Now use the Product Rule (for differentiation) backwards on the Left Hand Side(LHS):

d(y[exp(-x)])/dx = -x[exp(-x)] (OK so far?) or
d(y[exp(-x)]) = (-x[exp(-x)])dx.

Integrating both sides, we get
y*exp(-x) on the LHS,
and after Integrating by Parts
x*exp(-x) + exp(-x) on the RHS.

NOW, if you divide across by exp(-x), you will be left with
y =x + 1,
which if checked satisfies the original equation (d(x+1)/dx =1
y(=x+1)-x =1)

That's the way I did it. It's a bit of a hard one alright. Sorry about that.

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4 days and counting........
*HUGE EFFING BIGASS GRIN*
"Never underestimate the light side .......... ...... of duct tape."

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"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Samuel L. Clemens
 

o_O
*bops Anomaly*

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Clones are People Two

"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
([[[[[[*]}�������������������������

I think I'll go back to the IQ tests *lol*

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The public has spoken. Common sense has prevailed. We have been returned what was wrongly taken away from us. All hail COCO POPS!!

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Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
 

You KNEW I'd be forced to spend 10 minutes trying that! AAAAAAAAAGH! I coiuld have been sleeping or eating or something!

Next you'll be starting to sing "I'm saaaaailing awaayy", and then we'll know what I'll have to do.

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"She turned me into a NEWT!..........
.....Well, I got better..."

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

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"She turned me into a NEWT!..........
.....Well, I got better..."

- Monty Python & The Holy Grail

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"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Samuel L. Clemens
 

You see? I'm right!

--Baloo

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That's not my last word on the subject. It's an opening salvo.
www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/8641/

Er... Having said that, I will now run away very quickly... :-)

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"Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned."
-anonymous bumper sticker
 

Erm... *runs away again*

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"Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned."
-anonymous bumper sticker
 

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 

Monty: yes. BWAHAHAHAHA (fade out)

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If no-one will play with me, then I'm going home,and I'm bringing the inflatible with me.
 

You guys just better be happy that Charles gave up his computer long enough for me to do this, 'kay?

And the winners are.....

1.TSN and Baloo tie for first, Sol gets the "WHERE did you find that?" award and Jeff gets the "Geeky Chem student" award.
2.Krenim and TSN. Charles would like thwap Liam and Tahna for thier inappropriate comments. Elim, where did you innuendo go?
3.Krenim,Baloo. Orion Syndicate gets the innuendo award.
4.Baloo. You people need to be more creative!
5.TSN, and Warped gets the award for the correct answer.
6.Jeff. Baloo gets credit for posting the answer, and DAMN does it sound good ...... *drool*
7.Krenim. And we cringe at the imagery of Alan Greenspan. *CRINGE*
8.Krenim and Liam tie for first, Tim and Elim get honourable mention, and just for the record, CC doesn't use hairspray.
9.Liam and Jedi Wey
10.Tim and Wey win for first, Krenim gets second.

you people need to get more creative..... seriously, i'm starting to loose my faith in you.
*shakes her head*

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
- Anonymous

[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 07, 1999.]
 

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
 

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The public has spoken. Common sense has prevailed. We have been returned what was wrongly taken away from us. All hail COCO POPS!!

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ALL GOOD THINGS

Monty wins the "TSN song in a thread" award.

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body,
find my soul and I'm yours forever.
- Anonymous