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The First One
Member # 35
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How will this end? *Vorlon spak* In fire. . .The second installment of the Babylon 5 CapComs appears hot on the heels of the first, but fear not, non-Babylonians, they will be interspersed with Trek ones - and of course there's a quick guide to who's who. These are once again taken from Bob's Babylon 5 Archive - click on the image to visit.
L to R: A Shadow; their associate, Mr. Morden (Ed Wasser); another Shadow!
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Aethelwer
Member # 36
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Morden: "Hey, don't I know you from Flare?"------------------ Frank's Home Page - free pencil with every visit! [This message has been edited by The Shadow (edited September 05, 1999).]
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Elim Garak
Member # 14
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Mr. Morden was sent to the corner until he could make the monsters go away.------------------ Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Morden: "Mr. Shadow, the Washington Post recently quoted you as saying that you thought many of former Prime Minister Thatcher's programs seem more attractive in hindsight."Shadow 1: "That's right, Morden. I think anyone with a mind can see what all this liberal garbage is doing to the empire! Bloody socialists." Shadow 2: "Oh, please! I should have expected you to be a closet Thatcher supporter. I suppose you're in favor of Reagan's SDI too? Typical. It's this kind of thought that's set the whole western world back at least twenty years. In my book..." Morden: "I don't mean to cut you off, but we have to go to commercial. When Crossfire returns, we'll continue this debate, and discuss Middle Eastern affairs with our special guest, Salman Rushdie." ------------------ "Just because you're floating doesn't mean you haven't drowned." -- They Might Be Giants
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Kosh
Member # 167
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Morden: Please, please kill Vir!!------------------ Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Morden: "Speaking as your publicist, I think the main problem most people have with the Shadows isn't so much your ruthless conspiracies or your insidious agenda but your image. No, our polling data suggests that a majority of the key demographic among sentient beings, 18 to 35 year-olds, reacted negatively to Shadow policies mainly because you guys just don't photograph very well. Sorry."
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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Morden: *I'm in my happy place.... I'm in my happy place... I'm in my happy place....*------------------ "If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me. I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow." ~ Barenaked Ladies
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Krenim
Member # 22
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What Mr. Morden doesn't know is that we've replaced one of his employers with Peter Pan's missing shadow. Let's see if he notices...------------------ "Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?" - Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Morden: Remember when your mom told you not to over-feed your pets when you were little? Next time LISTEN to her!------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Mister Morden begins to regret spending so much money on a living room set with a cloaking device.
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Morden: I REALLY have to fix that damned oil leak.......*or* Morden: Oil....... I struck OIL!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!! WHOOOOHOOO!!!!! With all this money, I'll buy off some website and use it to take over the world....... lessee now, what would be a good name, how about "The Solareclipse Network?" ------------------ I can resist anything....... Except Temptation
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Shadow: I mean this capcom is all well and good, but I thought that this shot was from 'Crysalis'.Morden: Shush. Thanks to budget cuts, we are now putting whole segments of previous eps into new ones. And by having the words 'shadow' 'night' and 'fire' in over half the episode titles, we can confuse people so much that they can't even remember what show they are watching, let alone what season. BWAHAHAHA ------------------ "Why can we never meet anyone nice?" "Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?" -Lister and the cat
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Morden: Can you be quiet? I'm trying to prepare for tomorrow night!Shadow 376: Why Mr Morden? What are we doing tommorow night? Morden: The same thing we do every night Shadow 376...try to take over the world! *they're Shady, they're Shady and the Mord..mord...Mord...Mr...Mord! En!* ------------------ "Why can we never meet anyone nice?" "Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?" -Lister and the cat
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Morden panics after realising that he dialed the wrong number when ordering a stripogram.------------------ "Why can we never meet anyone nice?" "Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?" -Lister and the cat
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First of Two
Member # 16
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Morden: "Will you two just DECLOAK already?? You're giving me a friggin' MIGRAINE!"------------------ "We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Morden: Remember, the One is the All...The All encompasses everything, the world, the universe, The one Universe, The All is the One...Together, we are All.Shadows: Ommmmmmmmmmm.......... ------------------ "I will remember you...Will you remember me? Don't let your love pass you by...Weep not for the memories..." Sarah McLachlan
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The First One
Member # 35
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Aargh! It was in Bob's section for season 2! I don't have time to second-guess everyone! Besides, "ITSOZ" is a cool title. Behave yourselves or every season 3 BabCom will be from "War Without End" and feature Zathras. . . Or, even worse, every one will feature Marcus Cole. That's a bloody awful lot of BabComs!
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PsyLiam
Member # 73
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Argh. Not Marcus Cole. You bloody bastard!It's definetly Crysalis. the 'in time Ambassador Mollari will do exactly what we want' bit. The only time you saw Shadows in ITSOZ was briefly on a security camera. But you don't get points for being a smart-arse do you? Damn stoopid Bob. ------------------ "Why can we never meet anyone nice?" "Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?" -Lister and the cat
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Xentrick
Member # 64
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Ixplotz the Shadow: "I'm invisible! Can you see me?"Mister Morden: "Yes. Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to continue fighting Good today."
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The First One
Member # 35
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Is it just Zathras, or did only 5 people enter these? Zathras find it most hard to choose The One Who Wins Who Has Not Already Won. But in this case, The One Who Wins is . The Ones Who Not Win are First of Two and Liam.
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Hooray!You know, if JMS ever decides to create an all-Zathras B5 spinoff, he needs to hire you for the writing staff. ------------------ "Recombination, then Viacom; Safeway." -- Soul Coughing
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