Underneath the logo will be a slogan... Well, my mind isn't feeling very creative at the moment.
Enter your slogan by posting here. Most good ones will be used in Placeholder I and Placeholder II. A few select ones will be used in the final.
They don't need to be funny, but they don't need to be serious either. They DO need to be clean, though.
You have until Friday...
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
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Elim Garak: "Oh, it's just Garak. Plain, simple Garak. Now, good day to you, Doctor. I'm so glad to have made such an... interesting new friend today." (DS9: "Past Prologue")
UP3: Third time's the charm!
UP3: Slogans? We don't need no stinking slogans!
UP3: We've got Utopia! We've got Planitia! What else could you possibly want?
UP3: Where everything's ship-shape!
UP3: Where we tied up Frank and proclaimed a 170 meter Defiant!
UP3: Where we keep the nuclear wessels!
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"Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built! It was fired only once: to keep William Shatner from making another album."
- The Collector, "Treehouse of Horror X," The Simpsons.
[This message has been edited by Krenim (edited November 10, 1999).]
UP3: The Ultimate Starship Database
UP3: Starships, Captains Chair. Be there.
UP3: Bigger, Better, Stronger.
UP3: Not your average cup of Earl Grey.
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
"Coming soon: Starship cutaways. In centrefold format."
"Geeking out on the Final Frontier."
UP3: Slogans are irrelevant.
UP3: All the ships that're fit to print.
UP3: Your one-stop shop for ships.
UP3: Ship lite, ship brite, first ship I see tonight...
UP3: Thataway!
UP3: The best there is at what we do.
UP3: We try harder (cause Charles'll kill us if we don't!)
UP3: Where the shipgeeks are!
UP3: Where the elite meet to think!
UP3: MMmm, canon... d'oh!
UP3: If you can read this, you are WITHIN PHASER RANGE!
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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson
Baloo and I have been reading the same books
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"...when all that is driving my heart forward
is you, thoughts of you, hopes for you,
and a fading dream with a Mona Lisa smile
that whispers "are you thinking of me too?"
10 days till the dreams become reality...
UP3: Honk if you like starships.
UP3: No, it does not stand for "under pants"...
UP3: Where the ships hit the fan.
UP3: Anyone for fish 'n' ships?
UP3: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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"Alright, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
-Commander Adams, Forbidden Planet
"UP3: Builds strong bones!"
"UP3: More fun than a barrel of greased monkeys on rocket-powered hydrofoils."
"UP3: The line must be drawn here! And here! And once more! Now do that thirty more times and we'll have the primary hull done."
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"If you are going to be my girlfriend please don't dump me after I like you."
--
Michael
UP3: too much is never enough
UP3: just like MP3, but with less music and more Star Trek!
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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." - Jeffrey Richman, UB student
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"Alright, so it's impossible. How long will it take?"
-Commander Adams, Forbidden Planet
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Avon: "You really do believe in taking risks, don't you?"
Tarrant: "Calculated risks."
Avon: "Calculated on what? Your fingers?"
-- Blake's Seven, Ultraworld
UP3: Because size matters (sorry for this one)
UP3: Most dauntless enterprise of the galaxy
UP3: like the USS Phoenix rising from the ashes
UP3: All I ask for is a tall ship, but not more than 3.5m per deck.
UP3: Where the Defiant is [classified] meters long
UP3: No, we don't build Mirandas anymore.
UP3: Warning! This site contains explicit technobabble and depictions of bare starships.
UP3: [insert slogan here]
UP3: What's the matter? - the opposite of antimatter. (maybe I will be able to think of good puns some day)
UP3: Our goal - making Sternbach and Okuda envious
UP3: See the evolution (Kansas: procreation) of ship designs
(Kansas reference *optional*)
UP3: You should see the glare in your eyes...
UP3: Where "Utopia" means the chance this database will ever be complete
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"When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative - violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way."
A somewhat different Janeway in VOY: "Living Witness"
Ex Astris Scientia
UP3: Plenty of Monkey-tossing action.
UP3: Ship-shaped and ready to sail.
UP3: It flies, we've got it.
UP3: Canon is for loosers.
UP3: Your ship-shaped ship-central.
UP3: Hail Greg Jein!
UP3: Now in CGI.
UP3: Akira to Steamrunner, and ships that begin with T, U, V, W, X, Y and Z too.
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"Give me a f*cking..."
-Jubilee McGann
"The thing's hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of...ships?!"
Both from 2001: A Space Odyssey, with slight change to the second quote...
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
UP3: So many ships, not enough technobabble.
UP3: We don't assimilate we create.
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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.
UP3: where the "P" DOESN'T stand for Pokemon!
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"And if we weren't good to you, Dave, you shouldn't take it all the way to your grave."
--
Will Rigby
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"When diplomacy fails, there's only one alternative - violence. Force must be applied without apology. It's the Starfleet way."
A somewhat different Janeway in VOY: "Living Witness"
Ex Astris Scientia
UP3: Everything from Phoenix to Relativity.
UP3: Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
UP3: Our last, best hope...
UP3: Ships galore!
UP3: Peregrine or not, it's in here!
UP3: Ships,... the Final Frontier.
UP3: To boldly go where no UP has gone before...
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"Scan that ship Mr. Worf!"
"Aye sir, 600 DPI?"
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Boris
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"Wrong again. Although we want to be scientifically accurate, we've found that selection of [Photon Energy Plasma Scientifically Inaccurate as a major Star Trek format error] usually indicates a preoccupation with science and gadgetry over people and story."
---a Writers' Test from the Original Series Writer's Guide
UP3: Euphoria Planitia III.
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Alshrim Dax
UP3: The Enterprise got to #6, let's hope we stay at #3.
UP3: The Ships Encyclopedia Intergalactica.
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