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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
(Admin- please close last thread Word Association VI)

mmmm... Spiced Rummmm....

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
The other one didn't reach 200 yet. Methinks thou jumpeth the gun.

Word: Impatience.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Me waiting through 3 hours of rain for the Indy 500

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
*points* HA-Ha!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
*backhands Tahna Los*

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
*backhands the 359*
(and by the way, I thought it was supposed to be closed before it reached 200.)
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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide


[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited May 31, 2000).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Martina Hingis (*drool*) Ahem...

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Mila Jovovich (*drools*)

She models, she sings, she acts, she gets naked! (Okay, so the acting part wasn't so great. Bad movie.)

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Which, The Fifth Element? I thought it was pretty good...

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Frank's Home Page
June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"I usually feature the accordion on three or four songs every album, which is three or four more accordion-based songs than most Top 40 albums have." - Weird Al Yankovic

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Boron.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Bruce Willis

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Moonlighting
*now that was a show people forget he was in*

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Oh, that was "boron"... At first I thought he called Frank a moron... *L*

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
[Ren Mode]
STIMPY! You IDIOT!
[/Ren Mode]

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Houseflies the size of quarters

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Mosquitoes with landing lights

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Falls don't hurt. It's the sudden stop when you reach the bottom that hurts.
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Fireflies.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The Hindenburg.

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
[British accent]
I'm a firestarter, a twisted firestarter
[/British accent]

(from a song by the Prodigy)

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Prodigy: better than teen pop, synth hardcore

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Smack My Bitch Up!

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Mike Tyson?

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
I'm reminded of a time a couple years ago when I was editor of my high school's newspaper. Our music reviewer wanted to mention the song "Smack My Bitch Up". He had even censored it to "B****". However, the faculty advisor wouldn't let us put it in. Apparently he felt that, if a song needed to be censored, it probably shouldn't be in there to begin with (bear in mind, I'm talking about a Catholic school here...). Anyway, the funny part is that he made some passing comment about how the paper didn't "need any of this 'stroke it to the east, stroke it to the west'", or such.

Of course, it's even funnier if actually know the guy, but I think the quote stands pretty well on its own. :-)

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Elim Garak (Member # 14) on :
 
"Uhm, yessss...."

That's what comes to mind.
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Megatron and that annoying "Yeesss" thing......

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"At leazzt thizz time, Wazzzpinator have company!"

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*Gollumspeak* "Yessss, Preccccioussss..."

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Clairol shampoo commercials

And "Smack my Bitch Up" is not a song, it's an ideal. A very bad one but it's an aquired taste.

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"Life's a bitch, then you die"
-USS Luzon, Vanderbuilt Class starship



 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
I can feel it tingling
 
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
*insert lewd sexual comment here*

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Michael and Justin

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Michael and Janet

(Jackson, that is)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Jackson Browne.

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
James Brown

"Ow! I feel good! I knew that I would."

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Charlie Brown.

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Woodstock

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Max Yasgur.

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Yogurt.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
"May the Schwartz be with you."

Spaceballs the tee-shirt
Spaceballs the lunchbox
Spaceballs the flame thrower

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Funny Ultra, very funny. I'm sure that Justin would laugh also...

"May whatever God you believe in, have mercy on your soul"

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"Life's a bitch, then you die"
-USS Luzon, Vanderbuilt Class starship



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Me, apparently not getting any mercy.

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Merci boucoup!

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
ARGH! Deja vu! Thanks a lot...

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Strip Joint

(Deja Vu is the name of a Strip Club around here)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Bowline.

(strip) joint -> marijuana -> hemp -> rope -> knots -> bowline :-)

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Bowfinger

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Goldfinger

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
GoldenEye

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Damn Eric Serra. They picked him to suceed Barry? Morons.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
John Clease

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Basil !
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"Mini-Me....could you please stop humping the laser? Why don't you and the laser get a fricking room?!"

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Zip it.

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Ziploc

(BTW, 359. There is a Deja Vu strip Joint up here, too. It's probably almost as common of a name as Fuzzy Grape.)

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Freezer Burn

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Batman and Robin

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"From where I'm sitting now, the plot is manacled to a monorail with a GPS system stapled to its buttocks."
- Jim Wright, about 'Unimatrix Zero'

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Worst Batman movie.

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Why did they cast Ahmhold Show-warrzenegger as Mr Freeze anyway?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Money

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
It's a hit.

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"This is Major Tom to ground control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way. And the stars look very different today..."
-David Bowie, "Space Oddity"
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
What the f*** do you want?
10 Million dollars?
Get the f*** outta here.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited June 06, 2000).]
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
-So how much would this piece cost?
-Aah, ah just sold it for five million dollars...
-Get the fuck outta here!
-No, I can't, 'cause I sold it here myself!

(What quote, folks?)

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
three hundred million dollars!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Early Retirement.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Bill Gate's wife

(She was a former Microsoft VP)

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If I the soul and the body are the same, and the soul dies with the body, how can I think such a thing?
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Did it for the money.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
did it for the sake of "doin' it"

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Nike: Just Do It.

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Sweatshops.

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Falls don't hurt. It's the sudden stop when you reach the bottom that hurts.

 


Posted by KXZ (Member # 119) on :
 
Kathy Lee Gifford

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"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard"
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Regis

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (when you can be a billionaire)?

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Falls don't hurt. It's the sudden stop when you reach the bottom that hurts.

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Doctor Evil: "Why make trillions when we can make billions?"

Scott Evil: "A trillion is more than billion numbnuts."

-Austin Powers 2

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
I meant in metric.
 
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Something many Americans never learn

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If I the soul and the body are the same, and the soul dies with the body, how can I think such a thing?
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Sympathy.

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
*creeps in for a few seconds*

Nimrod: was it in Beverly Hills Cop, erm, 3? Axel + Balkie?

"That's the largest tractor collection I've seen in my entire life!"

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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"Is that your final answer?"

Too right!! Except it was the first movie, where he talked to Serge for the first time.

"In tonight's special: Eddie Murphy, Ted danson, Chevy Chase...When did they stop being funny?"

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
When does the hurting stop?!?

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
The hoiting, the hoiting. Cut, print, that's a wrap

Mr. Producer, Animaniacs

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"If you take the word 'animal', and switch the 'n' and 'm', you get 'aminal'. Now, that's humor."

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"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Nominal

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Optimum

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Sterling Moss

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
a pound of green goo

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Gak

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Nick at Nite

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
USA Up All Night

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Big- Breasted ditzy hostess

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Hooters restaurant.

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"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Strip Joint (again)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 

-What Kind of cigarette is that?

-Joint.

-They must not make them very well, it stinks

-The Jerk

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
The Tick

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Spoon!
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Eating utinsil.

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Spell Checker

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Word Perfect

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
-We wanna keep away the niggers...
-SIR, YOU ARE TALKING TO A NIGGER!!!

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Uh.....yeah.....

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"No no no....Don't shoot him! It will only make him mad..."

*recognizes a Blazing Saddles quote when he sees one*

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"Don't aim at me, aim at them!"

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
(actually, I believe that was a "The Jerk" quote, not "Blazing Saddles")

"Save me! Save me! Hurt them! Hurt them!"
"Yes, yes, Save them, save them, hurt you hurt you. Got it."

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Poor Guy

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
*sings*
Nothing you could do
Could make me untrue
To My Guy (My Guy)(My Guy)

------------------
Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Whoopi Goldberg.

------------------
"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by KXZ (Member # 119) on :
 
Whoopy Cushion

------------------
"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard"
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Fart

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Captain, I do not believe 'Whoever smelt it dealt it' is a logical arguement."

I'm sure that quote is wrong, but someone once wrote a CapCom entry to that effect... :-)

------------------
"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
"I don't want to disappoint you
I'm not here to anoint you
I would lick your feet
But is that the sickest move?
I wear my own crown and sadness and sorrow
And who'd have thought tomorrow could be so strange?
My loss, and here we go again"

------------------
"While it is true that 15% of home accidents are caused by large penis related incidents, only a small number have ever been known to be fatal."
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"!


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
(I seem to remember myself writing that or something similar to that, TSN.)

Fetish

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Boba
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Bob Sagat

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The Olsen trolls. Erm... twins.

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"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Lawn Gnomes

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Constantinople Gals...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Istanbul, not Constantinople

------------------
June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"Trekkies like to claim that Star Trek is 'hard science fiction'...in some extreme cases, they even go so far as to claim that it's all technologically feasible! Do they say this because they've analyzed the events of Star Trek for scientific accuracy? Not a chance - most of them don't know a coulomb from a joule, or the difference between Young's Modulus and Dave's burger special." - Mike Wong
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Byzantine.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Empire.

------------------
"I know the whole bible! The New and Used Testaments!"
-Thurgood Stubbs, The PJs
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
The World is Not Enough

Ironically, I'm watching it as I type and notice a female Watcher from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer...

------------------
If I the soul and the body are the same, and the soul dies with the body, how can I think such a thing?
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Titan AE

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 11, 2000).]
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
I GOTTA SEE THAT MOVIE!!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Badlands

(The previews show something that looks exactly like the badlands, not to mention using the Stargate theme.)

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
People who post while I am and just barely beat me out.

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"Are you alright? You sure? 'Cause you just went through a wall."
-Detective Drycoff, Gone in 60 Seconds

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited June 11, 2000).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Split second

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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Butt Crack

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
How do you get butt crack from split second?

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"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Split-second -> Split Open -> Cracked Open -> Butt Crack

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
 
Pull your pants up! I don't need to see that!

------------------
7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Just say no to Crack...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Just say "No" to crap.

------------------
"Are you alright? You sure? 'Cause you just went through a wall."
-Detective Drycoff, Gone in 60 Seconds
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
Just say Whoa. Just like Keeanu.
 
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
I know Kung Fu

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
I know him too. I saw him at McDonalds last Thursday.

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June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"Trekkies like to claim that Star Trek is 'hard science fiction'...in some extreme cases, they even go so far as to claim that it's all technologically feasible! Do they say this because they've analyzed the events of Star Trek for scientific accuracy? Not a chance - most of them don't know a coulomb from a joule, or the difference between Young's Modulus and Dave's burger special." - Mike Wong
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Next Friday

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Porch

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Corvette

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Corset

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
wonderbra!

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Victoria's Secret (She's a man!)

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Jerry

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Geri.

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
The Spice Girl who Split.

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Banana Split

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*shudder* Wesley Crusher.

------------------
"Are you alright? You sure? 'Cause you just went through a wall."
-Detective Drycoff, Gone in 60 Seconds
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Redshirt

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

(-=\V/=-)
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Kirk: "Oh my God, they've killed a random nameless redshirt!"

McCoy: "Those bastards."

------------------
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
City on the Edge of Forever quote

Stan: Oh my god, Kenny.... killed.... Death?
Kyle: You... Bastard?
Kenny: *Sucks on an Ice Cream Cone*

(Yes I know it's a Star Trek Episode, but It's also a South Park Spoof Episode where some random kid in a red shirt exits the bus only to get eaten by a giant monster.... sound familiar?)

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Tongue-in-cheek

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
On a blanket with my baby,
is where I will beee...

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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
One more lonely night

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
You're not alone.

Well, I mean, apparently you are, but, uh... you're not the only one. So, um... You're not alone in your loneliness. Despite being alone. Um... Yeah.

------------------
"Are you alright? You sure? 'Cause you just went through a wall."
-Detective Drycoff, Gone in 60 Seconds
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
...about the most wonderful thing about tiggers is, I'm the only one, yes I-I'm the only one! Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!

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Well I'm a Bada$$ cowboy living in a cowboy day wicky-wicky-wak yo yo bang bang
me and Artemus Clydefrog go save Selma Hayek from the big metal spider
Wicky-wicky-wak wicky-wicky-wicky-wak
Bada$$ cowboy from the West Si-yiide



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
"... all alone in the night."

- Babylon 5, season 1 and 2 intro.

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
"In the Pale Moonlight"

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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Once In A Blue Moon

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
*sings* "Bluuuuue mooooooon...!"

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Those annoying mice from "Babe"

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Talking Pig

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
MR. Ed

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Of course, of course...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
A claw is a claw...and nobody has seen a talking claw...unless that claw is the famous...MR. KLAW!

------------------
June is National Accordion Awareness Month.
"And as we all know, 454 Okudagrams equals an Okudapound." - Rick Sternbach
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Saw

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
I Saw That!!!!

------------------
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
I Know What You Did Last Summer.

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt.....mmmmmmmmmmm

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Agreed.

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Ditto (the Pokemon)

------------------
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Zapdos (my favourite Pok�mon)

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Farfetch'd (MY favorite Pokemon)

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
My favourite Pokemon is a dead Pokemon

(Also, I third Matt and Tim's statement )

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Falls don't hurt. It's the sudden stop when you reach the bottom that hurts.

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
DigiMon (cheap rip-off)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Grizzly Bear, I choose you!"

- From a Severe beating of a Pokemon, by Adam Sandler

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Tom Green

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Green Day

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Day of the Dead
(a movie about finals week?)

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
School's Out - Alice Cooper

(That reminds me... I should put that song on a tape and blast it after my dad goes to work tomorrow... School's out!)

------------------
"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
 
"curiouser and curiouser"---Alice in Wonderland
 
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Jabberwocky

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Reference Question.

(No kidding. Some lady asked me to find the poem "Jabberwocky"'s full text for her today.)

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Library

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The Fountain of Knowledge.

------------------
"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :
 
"I am the passenger. And I ride and I ride."

------------------
"Twentieth century go and sleep.
Really deep. We won't blink
Your eyes are burning holes through me.
I'm not scared I'm outta here.
I'm not scared. I'm outta here.
--
R.E.M.
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Please?

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Hi ho Silver!

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
"And every time I hear it, I say TONTO, DON'T GO TO TOWN!"
-Bill Cosby

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
The multiple incarnations of The Cosby Show

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Me, Myself, & Irene

------------------
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Its kinda crowded in my mind...

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Collective

------------------
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Swedish

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Damn ark.

------------------
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"

- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Denmark

------------------
Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - On that annoying Tripod server.


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Germany

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
World War II

------------------
Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!

[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited June 17, 2000).]
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Dark Helmut

------------------
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"I bet she gives great helmet!"

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"This ship is too big! If I walked, the movie would be over!"

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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"10...9...8...7...5..."
"Hey! What happened to 6?!"
"Just kidding! 6...5...4...3...2...1...0...Have A Nice Day!"
"Thank you!"
*Boom*

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
*Federation Computer Voice*

Good luck on you mission. This Type 9 Class 2 shuttle will self-destruct in 15 seconds. Please evacuate now, there will be no further audio warning.

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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"

James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."

The World is Not Enough

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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