------------------
Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
Bashir: this eliptical *thing* here, Miles...."All New Episode"...what do you suppose that means?
O'Brien: Do you think we're on candid camera or something?
Bashir: I dunno...but does my bum look big in this?
------------------
Clones are People Two
"The Force is like duct tape: it has a dark side and a light side, and it holds the universe together"
([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
O'Brien: "Julian!"
Bashir: "Nothing awakens a patient like a good pinch to the cheek..."
------------------
Vreenak: "The man who started the war with the Dominion... Somehow I thought you'd be taller." (DS9: "In the Pale Moonlight")
O'Brien: "Julian, won't that kill him?!"
Bashir: "Oh, no, of course not� Well, I'll be damned. So it did..."
------------------
"When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
-Samuel L. Clemens
Sloan: "Do you expect me to talk?"
Bashir: "No, Mister Sloan. I expect you to die."
O'brien: "Sorry, Mister Sloan. Julian's been watching Twentieth Century spy movies for *days* while he was waiting for you to show up."
Bashir: "Not so tough now, are we, Mister Scary Cheekbones? Bruce Willis, Billy Zane and his army of demons, Bill & Ted, all amateurs compared to me."
O'brien: "And space opera movies too. Sorry. I couldn't stop him."
Bashir: HEY SLOAN, ARE YOU AWAKE?????
Sloan *wakes up, groans*: what do you think?
------------------
I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Sloan: "He's still doing movie quotes?"
O'brien: "Sorry, yes. That was 'Frankenstein.'"
Bashir: "Is it safe? Is it safe? Is - it- safe?"
O'Brien: Yup, and now I think you've killed it.
------------------
"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam