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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from the Star Trek Photo Gallery, click on the image to visit.

First up on the tour, we see Kirk and Spock with....... mmmmm...... heheheheh........ excuse me while I laugh myself silly........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Spock: *singing* "It's Christmas, it's Christmas..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Kirk: Okay, no-ones moving until I find out who burnt my nipple.

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Bones: You know Jim, when I said that you had a Caesar complex...

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'There's no meat in beer, right?'
-Joey Tribiani

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Kirk: I feel silly wearing this lettuce on my head.

Spock: Indeed, Captain. However, we are fortunate not to be those people over there. We could be wearing hats made out of Spam.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Spock: "Come in, and know me better, man!"

Kirk: "Why did I ever agree to take part in the crew's rendition of A Christmas Carol? And, if I remember correctly, the Ghost of Christmas Present did not have a red-shirted assistant whom Scrooge phasers!"

member of red-shirt production crew: "Shh, captain! You're big moment is coming up!" *stifled laughter*

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Spock: "Doctor, I must point out, these clothes are only vaguely reminiscent of those worn by Roman royalty in the first century BC."

Kirk: "And, besides that, it's just not that funny when you yell 'Hail, Caesar!' every time you pass us!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Spock: "...and this is my friend, Egotist Maximus."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Starfleet Inspector General: "I'm waiting."

Spock: "There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why we are dressed in togas and the entire shuttle-bay has been decorated to look like a Roman orgy. And Emperor Tiberius here will be happy to tell you what it is."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Crowd: "Toga! Toga! Toga!"

Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. The people of planet Tappa Kegga Brewski have followed a path of parallel cultural evolution and created a society based on Greek culture. To be precise, latter 20th Century American college Greek fraternity culture."

Kirk: "That explains the smell."

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Spock: "Jim... is this the norm, at these Admiral parties?"

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Spock: "Captain, he seems to be quite adamant about haggling."

Kirk: "Oh, we don't have time for this!"

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Spock: "Captain, we appear to be twapped on a pwanet simiwaw to ancient Wome."

Kirk: "Don't worry, Thpock. Let me thpeak to them."

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Ahh, once you start on the Python there's no stopping. . . 8)

Spock: "This is my fwiend Biggus Dickus. He wanks among the highest in Wome!"

Kirk: *thinkth* "What did he thay? Wath I jutht inthulted?"

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Kirk: "We're not messing with time, Spock, honest!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Spock: Curious Captian...who knew we'd come to the Halloween party in the same costume...

Kirk: *pissed* Yes, Spock...WHO KNEW?!

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Spock: *to red-shirt* "Do you find something funny when I say the name... Bigus... Dickus?! He has a wife, you know... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Spock: I do not understand what you find so humorous, Dr. McCoy.

Kirk: Wait until you see the dress you get to wear, Bones...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Three words: Landing Toga Party.

**OR**

Kirk and Spock attempt to inflitrate the Tappa Kegga Bru frat house at Starfleet Academy...

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Live, from York University, are the results of the CapComs. Sorry for the late response, but my monitor just fried itself so I'm posting from YorkU rather than U-of-T.

Now let's get down to business. The winner here is AndrewR ("Admiral Parties"). Runner ups are Xentrick for "Emperor Tiberius", which makes alot of sense, and Jeff Raven- I'd hate to see what McCoy wears.

An Honourable Mention to TSN for his good use of the dreaded Red Shirt.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

wow! thanks! I didn't think I'd have a chance with SO many hilarious entries! (o:

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Thanks for the nod