Turntables
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
[This message has been edited by The359 (edited June 18, 2000).]
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
And where did "turntable" come from? That wasn't the last entry in the other thread...
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
And to that I say... John Woo.
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I'm not an atheist, I'm a maybeist�
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
("I know Kung Fu!")
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
(The most expensive Pokemon TCG card)
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
(A collector shop here got robbed of $1,200 worth of Pokemon cards.)
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
Sloppy Joe Missle Bitch
(Slobadon Milosevic)
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
(Or Ziggy Stadust, couldn't decide which...)
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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It's not my birthday
It's not today
It's not my birthday so why do you lunge out at me?
--
They Might Be Giants
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! I'll give you a cookie.
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
(First time I watched it, i thought it was a good horror movie. Second time I watched it, I laughed my ass off.)
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
(that movie's just plain creepy)
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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
Fan 1:
"What does Q eat for breakfast?"
One child fan to another:
"I bet he eats spiders for breakfast!"
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
(Not the recent movie, but another one made over seven years ago, I was 10 or 11 at the time and it scarred me for days.)
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
::Hands him a tissue::
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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It's not my birthday
It's not today
It's not my birthday so why do you lunge out at me?
--
They Might Be Giants
****
Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! I'll give you a cookie.
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
Pink Lemonade or Pink Triangles...hmmm...
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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FuckU-FuckMe: Changing the feel of communication:
"What kinds of security controls does FuckU-FuckMe offer?
All FuckU-FuckMe users can control whom they connect to on an individual basis. There's no need to go to a public reflector. "
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Prakesh's Star Trek Site
Amy Jo Johnson or Catherine Sutherland.... Hmmm...
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 24, 2000).]
She's not a babe. Really.
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
(Kate Mulgrew in "Throw Momma Off The train")
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
(that's how that mouse was able to be so fast)
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
Giant people and the little people who love them
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 26, 2000).]
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
And now to continue with our regularly scheduled program:
Women... Can't live with them, can't live without them...
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 26, 2000).]
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Welcome to Slayerfest 98!
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
(hopefully you know what that means...)
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
[This message has been edited by Altair (edited June 28, 2000).]
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"When you realized that your website is your business and your software can't handle the traffic, that was an epiphany."
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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Sisko: "We run alright, run right at them."
Smiley: "Ah, Pattern Suicide."
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!
------------------
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 30, 2000).]
[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited June 30, 2000).]
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited June 30, 2000).]
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
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Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..."
The World is Not Enough
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
Why? In the new Punisher series, in Issue #3 (or maybe it was 4, it doesn't really matter to the story) Frank Castle gets chased by mobsters through a zoo, after losing his gun. Cornered, he jumps into the polar bear habitat, follwed by the bad guys. Then, Frank punches a polar bear, turns around, and escapes. The polar bears find the bad guys, and think they're Frank.
Hilarity ensues.
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
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"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"
Apparently, I haven't been missing much by not watching SNL... *L*
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"How many Libraries of Congress per second can your software handle?"
-Avery Brooks, IBM commercial
(I hope Canadians don't really have to wear bear suits just to pick up women...)
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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
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Oh, I checked, and it's Punisher #4.
And it's "Cuddly. Lovable. Docile. That won't do at all."
I can't wait until Castle meets The Holy. That's my kinda priest.
Oh, back to word association...
"Fostah's. Ostrahlyan for Beeyah."
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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited July 02, 2000).]
"'Head them off at the PASS?!?' I HATE that clich�!!" ------------------ [This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited July 03, 2000).]
------------------ James Bond- "I'm sure that they are very well rounded..." The World is Not Enough
------------------ - G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5. *federal agents appear and pin Altair down with guns drawn* Agent 1: We have a terrorist here attempting to hijack a plane!!!! Agent 2: Interrogate him. Ask him about what he knows of Charles Capps. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited July 03, 2000).]
------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ -I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes.
Although I still think you overreacted over my post. We WERE talking beer. Try to blend your feelings in with a word association next time like the rest of us, okay? Can we get on with the show here??? ------------------ �on Flux, "Thanatophobia" ------------------ ------------------ Unnecessary Interuptions ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ - G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5. ------------------ ------------------ - G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5. ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ She performed the theme song, and I haven't forgiven her since... ------------------ -I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes. ------------------ �on Flux, "Thanatophobia" ------------------ ------------------ The CD soundtrack to "The World Is Not Enough" for only $9.99! Compare that to $11.99 at record stores... ------------------ -I'm an 18 year old Filipino student in the Los Angeles area looking for a steady boyfriend to compensate for very healthy sexual appetite. Must be white, blond, and have blue eyes. ------------------ ------------------ Back to the WA: Steven Jekyll (if there is such a person) ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ �on Flux, "Thanatophobia" And no, I haven't built a big 20-inch Connie refit in many years. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Shik (edited July 07, 2000).]
------------------ - G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5. ------------------ ------------------ - G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5. ------------------ [This message has been edited by TSN (edited July 07, 2000).]
Back to the WA Be careful, there are a lot of things in there that don't react well to guns -Sean Connery "Hunt for Red October(Kracniy Oktyabr)" ------------------ I am not sure where that quote came from but it sounded like Sean Connery ------------------ ------------------ Word Associations? - 501 replies, started by Ultra Magnus Word Association, part II - 496 replies, started by Charles Capps Word Association: The Next Generation - 317 replies, started by Jeff Raven Word Association: Keep It Going - 211 replies, started by Charles Capps Word Association: And on, and on, and on, and on... - 199 replies, started by Charles Capps Word Association: The Next Generation - 219 replies, started by Charles Capps (not to be confused with the previous "The Next Generation") Word Association: Series V - 202 replies, started by Fabrux Word Association VI: The Undiscovered Country - 197 replies, started by Saiyanman Benjita Word Association VII (of nine) - 198 replies, started by Saiyanman Benjita Word Association VIII (No corny catch phrases here!) - 181 replies (including this one), started by The359 So, in reality, this is in fact the 10th Word Association Thread, not the 8th! And, counting up the replies (plus adding 10 for the starters of each thread), we have a grand total of 2731 posts of Word Association! Next Word In Line: WOW! ------------------ [This message has been edited by The359 (edited July 07, 2000).]
(The first words I ever said to my ex-girlfriend Vanessa when I was intorduced to her) ------------------ ------------------ But back to the WA... "Mama..suck...suck" -Liar Liar ------------------ WA entry as follows: "Hi, I'm Plenty!" ------------------ Famke Janssen: ... Xenia Onatopp James Bond: Onatopp... Famke Janssen: Onatopp James Bond: Well, the pleasure is all mine. [This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited July 08, 2000).]
Homer: "Oh, sorry. Here's another one." James Bond: "What's this card? 'Rules for Draw and Stud Poker'?" ------------------ *Homer getting a soda out of a machine* ------------------ "Who are YOU??" "The name's Monroe..JAMES Monroe...& here's a taste of the Monroe DOCtrine!" **BLAM** ------------------ "Be careful... Some things in the warp core don't react well to phaser fire." ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ ------------------ I think this also applies to this thread, as it is getting close to 200 replies. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Altair (edited July 08, 2000).]
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
In what way did I "act as my name", pray tell?
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
What the hell is going on here? I've been out for a few hours and come back to this!
Cigar Girl- "Would you like to check my figures?"
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
Hi Jack!
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Acting like your name"...your name's Nimrod.....:::throws up hands::: Never mind. it was an allegorical inference made in my distaste to the parroting of so-called "pop culture"...
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Nimrod was a well-reputed biblical hunter and emperor...
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
I know that...but you've never called someone a nimrod?
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
I've called my sisters Nimrods in front of my mother, but then again I met my mother's shoe heal for that...
Personal Ad # 74913
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Nimrod, as a curse, was originally meant to implicate a poor hunter with poor timing, so I was a bit confused.
Someone said hijack, I say U.S Marshals
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
I've never called anyone a nimrod since I found out what it really meant... :-)
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
I've never called someone "Son of a Bitch" since my wife told me she was a bitch. One kid is enough.
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
*AHEM*
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Coitus interruptus
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Onan, another old biblical dude... *L*
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
Genesis
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Absolute Terror Field
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
F-22 ATF
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Zumwalt
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Zoom Zoom
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
All I wanna do is a zoom-zoom-zoom....
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
Sheryl Crow
*man, I hate her*
7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
Tomorrow Never Dies
Personal Ad # 74913
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Mississippi.
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Four-Eyes.
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
Watch your f***ing mouth, WATCH YOUR F***ING MOUTH!!!
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
Watch for falling prices at WalMart...
Personal Ad # 74913
Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
That damned yellow smilely face.
It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Steven Hyde
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Saiyanman: What? Four-Eyes isn't meant to be a dirty joke. It's a gag towards those who wear glasses. Not that it should be offensive anyway.
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :
the old classic of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
Dumbest movie: Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Spaceballs
"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Fuck! Even in the future, nothing works!"
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"I'll NEVER get used to the 31st Century! Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch??"
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
Wait until you see Archduke Chocula.
Frank's Home Page
"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer
Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
Used to love Count Chocula Cereal.
"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."
Posted by KXZ (Member # 119) on :
What my mom never let me eat
"Contact in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... more or less."
-Tal Celes "Good Shepard"
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/7647/
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Glue.
Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Bastard nacelles...!!" (usually followed up with "Why the fuck won't you goddamned stay where the FUCK I goddamned well TELL you to?!?")
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
Bash kit
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
Holy Sword Of Bashing
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
Bad kitbashing
The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
Frankenstein
"Do you want to be President?"
"Yes."
"Put you hand on the book and say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Good, done. Let's eat!"
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
Captain Fred: "Frankenstein?!"
Ringo: "I used to date his sister."
Captain Fred: "His sister?"
Ringo: "Yeah, Phyllis."
-Yellow Submarine
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
*Tahna-I know what four-eyes is. I've been called that enough in my life (especially by my wife at an astounding rate of 2.3 times a day), I was just retorting angrily (for fun, of course) with that lovely quote from Face-off*
Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."
Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
"Carry a badge?"
"Yes..."
"Carry a gun."
"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
Just doing a little checking of previous Word Association Posts, and found that we aren't really at the 8th Word Association! Whoops! Here's a rundown of our previous WAs and how many replies they had:
"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Those are really nice tits. I'd like t'suck 'em."
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
And she let you live??
"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
She must be a really cool chick!
It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :
Faster, pussycat, kill! Kill!
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"Live?" She blew me that night! Girl nigh well turned out t'be a clinical nymphomaniac. I haven't seen her in 10 years....well, in PERSON; I found nude shots of her on the wwweb. Ain't porn newsgroups grand?
"...Yes, I'm sure you ARE..."
"Plenty O'Toole...!"
"Named after your father, no doubt..."
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
James Bond: And your name is...
------------------
The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love
Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
James Bond: "Joker! You were supposed to take those out of the deck."
Frank's Home Page
"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer
Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
lol
*Bond runs for the door*
Scorpio: Get him!
*Homer tackles Bond*
*Henchmen gun Bond down*
"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
Jeremy Hawke as James Monroe, but talking like Sean Connery....
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
Something I remember hearing somewhere...
Sean Connery as Captain Ramius meets Star Trek...
"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
"Warning! Warp core may breach sooner than you think!"
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'"
- Buffy
Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :
"Last chance to be a hero!"
It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.
Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
"WwwwwEESSSleeeeyy CrrrUSHHHHerrr...yyyouu'rrre mmyyyy HEEEEEErooo...!" --Ted Feng
"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
Kill! Crush! Destroy!
Can somebody please close this thread?
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy