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Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Ok.. this hasn't been done in a long time, I'd imagine. Let's Be Creative!!!!
I start, you guys continue:

Where no one has gone...
...TNG Reprise...

The ship was quiet. Not even a Klingon Targ was stirring as Lt.Comm. Worf walked the decks of the USS Defiant. The war was over, the Federation successful, and yet something was missing...

Lost in his thoughts, he barely felt a body bounce from his chest as he heard the yelp of the falling crewmember. AS he looked down, brought from his daze, he noticed it was ....

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited December 16, 1999).]

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Wesly Crusher!!! What was he doing here thought Worf!!?? Worf stuck out his hand to help Wesley up, but apparently the kid was unconscious. After a few moments of trying to wake him up he decided something was seriously wrong. As klingon adrenalin worked it's way through his body, he wanted to punch a wall, there was nothing he could do right now but call sickbay.

"Worf to sickbay....

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Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

It was Julian Bashir that anwered,
"Yes Worf?"
"I seem to have ... injured a member of the crew"
"Bring him to Sickbay emmediately. Knowing you, you probably killed the person"
Worf picked up the boy and ran through the narrow hallways to sick,
"Wesley Crusher!!" exclaimed Bashir just as the boy came to..
"You called," Said Wes.

Just then the klaxon rang, and the Defiant rocked violently..

"ALL HANDS BATTLESTATIONS," cried out Sisko's voice ..

...

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Worf and Bashir both wondered how Sisko had known that Crusher was onboard. Then the ship was rocked by phaser fire, and they realized they had more than one problem.

(BTW, is this supposed to be a real story, or a "Let's Be Creative..."-type story?)

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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks.

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Wesley sat up and sat "quick modify the shield to a +4.3 phase variance." and then colapsed back down on the biobed.

Worf and Julian exchanged looks, and they both hit their com badges at the same time and said "worf/bashir to/to O'brian/O'brian modify/modify the/the shields/shields to/to a/a +4.3/+4.3 phase/phase variance/variance./.

seconds later the ship was calm again.

back on the bridge Sisko gives command to Nog,and notifies Worf/Bashir that he is on his way to sickbay

well since I already see 2 major holes in the story, I think it should be a lets be creative.

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Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

OHH YEs.. big time let's get creative... Make this as outrageous as possible!!

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Setting: The Q Continuum. Noonish.

"I say, Q, old fellow? Mind giving me a hand with this?"

Q looked up from the latest edition of "Everything You Already Know Quarterly". It was a warm day in the Q Continuum, if such a place can be said to have days, warm or otherwise. He saw his friend, Q, busily tugging on a large rope. Or rather, the other entity was exerting some sort of n-dimensional force upon a decidedly shabby looking bit of superstring.

"Uh, Q? Are you sure you should be pulling on that? I mean, I would imagine it's supposed to be somewhere."

"Exactly, Q! I found this over by that fashionable little nebula in the Eastern Orion Arm. Now, I know what they say about loose threads and all, but I just had to follow up on this one."

Q looked at Q with a vague sense of omnipotent unease.

"You mean to say you're pulling on it?"

"Well, I would have cut it, like the manual says, but I didn't have a pair of Quantum Shears. So I thought if I pulled it fast enough, I could break it. Can't have one of these loose strings hanging around, can we? But...it's a bit tougher than I thought. So if you could just give me a hand?"

Q sighed.

"Oh, why not. Though I'd rather like to see the look on a mortal's face when he saw one of these tunneling up at him from subspace. On three. One, two, three!"

And with a noise like a hundred trains smashing into a hundred steel walls, or rather with a noise like the fabric of the universe being torn apart; the fabric of the universe was torn apart.

"Holy Q. We are so in trouble."

(To explain why Wesley Crusher popped into existance on the Defiant, you see.)

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"I wish that everything went just as I wish everything would go."
--
John Linnell

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Next Scene:
Midday: Trill

Ezri Dax skipped down the soft white sand, squinting in the hot Trillian sun. Her toes hit the cool edges of the Traaken sea. It is SO good to be on leave she thought to herself as the water flowed over her feet. Immediately she had a flashback - but not one of her own. She was on Risa with Worf... in love. It was a sweet memory of Jazia's trip to Risa with Worf after that short but wet trip some two or three years ago. Ezri warped back into the present and sat on the wet sand like a child ready to build a sandcastle. Ezri felt it before she saw it... it became a little cooler and then the light dimmed as if a great hand had covered the sun. Her instinct was to tap her comm badge but it, along with her towel was back up the beach. Covered in sand Ezri reached her bundle of belongings and tapped her comm badge. "Lt. Ezri Dax to Starfleet Command"
There was no answer - instead a crackling sound camefrom her comm badge. *Tsk* NOW what Ezri thought to herself as she gathered her belongings and headed back to the beach bar where Quark was getting "one with nature"...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Why anyone would order a drink with nature, he'll never understand. Anyway, as he saw Dax approaching, he handed off the drink to an assistant and went to meet her.

"Hello, Ezri. Aren't we looking nice today?"

"Well, I am, anyway." she responded, eyeing his bright aquamarine and heliotrope outfit. "What are you doing here?"

"Oh, just taking a bit of a vacation" he muttered under his breath. Then, slightly louder than a normal tone of voice, "And following you!" When he saw the look of shock on Ezri's face he thought "Oh, crap! I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud again!"

"Well, uh... That's, um... I... Ah... Can I use your comm terminal?"

Hand shaking slightly, Quark pointed to a monitor behind the bar. Ezri mumbled her thanks and went over to it. Quark walked down the beach and jumped in the ocean.

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Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the 'net, and he won't bother you for weeks.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Meanwhile, back in the Q Continuum.....

Q looked at Q with an exasperated look on his face.

"Oh, right, just pull hard on the thread and it'll snap off and no one will by any the wiser for our meddling. NOW what are you going to do, Hmmmmm?"

Q looked down at the ground (or what passes for a ground).
"Well.... If we run REALLY fast...."

But it was too late. Q's everywhere had heard the ripping and were running to see what'd happened, or at the very least who'd done it. And following them was the major big important Q!

(okay, so I don't watch the shows much... *LOL* )

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

The big Q arrives on the scene and looks at Q (John De Lancie) and Q2. Steam is literally pooring out his ears. Big Q poins at Q2 and says "banishment inside a blackhole, with the music of Micheal Bolton playing in your head for 5 millenium." He then looks at Q and says "we've had this problem before and I know how to deal with it...your sentence is being mortal again!! mwuahahahhahaha" and big q snaps his fingers, and Q appears on the bridge of the USS voyager in the delta quadrant of the galaxy. Janeway turns to him and says "Q, just what the hell are you doing on my ship!? Get off right this moment!"

Q replies "oh mon cherie, I'm here to help you get home, don't I get a hug?"

back at the q continuem Big Q plugs the hole, and nobody notices a few misplaced galatic items, such as a pulsar in order with pluto, the mutara nebula is in Krenim space, a Romulan warship got thrown to the far side of the Gamma quadrant, and Wesley Crusher got thrown onto the Defiant.

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

OK then this is a silly story

Dax thanks Quark for the use of the comm unit and contacts the starfleet headquarters in the Trillian captital Trajan...

Starfleet this is Lt. Ezri Dax come in please...

Silence and then a crakle and then a voice...

"Yes Ezri I think we can guess why your calling"

"The ano-"
"The Anomaly... yes"

"So everything is OK then"

a pause...

"yes - thankyou Starfleet out"

The transmission was hastily cut.

Ezri turned to Quark who - of course was near by...

"Quark, I don't like the sound of this"
"Neither do I - you haven't even ordered"
"Quark!"
"Don't yell at ME Lieutenant... its your dream"

Ezri sat straight up in bed, she was still on DS9.

"Julian!" she said out loud.

fade out.

OK, so I'm still writing a normal story - oh well...

Andrew

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Julian rolled over and looked at her. "Yes, Ezri?"

Dax looked at Julian next to her in the bed, thought for a moment, then screamed.

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

YOU'RE NOT MORN!

Bashir: All this time we were making love, you were thinking of Morn?

Dax: All this time? You didn't last very long at all!

*Bashir glares at her for a minute or two then replies*.....

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The line must be drawn here, this far, no further. Picard, First Contact

The line has to be drawn here, this far and no further. Quark, Dogs of War

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Although that was bloody funny - wasn't Julian on the Defiant...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

*wonders when the Borg are gonna show up*

This is a collective story, after all...

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Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Bashir's presence on DS9 is explained easily enough, him and Morn got switched when the galactic plug was pulled. Morn is now sitting in the Defiants Sickbay.

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Omega: You want the Borg, you got the Borg!
(although I know I'm taking a horrible risk doing it this way...)

Meanwhile, First of Two regains consciousness, only to find himself disconnected from the collective and lying on the floor of one of Quark's holosuites, looking up into the eyes of...

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

the son of Q. He snaps his fingers and...

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

I am so loving this ...

(story cont...)

turns Julian into Morn.

Meanwhile, back at the Defiant ....

Kira: Receiving a transmission, Captain.
Sisko: Put on speakers Colonel.

"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated.. we will add your biological and technological destinctiveness to our own... Resistance is Futile.."

Sisko: Ya.. but what do you really want??

Borg: Truthfully .. all we want is Julian Bashir and Morn...

Sisko: Morn?? Why??

Borg: HE's handsome ...

Kira: You've got to be kidding!!!

From the Borg cube which was now coming into view... a energy bolt shot forth and struck the Defiant, causing power relay and monitors to spark and explode.

Borg: You must comply ...

....

Q Continuum:

Q1: Now this is entertainment..

with a snap of his fingers.. the Enterprise E appeared..

Q1: Ahh.. mon capitaine has arrived ...

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited December 18, 1999).]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Suddenly Julian and Morn appeared on the Defiant's bridge (no doubt from the meddlings of the Q) then they were gone then they were back again... although this time there was only one figure... it was Juliorn - the combination of Julian Bashir and Morn...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Ande he calls himself Captain Juliorn, and is a little too frisky.

Captain Juliorn: "Ensign, can you handle the Captain's Log?"

Ensign: "Is it Supple-mentary?"

When, at that exact moment, a herd of Targ come racing through the bridge and devour...

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited December 19, 1999).]

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

...the captain's log.

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"'...This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased. Deny it!' cried the Spirit stretching out its hand towards the city. 'Slander those who tell it ye! Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end!'"
-Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Worf grimaces and nearly passes out! while the targ dissappear and Juliorn contorts fades and Lieutenant George Primmin - Odo's nemesis from season 1 - appears...

Primmin: "Wesley?"

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Odo: Wesley? You mean Wesley Crusher? Where is that sonofabitch? He may have been able to take over one show completely, but I'll be damned if I let him take over this one. Come here you...COME HERE!

While the chase is happening, Kira walks in, sees them and shouts.....

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Worf: He is an overgrown child and she is...confused.

O'Brien: It could still work.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Hands OFF my ODO!

Primmin starts convulsing and turns into... Michael Eddington...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

...who phasers Wesley on the grounds that he is "worse than the Borg".

Posted by Lt. Tom on :

*cut to a scene filled with peasants holding colorful flags*

PEASANTS: Yay.

*cut to...*

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

all of the sudden a flock of african swallows drop cocunuts on worfs head, smashing his skull in.

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

However, now that the swallows are unladen, it is possible for the others to calculate their airspeed velocity, making it a simple matter to phaser them down.

Eddington picks a few of the birds up. "Anyone for a barbecue?" he asks, heading for the mess hall.

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Tripitaka shouts "Monkey!" but Pigsy had already started to devour the bird-kebabs that have started falling from the sky...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Director: CUT! Now, who or what the hell is Tripitaka and Pigsy when it's at home. Stick to the script or you're gone.

Okay, Action! scene starts again

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Worf: He is an overgrown child and she is...confused.

O'Brien: It could still work.

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

ensign gepta walks over the the barbecue and says "hell yeah man, I'd love some barbeque I'm hungry as a wolf!!"

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

While Gepta's eating, A-Ha, Duran-Duran or Glass Tiger (Whoever sang that 'hungry like the wolf' song) come over and rip the food away. "We're hungry like the wolf, dammit. And now we're nobody's."

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Suddenly, the Grateful dead appeared singing "Dire Wolf". Unfortunately, when they sang the line "Don't murder me", Eddington decided, just to be contrary, to phaser them all. A lightning bolt promptly came out of nowhere and vaporized Eddington.

"What the...?!" exclaimed Ensign Oftheweek. "I thought they proved in 2178 that there is no god in the 'lightning bolt zaps you if you do something wrong' sense..."

"True," replied one of the birds on the barbecue grill, "but even the universe cannot tolerate such a blatant obscenity as the destruction of the Grateful Dead."

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

As everything settled down, a rabid stuffed spider came trampling through Ensign Oftheweek's prized Tomato plants, and ate all of the Barbequed food.

Ensign Oftheweek reached in the open picnic basket and...

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Discovered an entire log of SPAM just waiting to be eaten!!

He jumped up and down with unadulterated glee, and then sat down to munch upon it with zest and pure delight when suddenly.....

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"SHOES!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

...eight or nine Vikings singing "Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam" came in, took it away from him, and devoured it in one fell swoop.

Posted by Lt. Tom on :

Frowning, Oftheweek walks over to the replicator to obtain some more Spam.

"Spam."
"There are 42 varieties of Spam on record. Eggs and Spam; eggs, bacon, and Spam; eggs, bacon, sausage, and Spam--"
"Spam. Just plain, normal Spam."

Suddenly, the replicator explodes in the approved manner for a Starfleet control surface. You'd think they'd learn to use fuses or at least stop running the EPS conduits right under the consoles....

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Then:
Bender walks across the screen...

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

...and says: Anybody got any booze for a robot who's down on his luck?

The whole room points him to a bottle of Romulan ale and a barrel of bloodwine. He promptly downs the barrell of bloodwine, takes a swig of the ale, and passes out.

Then, out of nowhere, appears...

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Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Gepta's chillin under some missil toe and ashley judd walks over and kissen him, just then Q snaps his fingers and they both dissapear. everyone is on the DS9 promenade and it's snowing,and father christmas is handing out christmas presents to everyone, even Q!!

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Santa says: "She has kept me out for too long... but her power is diminishing... It is Christmas and soon it will be spring"

something like the lion the witch and the wardrobe

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Meanwhile in the Nexus ...

Christmas was still being celebrated, as J.L Picard opens up his gift given to him by his decease nephew!

"Oh.. a Type 2 Phaser Rifle ... how nice"

....

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- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Picard raises the phaser to his dead Nephew's head - your NOT my NEPHEW! - he was taller had an accent and straight hair - he also played me at a younger age!

"There are FOUR LIGHTS!" ahhh errr

*fires phaser*

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"Its a CLOCK!" - Sisko, "Dramatis Personae" DS9.

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Guinan gave a knock on the Picard resedence-door!

"Jean-Luc .. .What have you done"

J.L Picard answers the door smiling gleefully as he aims the Rifle at the El-Aurian.

"Are you talking to me??!!"

There came a tap on his shoulder; he spun around in a hurry to behold his nephew, again, blankly staring at him... but somthing wasn't right [Twilight Zone theme music], Rene was a klingon!!!

....

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

But luckily for them, Guinan, who was the centre square in the great galactic gameshow 'Omnipotent Squares', let them settle their dispute by playing 'Omnipotent Squares'.

*Begin Funny Theme Song*
*DonPardo* "Welcome to Omnipotent Squares! Our very special guests today are Q, Q2, Quinn, The Q Lady, Trelayn, Guinan, and Gilbert Goddfried!"
...

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 08, 2000).]

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Host: Our two contestants today are: Wesley Crusher and Rene Picard. Rene you won the toss .. who is your Omnipotent celeb.??

Rene: I'll take Tralain.

Host: here's the question Tralain ... How many Vulcans does it take to install a Warp Coil?

Tralain: Well. that is elementary, my man ... 12 .. 1 to actually install it, 11 others to rebind his Katra into that green-blooded little mind of there's!!

Rene: I agree ..

Host: and the X goes to Rene..

[Rene stands, rifle in hand, shooting at the Omnipotent panel - the Panel yawns]

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Trelane waves his hand at the boy, who instantly disappeared. "He shouldn't have misspelled my name..."

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

LOL!

It looks like young Wesley Crusher is the winner...

Miss-Q: mmmmmmm sexy - oh you said WESLEY crusher -ewwwwwwwwwww

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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

isn't Trelane Q's son?

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

In some non-canon books he is.

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Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

are any of the books cannon? I thought Peter David wrote that one, if any books should be cannon they should be those of Peter David.

FTM

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

None of the books are canon, actually.

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"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Q appears and uses some powers he plagerized from the matrix to close everyone's mouths. "can't blab now, can yah?"

Q snaps his fingers data becomes human, the doc from voyager is no longer a hologram, but Janeway is now just a hologram. Wesley is now an emotionless robot, Naomi Wildman is now a borg, and 7 of 9 is now wearing standard starfleet uniform.

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Riker is Telepathic
Troi is a ruthless Captain
Sisko has long hair
Quark runs a mission for homless Bajorans
Harry Kim gets a promotion...

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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Kim gets a promotion?! Now, come on. Don't ruin everything. The story was actually believeable up until you said that! :-)

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited January 11, 2000).]

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

LOL...

Now.. Telane snaps his fingers and Kim is captain and Janeway is the ensign at the Conn, Paris is First officer, the holo-doc is the engineer, B'elanna is Tactical officer, Tuvok is Chef, Neelix is the Doctor, Chakotay is at Ops .. Seven of Nine is a holographic belly-dancer that entertains on the bridge, while Trelane plays piano on an open frequency over the comm channel.

"Just having fun," Trelane says.

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by I, Robot on :

****my kind of action

Torres joins seven dancing for the bridge crew and trelane snaps his fingers again, and they are now both exotic dancers, with nipple piercings

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sup ladies?

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

Ack.. I don't know 'bout that !!

Q steps in:

"Trelane ... this is a terrible misuse of your omnipotence !!"

Trelane: "It is .. but I thought you'd approve?!"

Q snaps his fingers and Picard is dancing too,

Q: "Now that I approve of - well done, mon capitaine - nice moves"

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I feel more like I do now, then when I first got here!! :)

- Alshrim Dax
The Other Dax;

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

Trelane says "I think I like this better" and snaps his fingers, Adam Duritz and the Counting Crows are now at the Front of the bridge, and the crew is sitting on easy chairs in the bridge smoking pot and drinking beer.

-FTM

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Suddenly (ever notice how nothing ever happens gradually in these stories?), Graham Chapman walk in wearing a military uniform. "Right! Stop it! This is getting too silly! Put that out!" He takes one the joints and drops it in the officer's drink. "Now, out! Everybody! Silly, silly, silly!" He snaps his fingers and everyone disappears.

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"The Earl of Sandwich invented the sandwich. Samuel Morse invented the Morse Code. Plato invented the plate."
-Holly, Red Dwarf: "Parallel Universe"

Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

all the of the sudden the aliens attack....and shields, well....shields are down...

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funniest TV quote.....

"A small penis is a clean penis"
-Matt Real World Hawaii

Posted by Alshrim Dax (Member # 258) on :

What ship are we on again... Isn't it Voyager??? wholy confusing..

For the sake of arguement .. let's say we are ..

All omnipotents snap out of the picture as 2 Borg Cubes fly into view ..

Kim (whose captain still): Sheild, arm torpedo and commence evasive maneuvers.
Picard (still in dance garb) Agreed.
Janeway (at conn): aye, captains

Kim: Since your here, captain, I would suggest you go change... we can use your expertise here.

*picard storms off the bridge and into the ready room*

*Bridge in unison point to the turbo lift* : That way!!

Picard: Right then!

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Posted by Gepta001 (Member # 231) on :

just then a Romulan Warbird decloaks and joins the attack against the borg, a communications signal is sent from the romulan ship, It's Spock!!

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Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

Bring Me Captain Janeway, said Spock... Kim looks rather irate - CAPTAIN Janeway!?!

Yes... young man...

Picard walks out wearing a leather skirt... will this do captain!?!

Picard looks at the screen... Ambassador!

Hello Captain, said Spock... I see you're enjoying more of you're Cowboy - or is that cowGIRL diplomacy... *raises eyebrow*

Both ships rock from the effects of phaser fire...

B'Ellana shouts: Barney, incoming - 204 Mark 213 - he's loading photon torpedos!

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