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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Yes, it is the Capcom Tour of Star Trek, where we explore the entire universe of our favourite Television series. This pic comes from the Star Trek Photo Gallery, click on the image to visit.

Welcome to Stellar Cartography, and believe me, things aren't as boring as they look........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Picard: "Data, there's a mosquito on your chair... don't move..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Picard: "You vill practise. . . und practise. . . until finally you vill master zer Rach 3!"

Data: "Yes, father. . ."

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :
 
Picard: What are you doing, Data?

Data: I am the "disc jockey" for the party.

Picard: Data... There's no one down there...

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."


 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Picard: "Data, what are you doing?"
Data: "I'm...recalibrating the sensors. Ooh, high score!"

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"Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Picard: "Um... Data? About this... renovation... of your quarters... Don't you think you... overdid it... a little?"

Data: "Sir? Oh, I'm afraid you misunderstood... These are not my quarters. These are Spot's quarters. I haven't even started on mine!"

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Picard: "Data, do you mind not playing the piano at 03:00, the neighbors are complaining."
 
Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Picard: Great Data, now do Beethoven's Fleur de Lis while I dance like a little flower behind you.

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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Picard, as narrator: "God was singing through this little man to all the world, making my defeat more bitter with every passing bar."

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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"
 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
TSN! heh I was gonna mention quater's being redone

Picard: "No DATA! I will NOT get my Ressikan Flute"

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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Picard: "Data, do you know why Soran would want to blow up a star?"

Data: "You hum it, sir, and I'll play it."

PS: Tahna, PLEASE tell me you've seen "Shine."

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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Terribly Sorry, First, never saw it.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :
 
Bugger. This is what you get for being cultured - none of your best in-joke captions work. Bloody see it before you judge these or else. 8)

Picard: "Wait - why did the Bozeman make a course correction? Data? DATA!"

Data: "What? Oh, sorry - I was trying to find out whether it was stil the Soyuz-class one."
 


Posted by The Excalibur (Member # 34) on :
 
Devoe tng

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ALL GOOD THINGS



 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Data: "Sir! The star systems have all gone upside down!"

Picard: "What?! Picard to bridge; tilt our course by 180 degrees before it's too late!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Data: "And the knock-down blow!"

Picard: "What was that, Mr. Dater?"

Data: "Nothing, sir."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
Picard: "Now, how many star systems do you see?"

Data: "There are two hundred million, three hundred ninety-two thousand, fifty-eight lights!"

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Picard couldn't wait to ask for Yanni's autograph, so he ran out on stage before the concert was done...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
Don't worry, TFO, I get the feeling mine was a bit too obscure as well.

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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
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Soul Coughing
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Data and Picard star in the ship's production of The Phantom of the Stellar Cartography.

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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
*Hmmmm...... does Data use Contractions in this Movie? I'm not sure........*

Data *singing*: Life forms...... doo doo doo doo doo.......

Picard: Umm.... that scene isn't supposed to come on for half an hour or so.......

Data: So can you tell me what else is supposed to happen in half an hour or so?

Picard: The Enterprise blows up.

Data: Bummer...........

*And yes, I know my entry doesn't count......*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 08, 1999.]
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :
 
Picard: Data, I demand you deactivate your John Tesh subroutine NOW!!

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Picard: "Mr Data, what happens when we lose antimatter containment?"

Data: "One moment, Captain. Jerry Lee Lewis subroutine loaded. [Sings] Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"

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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Now THIS is more like it. Good entries abound here, I had a lot of trouble trying to choose even the runners up!!! No doubt about it here, the Winner is definitely Starbuck (really, that was totally hillarious). Runners up are Jay (I HATE John Tesh) and TSN for the "Spot's Quarters" gag.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
 




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