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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on September 12, 1999 07:27 AM:
 
Lost count, and I haven't done an archive in ages. Guess I'll try to do it during this TrekSunday (channel #TreknoBabble on any Castlenet server).

Anyway, this comes from some site called TV Heaven that I found somewhere or other. Don't bother visiting, it's sh*te, but I did find this gem. . . 8)

Bastards? Access Deny my images links, will they? The f***ers will rue the day. . .

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on September 12, 1999 08:00 AM:
 
Interesting, it was a lost image a second ago...

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on September 12, 1999 08:05 AM:
 
Seven: But I don't want to marry him!

Queen: You have to, he's the only prince left in the Galaxy!

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on September 12, 1999 09:46 AM:
 
Borg Queen: "...and that's what I looked like before I was assimilated."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic


 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on September 12, 1999 09:55 AM:
 
Borg Queen: "...and for 500 bars of latinum, we can make the Doctor look like this."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic


 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on September 12, 1999 10:06 AM:
 
Borg Queen: "Alright, now its time to unmask our ghost..."

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Harry the Hypnotist?"

Borg Queen: "Not quite..."

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Bigfoot?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Don Knotts?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "Joe Barbera?"

*Rips off mask*

Seven: "It... It can't be..."

Borg Queen: "That's right, its Alice Krige."

Seven: "But why?"

Borg Queen: "Even though she wasn't available to reprise her role as the Borg Queen, she couldn't stand the idea of anyone else filling in for her. So, she decided to scare everyone else off."

Alice Krige: "That's right, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic


 


Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on September 12, 1999 10:18 AM:
 
Borg Queen: "Using our sophisticated hivemind, we've been able to extrapolate what Darth Sidious looks like under his robe."

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic


 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on September 12, 1999 12:05 PM:
 
Seven: Okay, I'm confused. Is he suppossed to be naked and just has the most interestingly shaped genitals ever, or did you assimilate a bunch of minimalist costume designers?

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on September 12, 1999 12:05 PM:
 
Seven: Wow, Charles sure does look different in person doesn't he?

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

 


Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on September 12, 1999 12:07 PM:
 
UPN deny that Voyager has become a gratuatous boobs and bum sex-show.

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"Why can we never meet anyone nice?"
"Why can we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?"
-Lister and the cat

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on September 12, 1999 12:34 PM:
 
Seven: Are you sure that this is the right place?

Queen: Well, the party is supposed to be located at Dickson Prime.......

Seven: Well, this is DIXON Prime........

Queen: Bummer........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on September 12, 1999 12:41 PM:
 
Damn, Liam, you're right..... those ARE bigger than normal.

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"If you will not have me as myself, Perhaps as someone else. Perhaps as you, I'll be worth noticing. Then even a eunuch won't resist, The power of one kiss, from such as me.
I'll be that girl: and you would be right over. If I were a field, you would be in clover. If I were the sun, you would be in shadow. If I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow."
~ Barenaked Ladies
 


Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on September 12, 1999 01:32 PM:
 
Queen: Seven, see that guy over there?

Seven: (Turns and looks) Who? Where?

Queen: Shh! Don't stare!

Seven: (whispers) That guy? Over there?

Queen: Yeah, him...dreamy, ain't he?

Seven: (giggles) You bet!

Queen: I saw him watching you before...

Seven: (looks shocked, grabs Queen) Shut UUP! No way! Oh my gosh, is my hair alright? How's my makeup?

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"She's never letting me forget, I've always been an idiot"
-The Verve Pipe

 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on September 12, 1999 03:24 PM:
 
Seven: "You assimilated *all* of the Chippendale's dancers?"

Borg: "It's good to be the Queen."

Seven: "And they do the fully monty?"

Borg: "Modesty is irrelevant. They have been adapted to serve me. They will add their biological distinctiveness to my own. One at a time."

Seven: {blush}
 


Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on September 12, 1999 07:52 PM:
 
Queen: "And here you see a normal person. And you will notice that even with minimal clothing, their bum does not look big in that."

Seven: "Not you, too?! Is everyone in the Galaxy obsessed with this subject?"
 


Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on September 13, 1999 09:04 AM:
 
7: so that's the new model of Drone huh?
BQ: Yep, and you can adapt as many of them as you like to service you!!
7: Hey, we could even get Janeway to join up for one of these.
BQ: Oh Gee, Not that Bit**.
7: You got a point!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on September 14, 1999 01:27 PM:
 
Queen: I am now opening a new line of drones, Seven... Behold! Ken of Borg!

Seven: Could you have at least made him anatomically correct?

Queen: Sorry, doesn't sell...

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on September 14, 1999 04:23 PM:
 
Seven: Um, Queen, why the HELL is the spotlight on us when hunk-boy is over there!

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We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
~ C. Mongomery Burns

 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on September 14, 1999 06:10 PM:
 
Seven: "You've converted the Borg Collective into a night club?"

Queen: "Yes. During a time-raid back to 20th Century Earth, *we* were assimilated by a ruthless force of rigid conformity and senseless progress. It's called disco."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on September 15, 1999 12:09 AM:
 
*LOL @ Xentrick*

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"You're heart is free. Have the courage to follow it."
"Its our wits that make us men."
Braveheart, the greatest movie ever made.
 


Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on September 15, 1999 03:22 PM:
 
It seems that Seven and the Queen taken acting lessons from the Qui-Gon / Jar Jar "no eye contact" school of acting.

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We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the style at the time.
~ C. Mongomery Burns

 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on September 19, 1999 05:50 AM:
 
Queen Vader: "Seven, he is your father."

Seven: "Irrelevent. I want my monkeyman."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on September 19, 1999 05:53 AM:
 
Seven: "Why would the Borg use a projection of such inefficient a nature to show me humanity?"

Borg Queen: "We have adapted to service the Nielson Ratings."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on September 19, 1999 01:31 PM:
 
Queen: Witness, Seven, what happens to you when you forget to judge the Capcoms... Drone, begin the colon cleansing...

Lee(offcamera): *gulp*

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

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Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on September 19, 1999 10:48 PM:
 
Hmm, I'm assuming the massive decrease in the size of my lunchbox is part of the punishment. . . }B)

Anyway, I am modest by nature and don't mean to brag. The look of awe in the faces of women is reward enough.

Oops, I'm still bragging. And why not? The winner is Xentrick. One at a time? Where's the fun in that? Runners-up are Sunspot and Elim Garak. 8)
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on September 20, 1999 05:44 PM:
 
big smiley symbol
 
Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on October 01, 1999 08:12 AM:
 
Even in the future, Real Men go for Calkin Klines...

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