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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Hi-ho, neighbors. It has come to my attention that CapCom duties fall upon me this week. Righto, then.

In this image we see
A.) Chekov reacting to an injury.
B.) The Monkees reunion gone horribly wrong.
C.) First auditions for the movie "Idle Hands".

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"And much of Madness, and more of Sin, and Horror the soul of the plot."
--
The Conqueror Worm, by Edgar Allan Poe

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Chekov: "It's true! My palm is hairy!"

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Talk to the hand!!!!!! Talk to the hand!!!!!!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Chekov: Ah!!!!!

Kirk: What's wrong Chekov?

Chekov: My hand's possessed by royalty!

Kirk: Royalty?

Chekov: Who else waves like this?

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

An experiment in self-smiting gone wrong.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Chekov: "My hand does look big in this."

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

LET GO OF MY HAND, EVIL METAL LOBSTER!!!
(screams like a girl) AAAAAHHH!!!!
IT GRABBED MY BALLS!

(sorry, couldn't help myself)

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-You're crazy!!!
-Funny, I thought I was pisces!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Chekov: I know this ship like the back of my hand...WHOA! What the heck is that thing?!

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Chekov: "There's this strange pain in my hand! Oh NOOO! It's THE CLAW!"

Sulu: "Liar."

Uhura: "Liar."

Kirk: *yelps and runs*

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Koenig: "Takei has seventeen more lines than I do! ARRGH! Must.. control... fist of ... death!..."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Chekov: "YEOWTCH! Sister Ruth, I was only scratching an itch!" *mutters* "damn nuns..."

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"We shall not yield to you, nor to any man." -- Freak, The Mighty.

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Chekov: Ahhhh!!!!!!

Kirk: What's wrong?

Chekov: My hand is possessed by the spirit of Lamb Chop, and its singing "The Song That Never Ends!"

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"Alright... Who wrote 'Beavis and Butthead rule' on the back of my skull?"

- Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek Parody, The Critic

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Chekov: I hate this new bracelett!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Chekov: No!! No, I wont.

Hand: Kill her, Kill her!!

Chekov: No, Mr. Hand, I wont do it, you can go to hell!!

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Outside of a dog, a book is a mans best friend. Inside of a dog, it's to dark to read. Groucho Marx

[This message has been edited by Kosh (edited September 29, 1999).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Mankind practices the Mandible Claw manuever without Socko...

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Chekov discovers that after catching a Regalan cold, a hankerchif is a must...

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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
- H. L. Mencken

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Chekov: "S'alright?"

Hand: "S'okay."

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

Little did Chekov know; Acme hand buzzers had been recalled.

[This message has been edited by an'on (edited September 30, 1999).]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

"Damn! I left my watch in there!"

Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :

Chekov finally sees what the palm reader was talking about.

[This message has been edited by an'on (edited September 30, 1999).]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Kirk *offscreen*: I'm warning you Chekov, if you don't stop showing off like Mozart any time soon, we're gonna bring Ru'afo in here.........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Chekov: Ouch!!! Static Shock.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Feste on :

As Mr. Chekov began to cross-dress for a night on the town, he was horrified to discover his compact mirror was cracked. Jim would never forgive him.

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"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne."

Bette Davis - Old Acquaintance

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Chekov: "The pain! And Starfleet has no Workman's Comp program. Damn you, Carpal-Tunnel Syndrome!"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

During the Starfleet exam, Chekov discovers that the astrogation cheat-notes he wrote all over his body have smeared across his hand. Fortunately, he manages to subtley hide his reaction.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

Chekov is horrified that Sooty has deceided to join a nudist cult.

(For US viewers, substitute Sooty with any amusing glove puppet)

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."

-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Chekov: I.... Wanna Rock and Roll all night.........

Kirk: Monkees song?

Chekov: Not even close.

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Chekov practices on the Karate Chop he will use on Kirk's Toupee........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Oh NO, Mr. Hat. We can't possibly do THAT, Mr. Hat!

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

46 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Hello? Sol? When are you EVER going to judge this?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I've bugged him already... but I stopped cuz I think he knows I enjoy it.

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"Freedom is best, I tell thee true, of all things to be won. Then never live within the bond of slavery, my son." - The real William Wallace

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

I don't suppose you ever considered the fact that I was letting this drag on for nostalgia's sake, did you? That somewhere in this darkness we humans call a soul there might exist some iota of sadness, no matter how small, that the mighty institution that is the Caption Contest is at an end, and that those of us who have a capacity for empathy might want to squeeze out those last few bits of sweetness before the whole world comes crashing down into the inescapable void, where we shall all spend eternity wandering around deadly serious because all the laughter has gone away? Hmm? Did you? Did you?!

Of course, I haven't judged them yet because I'm a lazy, shiftless, untrustworthy bastard. But did you ever consider the fact?

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I do indeed and shall continue
Dispatch the shiftless man to points beyond
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Soul Coughing

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

The laughter has already gone away. We are only fools to think it stays in these lingering thoughts of capcoms....these fading memories.....

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

42 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

What is wrong with everybody?!?! I have always and forever shall enjoy the happiness and mirth of the Capcom! Come on, you're all talking like the Capcoms are friggin rotting away or something!! Gimme a break, as long as we get AT LEAST 10 posts in a capcom, it cannot be called dead! Geez, look on the bright side of things for once.

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Capcoms Forever! Long Live the Great and Almight Capcom!

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited October 10, 1999).]

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

*o_O*

Ooh, see what I started. . . and to think Frank calls himself a Shadow. }B)

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

*slinks away from battle zone*

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

It finally dawns on Chekov that Sol may never judge the Capcom...oh, and there is like a bug on his hand too.

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Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
~C. Mongomery Burns

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

And behold, there came from the clouds a voice that rang out like thunder.

"Open the first seal!"

And so the angel Simonius did thusly, and he then read from the scroll therein.

"The spirit of Sol decrees that the winner be the one known as Xentrick, for his mighty tale of on-the-job injuries hast made me chuckly heartily."

And the moon turned red.

And lo, the voice again spoke unto the world.

"Open the second seal!"

And so the angel Simonius did again read.

"The spirit of Sol also decrees that the one who would be first runner-up shall be known as Jeff Raven. Though he hast dared risk the wrath of the Almighty, his ST V reference didst make the heavens peal with laughter."

And one third of the oceans turned to blood, and one third of the beasts of the deep were killed.

And then did the mighty voice of Sol call out once more to his angel.

"Open thee the third and final seal!"

And the angel Simonius did read the pronouncement to all the people.

"Lastly, the spirit of Sol doth decree that most-honorable mention goes to The First One. Verily, his entry leads to much humorous speculation as to the whereabouts of Mr. Chekov's arm in the previous scene."

And with this, the kingdoms of the Earth did shake and tremble, even as the ground beneath them did likewise. And the very foundations of the world were overturned. Then did Sol Himself descend from the Kingdom of Heaven unto the people, and the good were rewarded and the evil punished.

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I do indeed and shall continue
Dispatch the shiftless man to points beyond
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Soul Coughing

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Thou art wise.

I art deco.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

I think that was the best judgement of the Capcoms I've ever seen! Lo, my eyes doth brim with tears of laughter.

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Oh, meltdown. It's one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.
~C. Mongomery Burns

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

And there was much rejoicing.