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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

"He's biting that female!"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

CC *Muffled*: gmblm ghr grgrn grrmplkkk!!!!

Translation: Help Us, we're Stuck!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*slowly, the camera pulls back, revealing the world as a giant chess set. Two Gods, one of Pure Darkness, one of Pure Light, stand watching the blissful scene*

Gods: (in unison, each pointing at the other) "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!! This is all YOUR FAULT!!!!!!"

*The camera pulls back even further, revealing that even the Gods are players on a chessboard. It is watched over by a stunning Goddess. She grins, and winks at the camera.*

*Fade to black*

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Brawwfrgghhh....Burecchhh...."
*sound of puke chunks hitting the floor.*

Oh, wait. That's what I would say, sorry.

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

CC, where exactly is that left hand going??

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Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one to leave my enormous fortune to. No one.
~C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

*small grin*

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"SHOES!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I am deeply disturbed by this sight. *shudders*

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"...more people buy Harry Potter novels than the works of Alexander Pope, but that's no measure of their quality."
-Tom Aylward-Nally, December 29, 1999

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

First of Two: Terry Pratchett, isn't it?

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So small,
So innocent, so young, So delicately done
Grown up in your poison.

"Little Baby Swastikkka"
-Skunk Anansie

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Prakesh: since I've never read Terry Pratchett, I have to assume that this idea sprang full-grown from my colossal cranium. Something like Athena and Zeus.

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

*slurp smooch, and other face-sucking noises*
*rustle*
*small sheep pokes its head out of the bag*

"Baa! If you thind THESE kissing sounds are bad, you should have heard the squelching the other night!"

*cymbal crash*

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

CC: Mmmmm...... Linguini?

Jubes: Nope, Ravioli.

CC: Mmmmmm........

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*Time: 9:00am*

CC: Goodbye, sugarmuffin...... *kiss*

Jubes: Goodbye, sweetiepie...... *kiss*

*CC Checks Itinery*

CC: waitaminute, flight leaves at 1930 hrs.... I thought it was leaving at 9:30 in the morning..... Silly me..... Well, Jubes, looks like we've got some extra time with each other, what do you want to do?

Jubes: *GRIN*

CC: *GRIN*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Montgomery (Member # 23) on :

Have you been stalking CC and Jubes with your camera again Frank?

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"I cannot live out that life.
That man is bereft of passion... and imagination!
That is not who I am!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Actually, I was the...uh, bodyguard.

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Frank's Home Page
"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie

Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :

On weekdays, he is part of one of the hottest boy band groups around. On weekends, he is a sex-crazed maniac, ready to hit the sack with ANYONE in arm's length. And his name is...

......JOEY FATONE

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1

RUN AND HIDE YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS!!!!

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Sometimes I run
Sometimes I hide
Sometimes I'm scared of you
But all I really want is to hold you tight
Treat you right, be with you day and night
Baby all I need is time

-Britney Spears

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Commercial Towing Vehicle Nostromo, somewhere in a parallel universe...

Ripley: What the hell is it?
Ash: Frankly, I don't know... It appears to be some kind of parasitic organism... and it appears to have permanently attached itself to his face!
Kane: I told Captain Dallas not to go down that shaft!!!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited January 06, 2000).]

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Last time on Days of Our Lives...

Princess Gina plans to ruin Hope Brady's life by whatever means necessary...

Bo: *voice muffled* Hope, I can't breathe. Can you take your tougne out of my air hole?

Gina as Hope: What's wrong Brady? You said that you wanted me to go deep earlier.

Bo: I meant something else *gag*

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Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling, I need to walk in
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart

-Backstreet Boys

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*ROTFLMAO*@Starbuck!!!!

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I don't know what's scarrier, the fact that I know what he's talking about or the fact that it makes perfect sense...

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"Shoes, yes. Definitely. Shoes."

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

Oopsie...
*suddenly realises the shaft bit could be misconstrued*
What the hell, it's not like making double entendres about the forums' owner is going to get me killed

But I dunno what Jubes is gonna say when she finds out she's been called a facehugger...

Actually, this reminds me of a quote from that John Travolta/Nicolas Cage movie: "I'm gonna take his face off!" *fohcl*

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Epoch (Member # 136) on :

This picture is repulsing and yet somehow attracting.

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Death before Dishonor!
However Dishonor has
quite a disputed defintion.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"...It sickens me, yet I can't look away."

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Jubes and Charles take part in the longest group French kiss...unfortunately it was supposed to be in Taiwan.

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"I suppose you thought I was dead? No such thing. Don't flatter yourselves that I haven't got my eye upon you. I am wide awake, and you give plenty to look at."
Household Words, Aug. 24, 1850
From the Raven in the Happy Family

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And yet he STILL hasn't shaved that bloody beard off.

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"Obesity. Adiposity. Corpulence. Whatever word you use, it represents one thing: being a big fatass."

Geraldo Rivera

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I told him if he shaved the beard, I'd shave my head, and I meant it.

And as for being called a parasitic organism.... I'll extract my revenge later, Star.....

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

In response to: "He's biting that female!"

Yes, but it's good biting.

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"Shoes, yes. Definitely. Shoes."

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

quote:
I don't know what's scarrier, the fact that I know what he's talking about or the fact that it makes perfect sense...

Charles... are you referring to me or Michael_T?

*reads rest of new posts*
LOL@Jubes... shave your head indeed...

Anyone remember that Capcom where I brought up CC's resemblance to Riker? Well here it is again...
Oddly enough he also looks like Tom Skerritt circa Alien, hence the facehugger gag... Sorry Jubes, it had to be done!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :

...and suddenly a black hole appeared between CC and Jubes...

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"All the lonely people, where do they all come from" - Eleanor Rigby, The Beatles.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

...and as you see, this is the unfortunate result of Jim Henson's first try at the two-headed monster.

...Doctors in Southern California have just made a breakthrough in modern Medical Science. They have successfully performed an operation to create the world's first man-made siamese twins!

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"I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy. Alright, give me the bomb" -Ultra Magnus, Fight or Flee

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 08, 2000).]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Narrator: "And once Jubes and Charles had made the Beast With Two Backs, they found no difficulty in making the Beast With No Face."

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Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

[Narratorspeak]
We join our hero, the intrepid Charles Capps, stranded in the most hostile environment known to Man - Suburbia!!!!!
With food supplies running low, Charles and his trusty sidekick - the lovely Jubilee McGann - are forced to find a new source of nutrition... by consuming each other's half-digested breakfast!!!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Oh god, *LOL* Starbuck, that is SICK!! *L*

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

EEEWWWWWWWWWW....... YUCK!

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

I know it's disgusting...
Doubtless they would also try to consume each other later on, but this is a family forum and I shouldn't mention such things...

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

Gah!!!! *L*

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"The battle is raging inside my weary heart
screaming for me to let it all go...
My body is weak and I can't take the struggle anymore...
the love that was here is filled up by anger and rage..." ~FOM

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

"The 'Joy of Sex' couple are reunited, 25 years later."

And after those successful guest shots on Harry Hill too...

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Liam my friend, are truly evil

My hats off to you.

My contribution: (In safari tourist setting): "And here are two of the rarer species of suburban 'wildthings' engadging in ritual mating and preening. If you wait longer they may move to the mating ritual, though in general they prefer to retire to the seclusion of a 'bedroom' for rumpy pumpy".

Tourists: (In wonder) "Ahhhh".

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Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".

Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".

-From some movie.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

"We could mate.... but then I'd have to kill you."

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"SHOES!"

Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :

What I want to know is who's been stalking CC and Jubes... After all, pictures like that do not take themselves.

quote:
I'm a doctor, not a peeping Tom!

Since no-one has ever mentioned any of Jubes' other male acquaintances - and because of her post above - I am forced to wonder if she is really the scary giant praying mantis lady from that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

I took the photo myself...they asked me to, though. :P

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"I'm still amazed at how unintuitive the Windows world is and how it tries to mimic the Mac." - John de Lancie

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

It seems that praying mantis' aren't the only species who eat their males after mating...

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Well, half the reason no one mentions other male acquaintences/ex boyfriends is because some of them are FEMALE.

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Aaahhh!!! My head...starting to explode....too...much...*grunt*....information...AAAHSHAHAH

*Kablooie*

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I bet when Neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would
always end up saying "Don't forget the big heavy eyebrows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky eyebrows too, and then they would get mad and eat the snowman.

-Jack Handey

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

And they don't get mentioned either... more and more suspicious.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by Curry Monster (Member # 12) on :

Am I the only one wondering what Frank was doing with Jubes and CC? And Jubes, did he pay you to take him along? Or.........?

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Samaritan: "A good hot curry will help heal your wounds. That is, unless your religion forbids it".

Man: (Eyes growing wide) "No religion forbids a good hot curry".

-From some movie.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

We couldn't find a ride to the airport.... so we got Frank to help us out.

I'm very glad he came along.... his humor kept me sane when I felt like jumping out the car window.

And _CHARLES_ asked him to take that picture. *glares at Charles*

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"Never meddle in the affairs of dragons...for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup"

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

*sings* Stephanie loves Frank, Stephanie loves Frank.

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Posted by LOA (Member # 49) on :

*LOL*

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

is THIS going to be judged?

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I can resist anything.......
Except Temptation

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Well, I wasn't going to...maybe we should take a vote.

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"I can't remember stuff." - John Linnell

Posted by Mythril (Member # 286) on :

Jubes: "Get it off get it off"

Must stop pictureing Jubes with women.

Great now it is permantly ingrained into my mind.

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I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.