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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Alshrim Dax</b> <br /><small>Member # 258</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,5,13,12,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:12 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ok .. the first one went well... Time to reprise your creative eyes and come up with the Best Worst Trailer ---> For example: Star Trek: X (The Riker Movement) And the trailer Body ---<P>Sorry for not explaining it better First !! <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>Make 'em waky .. make 'em Wild ..<P>If you haven't played before .. see <a href=http://flare.solareclipse.net/Forum5/HTML/000206.html>The Series Trailer Thread</a> for ideas.<P>GOOD LUCK..<P>May the worst one win !!!<P>------------------<BR>-There can be only Nine !! ..mmm.. maybe 10 !!<P>- Alshrim Dax<BR>The Other Dax:<P><p>[This message has been edited by Alshrim Dax (edited February 05, 2000).] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>First of Two</b> <br /><small>Member # 16</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,5,15,9,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:09 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> The RIKER MOVEMENT??!?!?!<BR>er, well, okayyy...<P>*Fade in*<P>*close up of sealed door.*<P>*sounds of J. Frakes moaning and groaning*<P>*Camera pulld back, revealing signage*<P>"Ship's Head"<P>*Watery splash* "PLOP"<P>*Frakesian 'ahhhhh'*<P>Caption: "Star Trek X: The Riker Movement."<P>------------------<BR>Calvin: "No efficiency, no accountability... I tell you, Hobbes, it's a lousy way to run a Universe." -- Bill Watterson<P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jeff Raven</b> <br /><small>Member # 20</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,5,15,38,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:38 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Oh Gawd.....<P>------------------<BR>"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to acheive it through not dying."<BR>Woody Allen <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Saltah'na</b> <br /><small>Member # 33</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,5,15,46,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:46 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Star Trek: Pokemon!!!! This time, the Crew of the Enterprise-E battle something even more dangerous than the Borg, S'ona, or the Dominion Combined!!!!<P><img src="http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/5056/fal99/piccaborg.jpg"><P>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!<P>------------------<BR>"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."<BR>Psychiatrist: "Again." <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Mythril</b> <br /><small>Member # 286</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,5,22,33,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:33 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Star trek: Genocide<P>Our on going mission, to seek out new forms of cute and destroy them. To eradicate the mindless of cute driven minions, To purge the universe of the wretched vile creatures that popuplate teen pop-culture and destory them uterly and totaly.<P>------------------<BR>I am not responsible for the stupidity of other people.<P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,6,4,16,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:16 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Troi: *walking onto the bridge* "Where's the captain?"<P>Riker: "He wanted too much money, so he's an admiral now and not on the ship."<P>Troi: "Oh. What about Data?"<P>Riker: "He got tired of being typecast as an android, so we finally let him become human. Then he forgot, tried to fight a Klingon, and... well..."<P>Troi: "Ouch. Speaking of Klingons, why isn't Worf showing up about now?"<P>Riker: "Well, he was getting tired of the role, too, so he's staying in his job on Qo'noS."<P>Troi: "Uh... And Geordi?"<P>Riker: "Remember how he was introduced to show that there are still disabled people in the future? Well, now that he's got his eyes back, there really wasn't any reason to keep him around."<P>Troi: "Crusher?"<P>Riker: "Unfortunate hair dye mishap."<P>Troi: "Hm... So I guess that just leaves you and me, eh?"<P>Riker: "Actually, I've been meaning to talk to you about that..."<P><center><font size=5>Star Trek X: The Riker Frontier</font></center><P>------------------<BR>Lisa: "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."<BR>Bart: "Not if you called them 'stench blossoms'..."<BR>-<I>The Simpsons</I> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Justin_Timberland</b> <br /><small>Member # 236</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,6,5,45,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:45 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *Fade In*<P>Ship's computer: All personel, evacuate the ship. This is not a drill.<P>*exploding conduits and consoles*<P>On the bridge of the Vanderbilt Class USS Carnegie...<P>Commander Onnatop: Captain, we have now commenced the evacuation of the ship. <P>Captain Wil Riker: Good, let's go to the Diplomatic shuttle then ourselves. <P>Onnatop: But sir, doesn't the captain go down with the ship?<P>Riker: You've got to be kidding? That phrase was just a load of bull and there's no way I'm going to die here!<P>Just then the ship rocked, everyone fell to the floor. <BR>Riker then stares at the Breen ship as it fires directly on the bridge. He then sees his entire sex life flash before his eyes...<P>Star Trek: The Riker Sex Life Experience<P>------------------<BR>Sometimes I run<BR>Sometimes I hide<BR>Sometimes I'm scared of you<BR>But all I really want is to hold you tight<BR>Treat you right, be with you day and night<BR>Baby all I need is time<P>-Britney Spears <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>AndrewR</b> <br /><small>Member # 44</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,6,7,24,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">07:24 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> TSN that was so bloody hilarious! heh heh.<P>*huh hmm*<P>Star Trek: Gand*<P>Fast move in - through the Bajoran system - passed several cargo ships + one or two Klingon or federation ships - move into DS9 closer closer - then into ops...<P>then you here voices...<P>Sisko: Ganda<BR>Ezri: Gander<BR>Sisko: GANDA!<BR>Ezri: GanDER!<BR>Sisko: Gander...<BR>Ezri: Ganda - <BR>Sisko: HA! thankyou<BR>Ezri: *thinks* *nose crinkles up* ooh Benjamin!<BR>Sisko: Got you old man!<P>Role end credits...<P>------------------<BR>"...it might be easier to study<BR> ancient societies from distant orbit than it might be to sit next to the<BR> Guardian of Forever with a tricorder." - Baloo, January 2000 <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sol System</b> <br /><small>Member # 30</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,7,3,22,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:22 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *The bridge of a starship. Spacious. Effecient. Blue?*<P>"There are two Romulan warbirds out there. Where are they? What's that? That's right, they're cloaked. What do you think we should do, Blue?"<P>"Rooowww rowwwf roowwwf"<P>"Blue says we should reconfigure the deflector array to emit an antiproton beam. Ok, let's do it."<P>Announcer voice: "Courage. Honor. Clues. Star Trek: Blue's Clues, coming soon to a theater near you."<P>------------------<BR>"20th Century, go to sleep."<BR>--<BR>R.E.M.<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Justin_Timberland</b> <br /><small>Member # 236</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,7,3,43,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:43 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I'm posting this for Michael_T since he is upgrading his computer...<P><BR>*Music from TOS begins*<P>Space, the babe frontier...<P>These are the sexcapades of William T. Riker...<P>His eternal mission, to seek out lots of babes...<P>To boldly get laid like no man has done before...<P>STAR TREK: BONDAGE<P>*credits roll*<P>Johnathan Frakes as "Master" Wil Riker<P>Spice Williams as Verina "Bullwhip" Sadistica<P>Johan Paulik as Nilo "Cabinboy" Derier<P>Famken Jensen as Mistress Olaubousan<P>Tyra Banks as Denlia Ohhhhhhhhh<P>Denise Richars as Dr. Chrismas "Probe-Happy" Jones<P>With special guest stars...<P>Heather Locklear as Amanda "Da Slut" Shlong<P>and Hillary Clinton as herself<P>*End of music*<BR><P>------------------<BR>Sometimes I run<BR>Sometimes I hide<BR>Sometimes I'm scared of you<BR>But all I really want is to hold you tight<BR>Treat you right, be with you day and night<BR>Baby all I need is time<P>-Britney Spears <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Black Knight</b> <br /><small>Member # 134</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,7,22,42,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:42 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> OH god! These are so hilarious! I can't believe i've never visited this forum before!<P>------------------<BR>Navigator-"Heading, Sir?"<BR>Kirk-"Out there...somewhere...out thatta-way."--Star Trek: TMP<P><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Starbuck</b> <br /><small>Member # 153</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,1,9,4,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">February 09, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:49 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <I>EXT Deep space. The USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E hangs silently in front of a beautiful, psychedelically-coloured nebula. Suddenly, the sound of an engine turning over shatters the obligatory soft orchestral muzak. Naturally, it doesn't start.</I><P>LAFORGE [v/o]<BR>Bloody hell!<P><I>CUT TO Main Engineering. LAFORGE, DATA and BARCLAY stand around the "pool table"</I><P>BARCLAY [camp]<BR>Oh, that is SO annoying!<P>LAFORGE [irritated]<BR>Why the hell isn't it working??<P><I>DATA thumps the "pool table" in frustration</I><P>DATA [majorly pissed off]<BR>Dammit!<P><I>CUT TO the Bridge. RIKER is pacing up and down furiously. The new HELM OFFICER - a TRILL - is drumming her fingers on the console.</I><P>PICARD [to RIKER]<BR>Will you cut that out? It's seriously getting on my nerves!<P>HELM OFFICER<BR>Ooh, don't you just find this so irritating?<P><I>FADE TO title montage. Orchestral music reaches a rousing crescendo.</I><P><B>Star Trek X: The Vexed Generation<BR>Coming Soon To A Cinema Near You</B><P>------------------<BR>"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"<P>Edited to fix an italics bleed <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><BR><p>[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited February 09, 2000).] <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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