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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You might remember the original Pic the Voice...there were a bunch of sound files, and you had to identify the forum users saying them, with an additional funny comment. Lee's, for example, was often mentioned in association with nature documentaries.

Well, here it is...Pic the Voice II. Try to creatively identify the people who's voices these are. And those who were in the last contest were not disqualified from this one, so there might be repeats...or there might not.

Thanks to everyone who submitted the sound files, and Elim for getting people to submit them. Elim will judging this, also.

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I'm not in this one... Though I wish I had been, 'cause I coulda done a yokel accent and thrown y'all off.

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Well, like the tree said to the lumberjack, I'm stumped!

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Posted by Diane (Member # 53) on :

Oooh, you're getting on my nerves, Voice #2. (Just kidding)

Can we just guess one or two or all at once?

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Oh! Laisse-moi rien qu'une fois
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--"Belle", Notre Dame de Paris

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Guess as many as you like.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Beats the hell out of me. . . No. 1 is Siegfried, No. 4 is Jubes?

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*ahem* Last time people forgot the jokes or funny comments, too. Do remember now, please.

The names don't even have to be right to do a nice, funny comment. Go ahead.

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Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Number 1 is...Bill Clinton?

Number 2 is a Jerry Sienfeld impersonator.

Number 3 is Bill Gates attempting to sawy you in favor of his latest net software: BBS's. (gotta love Microsoft "originality").

Number 4 is none other than Charles Capps!

Number 5 is the Enterforums, whcih has taken on a sentience all it's own. My god, we've created a monster.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No 1 is...MaGiC?

Nope, forget that.

I'd plump for Seigy too for no 1. Although he really should do what he normally does down the phone.

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No 2...Xentrick auditioning for his upcoming appearence on Who's Line is it Anyway? Er, except without the dinosaur impressions.

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

1. Once upon a time, the Pompatous was a DJ that dedicated love songs to all his crowds of raging women .... now, all he has left is his throaty voice and lots of records.
2. *hands the person a purse* You seem to be a tad bit jealous that you can't carry your life around wherever you go. Or perhaps you just wish you were MacGuyver.
3. GAAHHHH! The pain!!!! ThE AGoNy!!!.. NOOOOoOOOOoooooOO!.. Must... NoT... pOsT REpLY...
4. My God... *loosens shirt* is it getting hot in here?
5. Indeed, they're the best forums in th' world, doncha know....
6. And hello to you, too, Mr. "I don't know what the heck to say into the microphone thingy, and WHY THE HELL does Elim want it anyway?! WTF?!"

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Okay, I suppose you all deserve some vague hints:

1. This guy is really bright.
2. The first part is fabulous.
3. This is not his normal accent.
4. Look for the upcoming hint.
5. He was kicked off his planet.
6. Just a blip.

Remember the funny comments, like Jubes.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, number one is John Flansburgh. Er... Or someone doing an impression of him. Either one...

I'd introduce you all to number two, but he just fled the Forums, having been beaten to a pulp by fifteen purse-wielding amazons...

Number three is also John Flansburgh. For that matter, "Number Three" is John Flansburgh, also. Or John Linnell. Oh, hell, who can tell the difference, anyway?

Number, um... four... is, uh... Uh... Uh... *hyperventilating*

Number five is a shameless plug. No, really, he's new here. His name is Shameless Plug. *whispers* His parents aren't really all there, if you get my meaning...

Number six is, um... Well, let's see... Uh... Well, it's, er... not me. That's all I know.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Um, as far as real names go...

1.) Sol
2.) Fabrux
3.)
4.) Jubee
5.) Elim
6.) Baloo?

*will fill them in as he figures them out*

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Actually, both Linnell and Flans sing Number 3, so you were right and wrong.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

The only one I know is 4 which is none other than the great Jubilee. And that's only because I had the extreme pleasure before anyone else here has.

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

No. 2 is Fabrux.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Only Sol is dopey enough to say something like that. #1 has to be him.

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Just because number one is dedicated to all the ladies, people automatically assume it's the Pompatus of Love.

When can we start submitting files for Pick the Voice III?

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You can submit them up through Sunday. The next competition will be a week from today (Thursday).

And it's Pic the Voice - no k. A reuse of an unrelated pun.

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Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

2.) First of Two (??)

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Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

I'll give you some K's!

*throws a bucket of potassium onto Frank*

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Uh, that probably wasn't a good--*bursts into flames*

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

1 Sol Syatem
2 Not me, so it must be The First One
3 This one SHOULD be me, but it isn't. RW?
4 Jubilee
5 Elim
6 ?

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Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Hmm, Jubes really doesn't have much of an accent. Not compared to all the men, whose voices just merge into a sea of middle-class American teen cr...erm...voices.

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

#1: Yeah right...
#2: Seinfeld with a cold.
#3: Bill Gates' robot clone.
#4: The pleasure is all mine Jubes!

#5: CC, you can say all you want, I still think this is you!
#6: Uhhmm. Hello 2U2, whoever you are...

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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

C'mon, I ain't that nasal...

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Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

I think I'll spoil the fun a bit by saying I'm not in this comp, but I'm not in this comp. If I were you could probably identify me by a less-than-perfect faked British accent and long pauses :] Hey, at least I don't have a Dutch accent.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

No 2 is SO not The First One. Fof2, aren't you familiar with his "BBC Wildlife documentry" voice?

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*is really having trouble figuring out #3* It's a TMBG reference, but I don't know who else here besides me, Frank, or Sol would do such a thing. And that "accent" hint sure doesn't help any...

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Well, I gave you guys another day because of the Forums being down...

For being humourous, I'd have to say that Jubes wins. Antagonist gets second runner-up for sheer originality (even though he never did tell us who Number 6 was...). TSN gets the Precision Award, as well as first runner-up for humour.

And, for the record, here are the right answers:

This guy is really bright: Sol
The first part is fabulous: Fabrux
This is not his normal accent: Frank
Look for the upcoming hint: Jubes
He was kicked off his planet: Elim
Just a blip: Sunspot

Pic the Voice III in just an hour or so...

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Okay, first, I'm going to have to hurt Frank when he gets back for pretending he didn't even know what his own quote meant... *grrr*

And, second, I don't get the "blip" thing...

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

Well I didn't get it at first, either...but after I turned to Frank for the answer, I kinda got it.

A sunspot looks like a blip when you look at the sun through a telescope.

*thinks we have just found out why Frank is the way he is...he stares at bright objects with a telescope*

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Tom Paris to Janeway, "Bride of Chaotica"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*looks at Sunspot* What, you've never looked at yourself through a telescope before?

TSN, you were the most accurate of them all...

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

A sunspot looks like a blip? Hm... *rummages through Frank's stuff to figure out what he's been smoking*

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I concur with Frank. That's what I've always been told.

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ooh, the first official page split...

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

*will have to check on the definition of "blip"*

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