Okay. I figure this'll be the last SSA. People seem to have lost interest. It seems fitting that I should end this series of games, as I started them. I say we give this game a rest for a while.
You have 25 questions, folks. Have at 'er!
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Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on June 26, 2000 09:59 AM:
I have to ask it. Is it bigger than Frank? (However big that is. I forgot)
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 26, 2000 10:16 AM:
Assuming that 1 frank = 120 metres, no, it's not bigger than Frank.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 26, 2000 10:38 AM:
Did the SSA take place in an episode or movie featuring the TNG cast?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 26, 2000 11:26 AM:
Nope.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on June 26, 2000 12:31 PM:
Is it humaniod?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 26, 2000 02:37 PM:
That's a negative
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
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Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on June 26, 2000 04:04 PM:
Is it alive today's sense of the word (in the real world)?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 27, 2000 02:01 AM:
Not alive.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on June 27, 2000 03:00 AM:
Is it from DS9?
Is it a planet?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 27, 2000 04:13 AM:
Yes, it's from DS9. No, it's not a planet.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on June 27, 2000 05:39 AM:
Is it a man made mechicanical object?
Is it a ship?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 28, 2000 01:51 AM:
Yes, it is a man made mecahnical object. That depends on your definition of ship.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 28, 2000 01:55 AM:
Is it spaceborn?
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 28, 2000 01:58 AM:
Is it seen on screen?
Is it onder Federation control the first time it is mentioned/seen (depends on yes or no from previous question).
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 28, 2000 02:24 AM:
Yes, it is spaceborne. Yes, it was seen onscreen. Yes, it is under Federation control.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 28, 2000 04:24 AM:
Is it capable of faster than light travel using a build in drive?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 28, 2000 05:34 AM:
Yes, it is capable of FTL flight on it's own.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 29, 2000 01:25 AM:
Was it seen before season 3 of DS9?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 01:54 AM:
No, it wasn't seen before season 3 of DS9.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 29, 2000 02:53 AM:
Was it seen more than ones?
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- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
Posted by Sunspot (Member # 77) on June 29, 2000 05:08 AM:
Am I allowed to guess at any time, or only after the 25 ?s are up?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 05:11 AM:
It was only seen once. And Sunspot, you can guess at any time.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
Only seen once
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 29, 2000 06:14 AM:
Is it the USS Lakota?
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on June 29, 2000 06:51 AM:
The Lakota isn't bigger than 120m?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 07:46 AM:
I'll discount that question seeing as where it was already made impossible.
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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on June 29, 2000 09:10 AM:
Frank: Uh... Want to rethink that statement? :-)
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on June 29, 2000 09:33 AM:
Sorry, fixed. Forgot the question mark.
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 29, 2000 11:42 AM:
Is it bigger than a Airbus 320?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 02:52 PM:
What is an Airbus 320? I can't answer until I know what one is....
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 29, 2000 04:00 PM:
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 29, 2000 04:05 PM:
Damn you, Frank
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 04:07 PM:
Thank you for those specs, Frank. And the image is nice, Tahna.
Okay. It's smaller than an Airbus A320
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
Only seen once
Smaller than an Airbus A320
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on June 29, 2000 04:15 PM:
Was it seen before Season 6?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 29, 2000 04:33 PM:
It wasn't seen before season 6.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
Only seen once
Smaller than an Airbus A320
Not from before season 6
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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on June 29, 2000 04:49 PM:
Is it the Ganda/er?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 30, 2000 02:02 AM:
Nope. It's not the Ganda/er.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
Only seen once
Smaller than an Airbus A320
Not from before season 6
Not the Ganda/er
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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on June 30, 2000 02:27 AM:
Are there more than one?
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- G'kar and Sheridan, Babylon 5.
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 30, 2000 03:38 AM:
It's safe to assume that there's more than one, yes.
Summary:
Smaller than 1 frank
Not from TNG
Not humanoid
Not alive
From DS9
Not a planet
Man made mechanical object
Spaceborne
Seen onscreen
Under Federation control
Capable of FTL flight on it's own
Seen after season 3 of DS9
Only seen once
Smaller than an Airbus A320
Not from before season 6
Not the Ganda/er
More than one
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on June 30, 2000 07:00 AM:
Is it a Cardassian orbital weapons Platform?
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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 30, 2000 07:33 AM:
I'm going to let your question pass, Shik, because it's already been established that this object is under Federation control. So, that leaves out the weapons platforms.
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on June 30, 2000 07:46 AM:
:::in his best Barbarino voice::: Oh, YEAH, DUH....
Might it be the late Shuttlecraft Chaffee?
------------------ "Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel
Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on June 30, 2000 10:22 AM:
You are correct, sir. It is indeed the Chaffee. It's my desktop. And I say we give this game a rest folks. Maybe in a few months we can start it up again.
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on June 30, 2000 10:35 AM:
:::raise arms like Kevin McDonald::: YES!! YES!! YES!!
As my prize, I'd like to choose the hit, please, Wink. The victim's name & address will be forthcoming.
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