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Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

The MadCom, brought to you by Frank and Elim.

It's not quite as insane as it sounds. It's more inane than anything. We want words!

We give you "clues" and you give us any word that fits the description. It's simple and you don't even need skill to win. It's luck of the draw... sort of.

So, there's a story out there somehere that we wrote up, but with holes in it, � la Mad Libs. So, you provide words that fill in those gaps in the story, and try to make it humourous, despite the fact you don't know what exactly the story is. Or is about. Or could be about.

Make sense?

Here are the clues:

1. Adjective
2. Noun
3. Proper Name
4. Place
5. Noun
6. Verb (past tense, third person)
7. Noun
8. Adverb
9. Noun
10. Verb (infinitive)
11. Noun (plural)
12. Noun (state of being, e.g. happiness)
13. Noun
14. Adjective
15. Noun
16. Noun.

Funniest story wins. Good luck.

Side note: Infinitive is the form of the verb before you modify it for whatever person you're talking about (e.g. in "went," the infinitive is "to go").

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

*head hurts*

Back to English Grammar 101 huh?

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Woah! Shades of Mrs. Loza's class. Uh, thanks but no thanks.

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Soul Coughing

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ooh, I love these things!

1. Klingon
2. kumquat
3. Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq.
4. Doodiopolis
5. gazelle
6. imploded
7. Greek Orthodox church
8. incoherently
9. USS Enterprise-Z
10. to run around screaming like a Banshee
11. Idahoes
12. ambivalence
13. hoop skirt
14. combustible
15. neon green mouse
16. dog's chew-toy

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"I think you people have proven something to the world: that a half a million kids can get together and have three days of fun and music� and have nothing but fun and music."
-Max Yasgur; Woodstock, NY; August, 1969

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

TSN! YOU ARE JUST TOOOOOOOO COOL! *grins* You used kumquat.... AWESOME! *grins some more*

~Liz

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Can't we all just get along????

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

That's nothing; I have a ship called the Kumquat.

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Really? Oh, that is SOOOO awesome!!!! Kumquat! EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *grins*

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Can't we all just get along????

Posted by The First One (Member # 35) on :

I worry about the girl.

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

EEEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
A KUMQUAT?!
Well I just LUUUURRvvvve KUMQUATS 2!

But i'd SOONER have a MMMMMMangoooOOOOO! <8D

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"FOOLS! Will I have to kill them ALL?!?!"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

1. Obtuse
2. Wombat
3. Gern Blensten
4. Oz
5. Submariner
6. Masticated
7. Ozone
8. Burbly
9. Platypus
10. To Bluff
11. Elvii
12. Lunacy
13. Monastery
14. Purple
15. Koala
16. Noun.

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

1) Goofy
2) Egg
3) Charles Capps
4) Toronto
5) Scrambled Egg
6) Fried
7) Fried Egg
8) Ruthlessly
9) Boiled Egg
10) To go Bald
11) Rotten Eggs
12) Wrath
13) Chicken
14) Chicken
15) Head
16) Body

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Although this contest was partially my idea, I forgot the story already, so I'll enter just for fun.

1. delerious
2. polyacrylic substance
3. Fred the Chimpanzee
4. North Nowheresville
5. squid
6. crunched
7. evergreen tree
8. jumpily
9. neutron
10. to scream
11. hairs
12. awkwardness
13. pogo stick
14. lavender
15. buttermilk
16. pickle

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Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*shakes head* No, Monty... it's not the same... only Kumquats are special enough to make ME happy! *grin* Kumquat... hehehe.... Oh, TSN... I love ya! *grin*

!LOA

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Can't we all just get along????

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Free bonus points for whomever uses the word "cranberry" the most creatively.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

That should be "whoever", cranberry.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

1. kinky
2. endoplasmic reticulum
3. Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III
4. two inches below my *censored*
5. phallus
6. ***ked
7. holy twinky wrapper
8. passionatly
9. cranberry
10. to pleasure oneself
11. men
12. ecstacy
13. demon hamster
14. beautifully
15. nubile woman
16. Noun.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

27 days till the dreams become reality...

Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :

Well, not that bad a turnout for a complex contest.

Jubes racks in first place with quite the story (all of which I shall post after this). It's quite obscene, but, well, it's also rather internally consistent. You'll see.

TSN comes in a very close second and the story comes together remarkably well, too.

First of Two and Tahna Los also had excellent stories, so it was too hard to pick. Honourable mentions to both, then.

I have to say. It was very enjoyable to stand by and watch people post things they didn't intend to.

Feel free to comment on the stories, which were....

Jubes's Tale:

One dark and kinky day, there was our favourite endoplasmic reticulum, Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III. Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III was on his way to two inches below my *censored* when suddenly, the phallus next to him sprung into action and ****ed the little, old holy twinky wrapper beside Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III.

Passionately, our endoplasmic reticulum sprang into cranberry and proceeded to get ready to pleasure himself. It was a kinky task, but Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III eventually was finished, when passionately our endoplasmic reticulum, heard cries from more men being ****ed!

Deriving extreme ecstacy from this demon hamster, Gaius Ambrosius Macellus Severus III moblised immediately and shouted at the phallus perpetrator, "Get away from that beautifully nubile woman before you regret it, phallus scum!"

Gasps arose from the forumgoers, who, upon reading this, had a rush of ecstacy come over them. Oh eternal ecstacy!

The confrontation soon became a Noun and our endoplasmic reticulum and the phallus were quickly climbing two inches below my *censored*. It didn't take long before phallus fell to a kinky, men-filled death.

The (beautiful) end.

Tahna's Tale:

One dark and goofy day, there was our favourite egg, Charles Capps. Charles Capps was on his way to Toronto when suddenly, the scrambled egg next to him sprung into action and fried the little, old fried egg beside Charles Capps.

Ruthlessly, our egg sprang into boiled egg and proceeded to get ready to go bald. It was a goofy task, but Charles Capps eventually was finished, when ruthlessly our egg, heard cries from more rotten eggs being fried!

Deriving extreme wrath from this chicken, Charles Capps moblised immediately and shouted at the scrambled egg perpetrator, "Get away from that chicken head before you regret it, scrambled egg scum!"

Gasps arose from the forumgoers, who, upon reading this, had a rush of wrath come over them. Oh eternal wrath!

The confrontation soon became a body and our egg and the scrambled egg were quickly climbing Toronto. It didn't take long before scrambled egg fell to a goofy, rotten eggs-filled death.

The (chicken) end.

First of Two's Tale:

One dark and obtuse day, there was our favourite wombat, Gern Blensten. Gern Blensten was on his way to Oz when suddenly, the submariner next to him sprung into action and masticated the little, old ozone beside Gern Blensten.

Burbly, our wombat sprang into platypus and proceeded to get ready to bluff. It was a obtuse task, but Gern Blensten eventually was finished, when burbly our wombat, heard cries from more elvii being masticated!

Deriving extreme lunacy from this monastery, Gern Blensten moblised immediately and shouted at the submariner perpetrator, "Get away from that purple koala before you regret it, submariner scum!"

Gasps arose from the forumgoers, who, upon reading this, had a rush of lunacy come over them. Oh eternal lunacy!

The confrontation soon became a noun and our wombat and the submariner were quickly climbing Oz. It didn't take long before submariner fell to a obtuse, elvii-filled death.

The (purple) end.

TSN's Tale:

One dark and Klingon day, there was our favourite kumquat, Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq.. Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq. was on its way to Doodiopolis when suddenly, the gazelle next to it sprung into action and imploded the little, old Greek Orthodox church beside Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq..

Incoherently, our kumquat sprang into USS Enterprise-Z and proceeded to get ready to run around screaming like a Banshee. It was a Klingon task, but Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq. eventually was finished, when incoherently our kumquat, heard cries from more Idahoes being imploded!

Deriving extreme ambivalence from this hoop skirt, Murgatroyd Aloysius Neutronium III, Esq. moblised immediately and shouted at the gazelle perpetrator, "Get away from that combustible neon green mouse before you regret it, gazelle scum!"

Gasps arose from the forumgoers, who, upon reading this, had a rush of ambivalence come over them. Oh eternal ambivalence!

The confrontation soon became a dog's chew-toy and our kumquat and the gazelle were quickly climbing Doodiopolis. It didn't take long before gazelle fell to a Klingon, Idahoes-filled death.

The (combustible) end.

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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

If anyone would like to try this themselves, they can use the form/Perl script I did.

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

WOooohoooo!

It's amazing that without even trying, our resident SexGoddess again succeeds in her task.

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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"

23 days till the dreams become reality...