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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Here's the second installment of the Star Wars Capcom! This time we feature Episode 5...

I've got a bad feeling about this...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Vader: "Bounty hunter! Come here..."

Fett: "Dammit, my name is Fett! Boba friggin' Fett! In two movies, you guys only say my name in one scene, and even then, you wouldn't notice it if you weren't looking for it!"

Vader: "Well, you do have a helmet that looks like a Romulan shuttle..."

Fett: "Oh, shut up..."

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Vader: "You will tell me my bum does not look big in this..."

Fett: "You're bum doesn't look big in that."

Vader: "Hehehe... Gotta love those Jedi mind tricks..."

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"Imagine all the people, living life in peace..."
-John Lennon, "Imagine"

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Fett: Hey, look... There's a plate of cookies over there!

Vader: Mmm... Cookies!

*Fett and Vader try to eat cookies*

Vader: Hey, we can't eat these! We don't have mouths!

Fett: Wait a minute... Where are we?

Got Mouths?

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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.

-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Henchman: "Uh. . . Dr. Evil, you have it all wrong. You're supposed to cryogenically freeze yourself, not your son."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Vader: Boba Fett, I'm your father!
Boba Fett: Oh S***.

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Boba Fett: Is it me, or is it hot in here?

Vader: I'm not sure. The Emperor told me that we're supposed to wait here for his Barbeque.......

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 07, 1999).]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Bob: "Me? I got picked-on as a kid. Why did *you* turn to evil?"

DV: "I was a famous racer, but my girlfriend made me give it up."

Bob: "Women, they just gotta change you."

DV: "You said it, buddy. Cor, these helmets don't make your head half itch."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Boba Fett: "Ani?"

Vader: "I can't hear you. La-la-la, not listening."

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

Vader: "No."

Fett: "But I thought it would make a nice touch!"

Vader: "I repeat, you are NOT going to play those bagpipes as Solo is lowered into the vat. It is SO Montgomery Scott."

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"I am smart! I am smart! s-m-a-t, I mean s-m-a-R-t!"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Vader: 'I had a very spicey dinner last night.'

Boba: 'Ah, that explains it!'

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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here, but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"

- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 06, 1999).]

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Boba Fett: I said dance pilgrim!!

Vader: *thinking* Apparently he is not aware that I am marshal of this here town.

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For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

[This message has been edited by Jay (edited July 06, 1999).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Fett: Would you mind stop that wheezing?! Get a tissue!

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Jedi Weyoun (Member # 110) on :

Vader: *glances down* *looks back up* You just watch where you aim that thing, mister.

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"Fear attracts the fearful"
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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Fett: *whispering* Your place or mine?

Vader: Not tonight. I'm not in the mood.

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"Nothing can be altered, there is nothing to decide
No escape, no change of heart, no anyplace to hide
You are all I'll ever want, but this I am denied
Sometimes in my darkest thoughts, I wish I'd never learned
What it is to be in love and have that love returned"

[This message has been edited by Jubilee McGann (edited July 07, 1999).]

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Vadar:All right Fett, you take Solo to Jaba and collect the reward, then I'll sell you a Dark Helmet, and some cool robes like mine.

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

(In two part harmony)
"I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK...

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WHO ARE YOU

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*ROFLMAOSBTMFTII*

OH. MY. GOD.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Fett: Actually, this armor does nothing for my girlish figure...

Vader: *slowly backs away from Fett*

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 76) on :

Vader: *slides down wire and lands with an amazing frontal flip*

Fett: "Oh no, not BatVader!! *pulls out ClownGun* Die, rodent!"

Vader: "Joker Jett, your villanous deeds shall not go on unpunished!"

Joker Fett: *shoots Bat Vader*

Bat Vader: *easily side steps flying bullets and begins pummeling Fett with hand blows*

[scene is filled with little comic bubbles displaying the words "POW" and "BAM!" and an occaisional "WHAM!"]

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When I see an elephant fly...I'll shoot the mother down.

[This message has been edited by Antagonist (edited July 10, 1999).]

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Vader: "Chin up, Boba Fett. Your spoonsabre needs some polishing. You should really be ready for when the Wookie Queen pays a visit every year."

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Doctor: "Run along. I'll reattach any severed limbs. Just don't misplace them." (Voyager: "The Killing Game")

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Congratulations! Xentrick, our local Capcom champion, gets first place for the "Why-I-turned-evil" one. Second place goes to The First One for the bagpipes one...I woulda thought the same thing!

Honorable mention goes to TSN, for finally making the bum joke actually funny...

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"I do whatever the voice of Charles Capps tells me to do."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Wow!! Thanks