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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Ah.... a fresh new 10 Questions thread.... Now hopefully, after all those people have tried to steal my thunder, the thread will still be popular as ever. *grin*

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?
2. Coincidence, or Dannon?
3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?
4. I love New York in June.. How about you?
5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?
6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"
7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin*
8. What's my original hair color?
9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!
10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know....

Lets see if Baloo can manage to NOT win this time!!!

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?

Well, she couldn't have been born with it, and I don't think that any sort co chemical can increase size THAT much. It probably started in her early teens, then was augmented with surgery around 23.

2. Coincidence, or Dannon?

*Garakspeek*

"I believe in coincidences. Coincidences happen every day. But I don't TRUST coincidences"

*End Garakspeek*

I guess I'd have to say Dannon. Of course, now I'll need to find a corrilation between yogurt consumption and women's bust size...

*Relises Elim's gonna be ticked off when he finds out he stole the quote he was probably gonna use*

*Decides he doesn't care*

3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?

I've never heard of a woman with more or less than two...

4. I love New York in June.. How about you?

Oh, yes. The bad traffic, the polution, the hundreds of murders per year. Just top that off with a sweltering heat wave, and it's the perfect place to be...

5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?

Being born at least eight years in the future. I don't intend to get married until I get out of college.

6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"

I got there, really excited about playing in a marching band, only to realise that there is no piano in a marching band. Of course, the guy running the camp was a complete idiot, so he made me try it anyway...

7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin*

*Considers guessing that it'll be just a few inches lower than the first, then responding in the affirmative*

*Relizes that Charles has the ability to ban him from this board on a whim*

*Decides not to answer*

8. What's my original hair color?

Similar to the answer to last weeks bonus: You have very little natural hair, but what there was was purple. Of course, you keep the color in question covered most of the time, so all we can do is guess.

9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!

They may be perverts, but they still have something resembling testosterone running through their blood.

10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know....

Remindes me of a line from Notting Hill: "What is it with men and breasts, anyway?" Well, about ten minutes after I left the theatre, I came up with the answer: It isn't us! It's WOMEN who are the cause of our facination with breasts! I mean, think about it, guys. If they kept them out in the open all the time, would we still be so facinated with them? (Not that I include myself in "we", of course. I have no particular facination with breasts, as I'm sure you can tell by my previous answers.) I say that within ten years, everyone would be desensitized to it. Of course, there's only one way I can be proven wrong...

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

1. I dunno. . . maybe it's Maybelline. Further scans should be made, followed by a level-one diagnostic.

2. Coincidence. Dannon was Jack Lord's sidekick in Hawaii Five-O, wasn't he? The guy who was always being told to arrest all except one of the criminals, who was to be shot. You know - "book 'em, Dannon, murder one!"

3. Yes. One me, that is. I only feel lonely when people are around.

4. Umm. Couldn't say. I do, however, like a Gershwin tune. . .

5. Same place they always are, in that lusty gleam in my eye. . . }B)

6. Band camp? Phooey! I spent summers at Army cadet camp. You got to use all the weapons you didn't normally get to: SMGs, SLRs, GPMGs, Grenades. . .

7. If it's where I think it is, then I assume it'll say "Lee was here" or maybe just "8)"

8. To me, you will always be a blonde.

9. They make them realise what they're missing.

10. I don't know. But feeling is far better than just looking.

Posted by Dan (Member # 129) on :

1. Maybelline.
2. Coincidence
3. Yes, there should. When there's only one, then you feel at peace.
4. No
5. Waiting to be born
6. "One time, at Band camp__________________" I actually arrived on time. (True story)
7. Not really
8. I'm going to take a wild guess and say brunette.
9. Because deep down inside, they are men. They may not act like it at all, but they are unfortunately.
10. Why are women faciniated with our, erm, equipment?

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?

Actually, I think she made a deal with Yug-Sothoth for it.

2. Coincidence, or Dannon?

There ARE NO coincidences.

3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?

In the very end, the universe will only collapse upon itself in FIERY CATACLYSMIC DESTRUCTION!!! HeeHEEhEehEehEEHeEHeEhEEHeEheE...*pant, pant*
*blinks* So what does it matter?

4. I love New York in June.. How about you?

It's a helluva town...

5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?

Still in the microwave.

6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"
My section leader reversed his ring and started smacking me in the head with the jewel so I kicked him as hard as I could in the naughty bits and he spit up and never came near me again. True story.

7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin*

Trick question guys.. she's getting it tattooed on Charles!

8. What's my original hair color?

In which lifetime?

9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!

I'm not touching that one.. either of them.

10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know....

Yes, but yours (women's in general that is - I wouldn't want to imply knowledge I don't possess) are better. More conical. And in general, they look better on you than they do on us. If you didn't keep them covered up so much, we'd lose interest.

(Think any of them would buy that, guys?)

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?
Yeah, she was born a 5� 10� supermodel. Labor was 17 days. Her Mom still won�t return her calls on Mothers Day.

2. Coincidence, or Dannon?
I like Coincidence in the fifth race. Dannon�s okay, but can�t run in the mud.

3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?
No, there is another.

4. I love New York in June.. How about you?
No, but I once loved a June in New York. Does that count?

5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?
I don�t know, but maybe Jennifer Connelly could help me find them.

6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"
I arrived by mistake. My parents had wanted to send me to Bland camp.

7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin*
Have Charles bring along the webcam.

8. What's my original hair color?
originally, none at all.

9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!
it�s just envy.

10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know....
Those who say don�t know. Those who know don�t say.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?
Well in Cindy Crawford's case, I think it's Maybelline. I mean noone in their right mind would have a beauty mark there that's that ugly and KEEP IT! O wait, she wasn't in that commercial, was she?
2. Coincidence, or Dannon?
No, First, it's Dan-o. Book 'em Dan-o. As for the question, coincidence, I think not, so therefore I shall mix the fruit from the bottom and eat something that will eventually make me throw up. Coincidence? I think not.
3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?
No, because then there will be none. You must have at least two to have some good sexy butt-naked and make three. But if there's only one, I doubt they'd be able to figure out how to cope. Unless they're a hermaphrodite who can figure out how to reproduce (Cartman's mom). Then they don't need anyone and there should be only one. So my answer is: Damned if I know!
4. I love New York in June.. How about you?
Well since I was in New York this past June, I can answer. It's the worst time to go. Why not May. I mean, I missed the ferry to Statue of Liberty, it's hot as hell 'cause of all the pavement, and it cost me $28 to go to the top of the Empire State Building (And the 102nd was closed so it wasn't even the top.)
5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?
Not even thought of yet. Unless my fiancee forgot to get her last shot, then they might be swimming to meet the rest of them.
6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"
A bunch of geeks hung out and tooted on horns and banged on drums. They all started bad talking their instructor (ever notice how Band geeks always hate their instructor?). Some smoked in the bathrooms trying not to get in trouble, while others were trying to hit on the colour gard behind the building. Normal people walked down the street laughing at the ridiculous costumes all band people have to wear (What's with the hats anyway?) and wondering why the person with the tuba is always the fat one. Some short dude was standing on a platform held together by a bunch of pipes and waving a little stick and yelling a lot. Then all the band geeks went home with their commemorative T-shirts that fit noone (XXL's were given to the scrawny kids, while M's were given to the Large kids.)
7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin*
Let me see. B is for butterfly and Breast, so you must be getting an Aligator on your a$$. Or a Petunia on your [edited by Charles Capps]. Maybe Charles pictured near your [also edited by Charles Capps]. Maybe just a newt on your nose, or possibly a tarantula on your other [also also edited by Charles Capps]. Anyway my answer is...What was the question again?
8. What's my original hair color?
Blue, no AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Ben gets thrown into the gorge of eternal peril.
9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!
Because they're not really gay. Or maybe they have an Oedipus complex.
10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know....
Three words: Boingy, Boingy, Boingy.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Without looking at any others...

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline?
Who the heck is born with makeup on?

2. Coincidence, or Dannon?
I shall fiegn knowledge and go with the safe answer of Coincidence...

3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely?
Yeah, but think of the power!!

4. I love New York in June.. How about you?
I love NY State in June...but if you're talking about NYC, then I don't like it anytime of the year.

5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are?
Oh my God! I have kids?!?! *runs away screaming*

6. "One time, at Band camp__________________"
I learned how to play the clarinet with my *******.

7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo?
Erm...um...uh, that's ok, Jubes...maybe another time...

8. What's my original hair color?
Purple?

9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?!
Because they're jealous!

10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know...
Well, you see, many men seek out mates that they know will do a good job of mothering the kids, so they will tend to seek out women with characteristics conducive to bringing up kids healthily. IE Breasts, wide hips, big paycheck and/or rich parents, with abilities in cleaning and running around for kids as pluses.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

1) Nope. Estee Lauder or Elizabeth Arden.

2) I never knew that Coincidence was a brand of yogurt......

3) True, but I would like to have a personal Slave. One person doing everything would simply tire me out. Who volunteers?

4) Are you talking about New York FRIES??!!??! MMmmmm...... Love em..... especially in June. (Just to let you know, that was a Canadian Reference).

5) AM or PM? If it is AM, then they should be long gone in bed with sugarplums dancing in their head. If it is PM, then they should be having lunch, with sugarplums for Desert....... I'll leave it up to you to decide if I really do have kids or not.

6) Well, I don't know the song, but I DID go to camp. It was called Camp Chimo, but we always called it Camp CHEAPO cuz it was not only cheap, but it was HORRIBLE!!!!!!!

7) Well, it's probably a body-covering Tattoo, so I don't wanna look. But then it could be a small one hidden in some secret spot or something........

8) Plaid? :P

9) Well *Garrison Speak* I'M not Gay.......

10) My gf has a gun to my head. I'd rather not answer. ......

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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

I will post my answers later, but for now... Omega shall be placed in Elim's Black Book...

(And yes, that quote was the first thing that came to mind, actually... I know. I'm an oddball.)

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

I'm afraid. I really am.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*plucks thread from shadows of obscurity*

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Posted by Coddman (Member # 10) on :

A fresh new 10 questions thread? Well, actually, it's pretty stale. But I'll post my answers.

1. Was she born with it, or is it just Maybelline? (Neither. It's lots of money for a Maybelline commercial. Heh.)

2. Coincidence, or Dannon? (Somebody mind telling me what Dannon is? .. Ehh, it's probably coincidence anyways.)

3. In the end, SHOULD there be only one? I mean, doesn't that get kind of lonely? (Uh, Jubileeee, lonely is good.)

4. I love New York in June.. How about you? (Isn't that when there's the most murders there?.... Oh well. It's back east, so I don't have to worry about it.)

5. It's 12:15, do you know where your children are? (Little Billy is elsewhere.)

6. "One time, at Band camp__________________" (Band camp?)

7. Anyone want to see where I'm getting my OTHER tatoo? *evil grin* (You're getting it on your evil grin?)

8. What's my original hair color? (Ehhh. 7C5757?)

9. Why are Gay men so fascinated by my breasts?! (You just think they are.)

10. While we're on it... why are men in GENERAL fascinated by breasts? You guys have them, too, you know.... (I'm not fascinated by your breasts. Mine are bigger anyways....Nya!....Bwahahaha.)

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Right.... not so new anymore. I got a bit busy and forgot to judge this. *LOL* forgive me?

1.First of Two, Xentrick, Jeff
2.Clap your hands for Tahna's first win! (yay, Tahna!), And Omega (was it worth being listed in the black book? *L*)
3.Omega ... I'm dissapointed in the answers here, guys..
4.Lee wins this one for getting the musical reference.
5.First of Two - can I have the recipe?, Jeff (dont' want kids, eh?)
6.Benjita, Jeff - that's an impressive talent you've got there..., Omega
7.Benjita, Cody, Omega
8.And the Monty Python reference award goes to... Benjita. *SMITES Lee* BLONDE?! What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?! ... the answer is dark brown, btw. I think. I've died it 6 different shades in the past few years, so.. I don't remember.
9.Jeff - you know, I think they are..., Tahna (claps again), Cody - what are you implying?
10.Lee and First of Two tie for this one. *offers hers up for further examination* (And Dan:It comes in different sizes, dangles, and goes from hard to soft and hard again on it's own. YOU do the math)

I'm also giving Omega a special innuendo award for proving himself capable of Elim-like innuendo... (though this might give him an even HIGHER listing in the black book) ... though you aren't nearly as high up as Tahna or as subtle as Lee. Keep working on it.

Tahna gets an award for getting through an entire thread without replying with "Uhmmmmm" to a single question ... and actually winning a few. YAY.

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

3 out of 10? With such competition? Cool.

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Four, and a special award. Cool.

*gets up and starts bowing*

*realizes nobody's clapping*

*sits down*

I'll do my best to get further on Elim's bad side.

This may be a dumb question, but which one of you is Lee? I'm relatively new here, so I'm not sure what names go with what handles.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lee is "The First One"...

*bows for his awards as well*

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

>=)

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Wow, I got five (three sir!) three. That's cool.

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