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Tahna Los
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Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from the Star Trek Photo Gallery, click on the image to visit.We now head to the USS Enterprise-D, where we finally discover what really goes on in a turbolift........ No shoving, please.
------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Elim Garak
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Deanna: "If you make me adjust your collar again, I'll screech!"------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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The First One
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Picard: "What the. . ? Nobody told me we had a 24-hour party deck!"Troi: *thinks* "Damn! He found out. . ." ------------------ "I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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Krenim
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Troi: Captain, I know you wanted some elevator music, but the first time we go to Deck 1, Commander Riker will be squished flatter than a pancake.------------------ Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world. Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order. -Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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The Shadow
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Picard: "Deck 45." Data: "Sir, there is no deck 45." Picard: "Uh...it's for captains only. That's it."------------------ http://frankg.dgne.com/ "Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
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TSN
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Troi: *thinks* Damn, I hate these humid days... *looks at Picard's head* Heh. He doesn't have to worry about it, I guess...Data: *thinks* Hm... Perhaps now is a good time to test Commander Riker's assertion of how much females enjoy having their buttocks squeezed... Yar: *thinks* Wow. That robot is so sexy. I'll have to find an excuse next week to have sex w/ him... What the...?! Is he about to grab Troi's ass?! Picard: "Computer, deck... Uh, deck... Um... Damn, where was I going...?" ------------------ "Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!" -Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus [This message was edited by TSN on June 07, 1999.]
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Xentrick
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Picard: "Mister Data, set course for the shuttle bay, maximum turbo."Data: "Aye, sir." Picard: "Engage." Troi: {one of these days, *I'll* be in command, and then I'll show this pompous windbag how to run a starship.}
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Xentrick
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Picard: "On behalf of myself and the band, I hope we pass the audition."
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AndrewR
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As Data and Troi, blame the Captain for the smell, Yar trys not to gain any undue attentionPicard: "How dare you blame me..." ------------------ "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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Jeff Raven
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In his many thoughts per second, Data ponders whether Picard's bum does look too big in that...------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Sol System
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Picard: "Next stop, Motown."------------------ "Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love." -- Soul Coughing
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The Excalibur
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(In honor of Xentric's post)Picard: We all live in a Yellow turbo shaft, a yellow turbo shaft, a yellow turbo shaft! ------------------ ALL GOOD THINGS
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Jeff Raven
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*the door opens up to Deck 17, the Adult Holodeck level*Picard: *blushes* What a minute...This isn't the children's bookstore...Er uh...Deck 18! Troi: *mutters* yeah right... ------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Warped1701
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Picard *exits turbolift and gets an evil grin*: It was me!!!------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Tahna Los
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Why is there so many "Deck" entries here? Where is the improvisation? Oh well, the Winner is The Shadow (yes, the Enterprise-D has 44 decks.......). Runners up are The Excalibur and Xentrick (for their "related" entries).------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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Xentrick
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Little known fact: me and Excalibur are identical twins, except he's slightly more identical than I am.
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