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Jeff Raven
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Lets get this baby fired up. I am going to do this in the order of the movies, starting off with Episode 4; this way, by the time I do Episode 1, most of y'all will have seen it, and I can prevent spoilers(thanks for the advice, old dog).These pics come from many places, but for now reside on my site until I can make links for them. Hmm...I might have to let the Wookie win... ------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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Warped1701
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Luke *whining*: But, Ben, can't you use the Force to focus this scene?Obi-Wan: Strong am I with the Force. But not that strong. Director *offscreen*: Hey! That's not supposed to happen until Episode VI! And you're not even supposed to say it!! Obi-Wan: Oops. Whose line is it anyway? ------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Cargile
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Luke: [looking around]"This ship seems larger on the inside than out. . ."------------------ "Minsk." Cmdr Worf
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Warped1701
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Ben: I feel a disturbance in the Force...Luke: Maybe that's why the scene is so blurry. ------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Sol System
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Kenobi: "With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me, it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the most reliable."Luke: "Huh?" Lucas: "Cut! I knew two desert movies would be too much for him." ------------------ "According to myth, the earth was created in six days. Now watch out! Here comes Genesis. We'll do it for you in six minutes." -- Dr. Leonard H. McCoy
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Jedi Weyoun
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Obi Wan, trying to be non-chalant: Use the Force, Luke...XYZ...Luke: Huh? *looks down and blushes* erm, thanks...*zips fly* ------------------ "Fear attracts the fearful" ([[[[[[*]}�������������������������
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Saiyanman Benjita
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Luke: But Ben, I do have enough money. Look, fifty bucks.Obi-Wan: Okay, I'll let you. Luke: I want it all. Obi-Wan: You'll have nothing left Luke: That's okay. I'll win anyway Obi-Wan: You're on. Han: (in background) That's because a droid isn't known to rip his opponents arms off when he loses. C-3PO: Let the wookie win. Luke: Dammit! Obi-Wan: Pleasure doing business with you. Now go turn the focus knob. ------------------ The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny.
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AndrewR
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Ben: LUKE! can't you see I'm... busy. Luke: oops sorry. Ben (to himself): Damned Corellian Ships - can't even have a separate toilet!------------------ "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die, while you discuss this invasion in a committee" Queen Amidala - Star Wars: Episode 1, The Phantom Menace
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Jubilee McGann
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Luke: Ben, I had this vision..... This vision that this role would be the only movie role I would ever play again....Ben: Ah, yes.... The Jedi call that "Typecasting" It happens to the best of us.... Luke: Is there anything I can DO?! ... *mutters to himself* Damn Lucas, he said this would make me famous! Ben: *whacks his forhead, mutters..* Maybe you ARE too ambitious... Luke: What are you talking about? .... Ben: Err... I feel a great disturbance.. Yes, that's right... A huge disturbance in the force! ------------------ If I follow you home, will you keep me? [This message was edited by Jubilee McGann on June 14, 1999.]
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Xentrick
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Luke: "Ben, I just saw something over there in the lower left corner of this scene. It looked like a 'computer keyboard.'"Ben: "Luke, your eyes can be fooled: don't trust them. This is a Star Wars movie-- there are no computer keyboards."
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Xentrick
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Luke: "Ben, why are the Wookie and the droids sitting around an empty table?" Ben: "The Force has the power to influence weak minds, and I'm messin' with theirs somethin' fierce!"
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Xentrick
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Luke: "Well, if C3PO is the Tin Man, and R2 is Toto, and Chewbacca is the Cowardly Lion...who does that make me?" Ben, the crazy old Wizard: "Looked at your shoes lately?"
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Jay
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Ben: No you may not go out and play.Luke: *in a whining voice*But Ben, you promised... Ben: You haven't finished your Jedi training homework for tonight. Until that is done, you may not play. Luke: *in an even more whining voice* Not even my Tie Fighers video game!?? Ben: Not till you get done. And that is final young man. So put the light saber away and go hit the books. Luke: *mutters*Stupid Force. *kicks at the floor Ben: What was that?? Don't give me that look. ------------------ That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ~Homer Simpson [This message was edited by Jay on June 15, 1999.]
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Jay
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Ben: *looking at the light saber* Um, Luke, what do you intend to do with that?Luke: *twisting the saber in his hand* You've stood in my way long enough old man. I've always wanted to use one of these things, now is my chance. Oh, none of them are going to help you. They all say you have that annoying old man smell. ------------------ That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ~Homer Simpson [This message was edited by Jay on June 15, 1999.]
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The First One
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C3PO: "Waiting for others to join. . . press F2 to begin with current players."Luke: "Yeah, whatever, F2." Chewbacca: *GROWL ROAR* C3PO: "You chose to sit there and not put in your name, don't blame me if your player's name is Pauline!" Kenobi: "Truly is Microsoft Hearts a tool of the Dark Side. . ."
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Warped1701
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Luke *activates lightsaber*Ben *activates lightsaber*: I see you have the saber. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine! Chewbacca: *ROAR GROWL, GROWL* C3P0: The Wookie is quite correct. That line is from the wrong movie. Luke: Then what movie is it from? R2D2: *Beep, Beep, Whir!* C3P0: Oh, no. We're doomed... ------------------ "Angels and Ministers of Grace, defend us" -Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV
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Elim Garak
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Luke: "That's it; I want a Coke."Obi-Wan: "Do not take that tone with me! I am Caesar! Wait, never mind..." ------------------ Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")
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Jeff Raven
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Luke: What else is in that droid, Ben?Ben: Besides the technical readouts of an Imperial battlestation, it also has stock footage of Jubilee and Charles' time together. Luke: Hmmm, forget Alderaan, we need to get it to Frank G for more Cappscoms! ------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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TSN
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C3PO: *laughing* "Oh, Master Luke, do come back over here! Chewbacca has thought of another one!"*C3PO, R2D2, and Chewbacca all laugh* Luke: *whining* "Beeeen!" Obi-Wan: "I'm sorry, Luke, but even the Force can't stop your bum from looking big in that..." ------------------ "Silence, you contemptible shrew!" -Stewie, The Family Guy
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TSN
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Obi-Wan: "Trust me, Luke, this is the first lesson every Jedi must learn. Now, say it just like I do: 'We are the Jedi Knights who saaaaaay... Ni!'"------------------ "If you hear only one song this year, there's something terribly wrong with you." -They Might Be Giants, "Critic Intro"
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Jay
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Luke: *whining little bastard voice* We won! We won!Ben: I am glad to see you have come back from the relay race. But aren't you supposed to leave the baton with team officials? ------------------ That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! ~Homer Simpson
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AndrewR
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Luke: Ben... I was going through Leia's stuff - and I found this... I didn't know she was a Jedi!?!Ben: Aaaahhhh, you might want to give that to me. ------------------ "Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
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AndrewR
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Ben: I'll have a mocha with a dash of cream... oh and Luke see if they've got any citrus cake... oh and look those people got the comfy chair...C3P0 (in background): and so *I* said, Shmi, you've just GOT to hear this... ------------------ "Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999
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Jeff Raven
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The winner is... AndrewR...I've always wondered where the bathroom was...heheh Second place goes to Xentrick, for...well, quite a few of them...very nice, but just couldn't top AndrewR's...Honorable mention goes to Jay for his second to last one, if he can tell me what reference that is...it sounds very familiar. ------------------ "We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam
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