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Darlene: I read a lot of science fiction.
Herbert: Bless you, my child.
Kay: The world needs more people like you.
-Deep Space Nine, "Far Beyond the Stars."
Leia: Shut up.
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation
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Luke: Um...well...I...
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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Luke does Mos Eisley! *Guns 'N Roses 'Welcome to the Jungle' plays in the background*
Luke: You wanna see a rope do ya? I've got a rope to show you...
Audience *gapes*: Ewww.....
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"I see you have the ring. And that your Schwartz is as big as mine!
-Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
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Leia: "Just shut up and help me ring the bell."
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"We kid around a lot about people who are cyclopses, but seriously; if you're a mythic figure you've got challenges that no one should have to deal with."
--
John Flansburgh
Luke (thinking): "Yeah, I'm looking at some nice hills allright!"
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"Calm may work for Locutus of the Borg here,
but I'm freaked out, and I intend to stay that way!"
- Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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Luke: *thinks* "DAMN!" *speaks* "No, I'm a Jedi Knight - trust me. That skimmer is. . . uh. . . not kosher!"
Fisher: CUT!!! Hey Lucas, can you like go back to the scene where they first see me in this and change my clothes? Mark's gawking at me again.
Lucas: (offstage) No, Carrie. He can gawk at you, the Yoda scene isn't going to be shot for another ten days. Then he'll know you're his sister. Until then, he can do what he pleases.
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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.
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WHO ARE YOU?
Mark: "Yeah; after the Teddybears' Picnic and a lame Tarzan joke, we totally rip-off the ending of Star Wars."
Carrie: "God, why oh why did I sign that long-term contract back in 1977?"
Leia: Wrong movie, Mark.
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I'll get you for this Gadget!!!! MEEEEE-ROWWRRRR.
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Do business with us, or we'll ruin you.
Carrie: You call THAT a pick up line?!
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"It is important to get up when you fall...for this much I know to be true: That thing we call Failure is not in the falling down, but the staying down."
Luke: Well, if I don't, what a way to go!
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"A rock feels no pain, and an island never cries..." Simon and Garfunkel
Honorable mention goes to FrankG, who didn't post anything, but was very kind enough to post these for me while I was sick. Thank you again, Frank.
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