We now head to the USS Enterprise-D, where we finally discover what really goes on in a turbolift........ No shoving, please.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Troi: *thinks* "Damn! He found out. . ."
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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"Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
Data: *thinks* Hm... Perhaps now is a good time to test Commander Riker's assertion of how much females enjoy having their buttocks squeezed...
Yar: *thinks* Wow. That robot is so sexy. I'll have to find an excuse next week to have sex w/ him... What the...?! Is he about to grab Troi's ass?!
Picard: "Computer, deck... Uh, deck... Um... Damn, where was I going...?"
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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Data: "Aye, sir."
Picard: "Engage."
Troi: {one of these days, *I'll* be in command, and then I'll show this pompous windbag how to run a starship.}
Picard: "How dare you blame me..."
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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
--
Soul Coughing
Picard: We all live in a Yellow turbo shaft, a yellow turbo shaft, a yellow turbo shaft!
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ALL GOOD THINGS
Picard: *blushes* What a minute...This isn't the children's bookstore...Er uh...Deck 18!
Troi: *mutters* yeah right...
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation