These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them.
Hmm...I might have to let the Wookie win...
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
Obi-Wan: Strong am I with the Force. But not that strong.
Director *offscreen*: Hey! That's not supposed to happen until Episode VI! And you're not even supposed to say it!!
Obi-Wan: Oops. Whose line is it anyway?
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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"Minsk."
Cmdr Worf
Luke: Maybe that's why the scene is so blurry.
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
Luke: "Huh?"
Lucas: "Cut! I knew two desert movies would be too much for him."
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"According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes."
--
Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
Luke: Huh? *looks down and blushes* erm, thanks...*zips fly*
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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Obi-Wan: Okay, I'll let you.
Luke: I want it all.
Obi-Wan: You'll have nothing left
Luke: That's okay. I'll win anyway
Obi-Wan: You're on.
Han: (in background) That's because a droid isn't known to rip his opponents arms off when he loses.
C-3PO: Let the wookie win.
Luke: Dammit!
Obi-Wan: Pleasure doing business with you. Now go turn the focus knob.
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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.
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"I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
Ben: Ah, yes.... The Jedi call that "Typecasting" It happens to the best of us....
Luke: Is there anything I can DO?! ... *mutters to himself* Damn Lucas, he said this would make me famous!
Ben: *whacks his forhead, mutters..* Maybe you ARE too ambitious...
Luke: What are you talking about? ....
Ben: Err... I feel a great disturbance.. Yes, that's right... A huge disturbance in the force!
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If I follow you home, will you keep me?
[This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 14, 1999.]
Ben: "Luke, your eyes can be fooled: don't trust them. This is a Star Wars movie-- there are no computer keyboards."
Ben: "The Force has the power to influence weak minds, and I'm messin' with theirs somethin' fierce!"
Ben, the crazy old Wizard: "Looked at your shoes lately?"
Luke: *in a whining voice*But Ben, you promised...
Ben: You haven't finished your Jedi training homework for tonight. Until that is done, you may not play.
Luke: *in an even more whining voice* Not even my Tie Fighers video game!??
Ben: Not till you get done. And that is final young man. So put the light saber away and go hit the books.
Luke: *mutters*Stupid Force. *kicks at the floor
Ben: What was that?? Don't give me that look.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson
[This message was edited by Jay on June 15, 1999.]
Luke: *twisting the saber in his hand* You've stood in my way long enough old man. I've always wanted to use one of these things, now is my chance. Oh, none of them are going to help you. They all say you have that annoying old man smell.
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson
[This message was edited by Jay on June 15, 1999.]
Luke: "Yeah, whatever, F2."
Chewbacca: *GROWL ROAR*
C3PO: "You chose to sit there and not put in your name, don't blame me if your player's name is Pauline!"
Kenobi: "Truly is Microsoft Hearts a tool of the Dark Side. . ."
Ben *activates lightsaber*: I see you have the saber. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Chewbacca: *ROAR GROWL, GROWL*
C3P0: The Wookie is quite correct. That line is from the wrong movie.
Luke: Then what movie is it from?
R2D2: *Beep, Beep, Whir!*
C3P0: Oh, no. We're doomed...
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"Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us"
-Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
Obi-Wan: "Do not take that tone with me! I am Caesar! Wait, never mind..."
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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
Ben: Besides the technical readouts of an Imperial battlestation, it also has stock footage of Jubilee and Charles' time together.
Luke: Hmmm, forget Alderaan, we need to get it to Frank G for more Cappscoms!
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
*C3PO, R2D2, and Chewbacca all laugh*
Luke: *whining* "Beeeen!"
Obi-Wan: "I'm sorry, Luke, but even the Force can't stop your bum from looking big in that..."
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"Silence, you contemptible shrew!"
-Stewie, The Family Guy
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"If you hear only one song this year, there's something terribly wrong with you."
-They Might Be Giants, "Critic Intro"
Ben: I am glad to see you have come back from the relay race. But aren't you supposed to leave the baton with team officials?
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That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson
Ben: Aaaahhhh, you might want to give that to me.
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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
C3P0 (in background): and so *I* said, Shmi, you've just GOT to hear this...
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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
Honorable mention goes to Jay for his second to last one, if he can tell me what reference that is...it sounds very familiar.
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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam