Welcome to Stellar Cartography, and believe me, things aren't as boring as they look........
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Data: "Yes, father. . ."
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
Data: I am the "disc jockey" for the party.
Picard: Data... There's no one down there...
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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.
-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."
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"Let's get those missiles ready to destroy the universe!" - TMBG
Data: "Sir? Oh, I'm afraid you misunderstood... These are not my quarters. These are Spot's quarters. I haven't even started on mine!"
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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
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I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos.
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"Near the door! They leave reality inside!"
Picard: "No DATA! I will NOT get my Ressikan Flute"
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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
Data: "You hum it, sir, and I'll play it."
PS: Tahna, PLEASE tell me you've seen "Shine."
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"I also received an interesting, if some-what perplexing, note from a 13-year-old lad who asked if I "had a clue." I fear I cannot adequately answer, as I am not aware of any immediate clues at hand; but that is not to say there are none present." - T. Herman Zweibel
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
Picard: "Wait - why did the Bozeman make a course correction? Data? DATA!"
Data: "What? Oh, sorry - I was trying to find out whether it was stil the Soyuz-class one."
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ALL GOOD THINGS
Picard: "What?! Picard to bridge; tilt our course by 180 degrees before it's too late!"
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Picard: "What was that, Mr. Dater?"
Data: "Nothing, sir."
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Data: "There are two hundred million, three hundred ninety-two thousand, fifty-eight lights!"
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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"Gone savage for teenagers with automatic weapons and boundless love."
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Soul Coughing
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"Flying Thompson's Gazelle of the Yard!"
-Inspector Fox, the Arguement Clinic sketch, Monty Python's Flying Circus
Data *singing*: Life forms...... doo doo doo doo doo.......
Picard: Umm.... that scene isn't supposed to come on for half an hour or so.......
Data: So can you tell me what else is supposed to happen in half an hour or so?
Picard: The Enterprise blows up.
Data: Bummer...........
*And yes, I know my entry doesn't count......*
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
[This message was edited by Tahna Los on June 08, 1999.]
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Data: "One moment, Captain. Jerry Lee Lewis subroutine loaded. [Sings] Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"
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WARNING: Storing semtex in the microwave
may be hazardous to your health!
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation