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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ah, yes. Here I am. Yes, the eleventh GuestComs! They're the Plain and Simple, edition, I must add.

Alas, no DS9 images, but I've added some nice Innuendo Awards, so I suggest you try to go into the gutter. Or else.

Five lovely images here this week. And down the runway they come...

Fresh from the collection at Alidar Jarok's Star Trek Image Library...

What could we be practicing here...?

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Seven: You put your left arm...in?

Doctor: AND HOW! No wait, wrong page...you shake it all about...

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"In my defence that bush is actually quite big"
-M the F

Posted by Cargile (Member # 45) on :

Doctor: I see someone has posted pictures of you nude on the ship's public LCARS database.

Seven: I fail to see the revelence in this action.

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"Meesa love yousa long time."

Jar Jar Binks, Vietnam, 1967.

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Doctor: "Ah, I see it's time to shave"

Seven: "Ah, I see it's time to shave"

gross, I know.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Doctor: Ooh... I got all A's! How about you?

Seven: All A's except one.

Doctor: Really, what in?

Seven: Death Glares 101.

Doctor: Don't take it personally. Janeway demands perfection from her pupils.

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Garak: Interesting. You saved the day by destroying the world.
Bashir: I bet they didn't teach you that in the Obsidian Order.

-Deep Space Nine, "Our Man Bashir."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Doctor: "Ah, I'm playing Romeo. Exquisite. Who are you playing, Seven?"

Seven: "Well, I was playing Juliet, but I am not so sure anymore...

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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but, if you get a long little doggie, wouldn't you just call it a 'dachshund'?"

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Doc: Alright, I've got 75 pok�mon, what about you?

Seven: I only have 2: Pikachu and Charmander.

Doc: You haven't been playing your prescribed 5 hours a day, have you?

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Star Trek: Dark Horizon
Creator, Owner, Only Writer

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Seven: This duty roster must be wrong. I never knew there was a "Exotic Dancer" duty.

Doc: Heheheh. Its amazing what things you can do when you're a computer program...

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"We are all a product of the environment we live in.... the rest, good or bad, may be free will." Charles C. Bohnam

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Seven: Doctor, I fail to see the objective of watching ourselves in these small mirrors for hours on end...

EMH: Oh, don't worry about it...you'll get the hang of admiring yourself soon..

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

Seven: "I still can't see it..."

Doc: "No, no, NO! You have to look through the picture..."

Seven: "Wait, I think I see it...is it a small elf holding a rather large carrot?"

Doc: *slaps forehead*

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

Posted by Deep6 on :

Docter: Again

Seven: Doctor, I fail to see how this applies to this crew.

Doctor: Again

Seven: "Wear sunscreen...."

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"So where are the nuggets on a chicken anyway?"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

EMH: "Mine says, 'You will meet your enemy and he is you.' How true. Very philosophical. What about yours, Seven? What does yours say?"

Seven: "'You are about to take a long journey.' I find that unlikely. These predictions of future events are illogical and irrelevant. I don't know what Mister Neelix was thinking."

EMH: "It's an Earth custom: after finishing Chinese food, you get a fortune cookie."

Seven: "Yes, but whoever heard of a Chinese fortune PADD?"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Doctor: "There, you see? Number 37."

Seven: "I do not believe that is physically possible."

Doctor: "Well, only one way to find out!"

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"It's not my birthday, it's not today. It's not my birthday, so why do you lunge out at me?"
--
They Might Be Giants

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Doctor: "Isn't it so pretty?"

Seven: "I fail to see how getting me a pet razorback targ will improve my personality..."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

EMH: "I say 'po-TAY-yo. . .'"

Seven: "And I say 'Species 7692. . .'"

EMH: "I say 'to-MAY-to. . .'"

Seven: "And I say 'Species 8143. . .'"

EMH: "Let's call the whole thing off!"

Seven: "I concur."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

EMH: "I'm afraid there's no avoiding it, and i have the proof - your bum DOES look big in that!"

Seven: "Precisely HOW long have you been collecting this data?"

Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on :

LMAO @ Lee

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"You were right about the negotiations...they were short."
Obi-Wan Kenobi to QuiGon Jinn, The Phantom Menace

Posted by RW (Member # 27) on :

Seven: "Oh man, my duty roster is pretty heavy. All stuffed up and unbalanced! It makes my back hurt when I think of it. I'll ask Janeway to implant some time off. Installing two gel packs of that size in one time is just impossible.

Doctor: (sniggers)

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

EMH: "In this lesson, we'll learn about casually glancing at yourself in a reflective surface to check your hair. Or whatever. This maneuver is particularly useful in social functions. You don't won't people to think you're vain, or insecure, so you just take a very quick look. Watch me. There. See that? Nice quick look, and my nose hairs are perfect. Now you try."

Seven: "How long have had these metals things on my face?"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Seven: *reads* "Frame of Mind" by Dr. Beverly Crusher.

Doctor: I found it in the ship's Database. Don't go loosing your mind now though.

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"Ooh, FASA." - The Shadow, aka Frank G - June 1999

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Doctor: Almost there.

Seven: I wonder what he's trying to do.

Doctor: Found it! The perfect angle to look at her lovely breasts. They look nothing like they do on the Internet.

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GGWK chick: I'll leave some pamphlets by the door
Cartman: Great we need some more toilet paper.

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Ahh... an interesting ensemble of replies...

The winner is... *drumroll* Krenim! How true an entry! The First One (I admit it; I'm vulnerable to bum gags and the other one wasn't bad at all!) and Sunspot (I can never get those mind games!) are the runners-up for this time around...

Honourable mention: RW gets the second ever "He said what?" commendation (perish the hairy thought).

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

[This message has been edited by Elim Garak (edited June 27, 1999).]