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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1" width="95%" align="center"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"><td> <table border="0" width="100%" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1"> <tr bgcolor="#234c6f"> <td colspan="2" align="left"> <font size="3" color="#FFFFFF" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>T O P I C ��� R E V I E W</b> </font></td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,5,4,17,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:17 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Since you guys did so well on the last ones, try this one on for size..<P>Not all American history either....so some of you other folks (Daryus and Ziyal) get in here.<P>1. Ancient Egyptian Djoser was influential in the creation of which of the following:<BR>a. the Great Sphinx<BR>b. the Step Pyramid<BR>c. the obelisk of Tuthmosis III<BR>d. the mummification process<BR>e. the first person to to put mustard on a hot dog<P>2. Who created the Church of England?<BR>a. Thomas More<BR>b. Cardinal Wolsey<BR>c. Henry VIII<BR>d. Thomas a Becket<P>3. Who painted the Impressionist masterpiece called <I>Water Lilies</I>?<BR>a. Claude Monet<BR>b. Peter Paul Rubens<BR>c. Paul Gauguin<BR>d. Alfred Sisley<P>4. The revival of classical art, architecture, literature, and learning that originated in Italy in the 14th century and later spread throughout Europe was known as:<BR>a. the Reformation<BR>b. the Enlightenment<BR>c. the Italian Period<BR>d. the Renaissance<BR>e. the time of much happiness<P>5. The first Emperor of Rome was:<BR>a. Ovid<BR>b. Julius Caesar<BR>c. Octavian<BR>d. Mark Antony<BR>e. Me<P>6. The main female character in the <I>Scarlet Letter</I>, Hester Pryrnne, is made to suffer public shame for this:<BR>a. anger<BR>b. adultry<BR>c. pride<BR>d. greed<P>7. The "People's Charter," drafted in 1838, brought about the Chartist Movement in which country?<BR>a. England<BR>b. France <BR>c. the United States<BR>d. Spain<P>8. The Code Of Hammurabi was:<BR>a. the list of Ancient Egyptian cities<BR>b. the first code of laws written down<BR>c. a list of how to act while at Babylon meal<BR>d. the first great Roman book.<P>Ok, now let's see how smart you are!<P>** Julius it is, my bad.<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A><p>[This message has been edited by Jay (edited July 05, 2000).] <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,5,4,41,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:41 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Woo-hoo! I got here first!<P>Okay, let's see...<P><i>1. Ancient Egyptian Djoser was influential in the creation of which of the following:<BR> a. the Great Sphinx<BR> b. the Step Pyramid<BR> c. the obelisk of Tuthmosis III<BR> d. the mummification process<BR> e. the first person to to put mustard on a hot dog</i><P>The Step Pyramid. Though I think some scholars have traced the whole mustard thing back to him, also... :-)<P><i>2. Who created the Church of England?<BR> a. Thomas More<BR> b. Cardinal Wolsey<BR> c. Henry VIII<BR> d. Thomas a Becket</i><P>Henry VIII. And there's no such person as Thomas à Becket, despite the claims to the contrary. There was a Thomas Becket, sure, but not that other guy.<P><i>3. Who painted the Impressionist masterpiece called Water Lilies?<BR> a. Claude Monet<BR> b. Peter Paul Rubens<BR> c. Paul Gauguin<BR> d. Alfred Sisley</i><P>I couldn't be certain, but it sure sounds like Monet.<P><i>4. The revival of classical art, architecture, literature, and learning that originated in Italy in the 14th century and later spread throughout Europe was known as:<BR> a. the Reformation<BR> b. the Enlightenment<BR> c. the Italian Period<BR> d. the Renaissance<BR> e. the time of much happiness</i><P>The Renaissance. From the Latin for "a starship class we have yet to see a canon design for".<P><i>5. The first Emperor of Rome was:<BR> a. Ovid<BR> b. Caesar<BR> c. Octavian<BR> d. Mark Antony<BR> e. Me</i><P>Um... I assume "Caesar" means Julius, right? This one's tricky. I'm not sure if they killed him before he got the chance to decalre himself emperor, or not. If they did, it was Octavian. Otherwise, it was Julius.<P><i>6. Who the main female character in the Scarlet Letter, Hester Pryrnne, is made to suffer public shame for this:<BR> a. anger<BR> b. adultry<BR> c. pride<BR> d. greed</i><P>Adultery.<P><i>7. The "People's Charter," drafted in 1838, brought about the Chartist Movement in which country?<BR> a. England<BR> b. France <BR> c. the United States<BR> d. Spain</i><P>Yikes! I've never even heard of this one! I'll guess England?<P><i>8. The Code Of Hammurabi was:<BR> a. the list of Ancient Egyptian cities<BR> b. the first code of laws written down<BR> c. a list of how to act while at Babylon meal<BR> d. the first great Roman book.</i><P>Well, it wasn't necessarily <i>the</i> first written law code. But it was the first big one we know of...<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Shik</b> <br /><small>Member # 343</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,5,5,49,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:49 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <I>1. Ancient Egyptian Djoser was influential in the creation of which of the following:</I><BR>b. the Step Pyramid<P><I>2. Who created the Church of England?</I><BR>c. Henry VIII<P><I>3. Who painted the Impressionist masterpiece called Water Lilies?</I><BR>a. Claude Monet<P><I>4. The revival of classical art, architecture, literature, and learning that originated in Italy in the 14th century and later spread throughout Europe was known as:</I><BR>d. the Renaissance<P><I>5. The first Emperor of Rome was:</I><BR>c. Octavian <I>(Although he's more properly known as Augustus. Given the choices, either this or "Caesar" would've been accepted, as ALL Roman emperors automatically used the "Caesar" honorific. Might've been smarter t'put Julius Caesar instead.)</I><P><I>6. Who the main female character in the Scarlet Letter, Hester Pryrnne, is made to suffer public shame for this:</I><BR>b. adultry <I>(And that's adultery)</I><P><I>7. The "People's Charter," drafted in 1838, brought about the Chartist Movement in which country?</I><BR>a. England<P><I>8. The Code Of Hammurabi was:</I><BR>b. the first code of laws written down<P>I'd've made a great history teacher....<P>------------------<BR>"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Omega</b> <br /><small>Member # 91</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,5,12,43,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:43 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well, now. My world history isn't as good as my US history...<P>1: Guess: the step pyramid<P>2: Henry VIII created the church of England when he wanted a divorce from "The Spanish Cow" Catherine of Aragon.<P>3: Oy, no clue. C?<P>4: And there was much rejoicing... the Renaisance<P>5: Poorly worded answers. Caesar was effectively a title, although Julius Caesar is usually who you think of when you hear Caesar. But the first emperor was Octavian (Agustus) Caesar.<P>6: Adultery (God bless the TLC Great Books festival! <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"> )<P>7: I'd have to say Spain, even though I have no idea what you're talking about... <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>8: That'd be the first known written code of laws.<P>------------------<BR>"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."<BR>- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Fructose</b> <br /><small>Member # 309</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,5,14,28,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 05, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:28 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Let's see...<P>1. d<BR>2. c<BR>3. a<BR>4. d<BR>5. c<BR>6. b<BR>7. a<BR>8. b<P>I majored in chemistry in college, so don't expect too much. <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR>It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.<P> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,6,2,47,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">02:47 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ok, where is Sol "smarty pants" System here? We need some more answers....or should I make it easier?<P>Perhaps a quiz on one subject? American Civil War history? One on the history of crazed right wing lunatics perhaps? <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/wink.gif"><P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Omega</b> <br /><small>Member # 91</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,6,13,5,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:05 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Well, the rare species "crazed right-wing lunatic" wasn't recorded well until recently, when the media started using them as an example of what ALL conservatives are like. You might have trouble finding records going back more than a few decades.<P>------------------<BR>"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."<BR>- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,6,20,55,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 06, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:55 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Come now, it was a joke. <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>Seriously, I'm looking for subjects...and welcome time period suggestions.<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Sol System</b> <br /><small>Member # 30</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,1,17,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:17 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I am severely tempted to do an early They Might Be Giants history quiz. What was the name of the band John Linnell played in prior to TMBG? What musical style would they fall under? What did John Flansburgh show John Linnell in high school because he thought he (Linnell) would get it? What is the name and rank of J. Flansburgh's Civil War era ancestor, who has appeared, sort of, in TMBG music videos? For extra credit, briefly outline the careers of James K. Polk or James Ensor.<P>Unfortunately, I sincerely doubt it would be very popular. Still, don't answer these questions yet, and perhaps I'll try at some future date.<P>------------------<BR>But the dead only quickly decay. They don't go about being born and reborn and rising and falling like souffle. The dead only quickly decay.<BR>--<BR>Gothic Archies<BR>****<BR><A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Aegean/1247/story.html" TARGET=_blank>Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! For the love of God, Montressor!</A><BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Omega</b> <br /><small>Member # 91</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,13,5,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:05 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> How 'bout a quiz on Algore's positions on various policies? 'Course, then you could never count anyone wrong, 'cause at some point, EVERY answer would have been right...<P>Scientific history, perhaps?<P>------------------<BR>"To disarm the people [is] the best and most effectual way to enslave them."<BR>- George Mason, American Statesman and Author of the Virginia Declaration of Rights (1776)<BR> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,13,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:57 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *sings* "In 1844, the Democrats were spliiiiit...!"<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Aethelwer</b> <br /><small>Member # 36</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,17,42,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">05:42 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> "...the three nominees for the presidential candidaaaate..."<P>------------------<BR><A HREF="http://frankg.dgne.com/" TARGET=_blank>Frank's Home Page</A><BR>"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,22,10,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">10:10 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Ok, apparently far too easy....I declare you all weiners!<P>The next shall be harder quoth the Raven.....<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,23,8,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:08 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Weiners? Hm... If we were Wieners, that might be okay. I understand Vienna is a nice place. But weiners? Never touch the stuff...<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Aethelwer</b> <br /><small>Member # 36</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,7,23,16,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 07, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">11:16 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Mehr deutschen Witze von TSN... <IMG SRC="http://flare.solareclipse.net/smile.gif"><P>------------------<BR><A HREF="http://frankg.dgne.com/" TARGET=_blank>Frank's Home Page</A><BR>"Canadian bacon is called that because it's made from Canadians. And while I'm on the subject, could you people cut back on the fish and rodents and eat more fruits and berries? It would vastly improve your flavor, in my opinion." - Simon Sizer <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,8,0,21,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 08, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">12:21 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> A take off on winners....weeeeners. Gee.<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,9,4,1,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 09, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:01 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Yes, I got the joke. But you misspelled it. "Wiener" comes from "Wien", the German name for Vienna. Hence, if we were wieners, we could be Wieners, people from Vienna. But you said "weiners". "Wein" is the German word for wine, meaning that "weiner" could quite easily be construed to mean "wino".<P>At least Frank understood it... *L*<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,9,4,54,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 09, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">04:54 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Anal retentive, party of one, your table is ready.<P>I do not spell well, it is my achilles heel as it were. Normally I have dictonary.com up...but I didn't this time. Nor do I speak German.<P>I beg forgiveness for my shortcomings.<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,9,13,57,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 09, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">01:57 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Wow. Some people just don't take a joke well, I guess...<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#E5EAEF"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>Jay the Obscure</b> <br /><small>Member # 19</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,10,3,11,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 10, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">03:11 AM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Oh, that was a <i>joke</i>...well *LOL*<P>I just I got too Southern there...you have impuned my honor sir! I challenge you to a duel!<P>------------------<BR>Oh, goody, the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived. Heh heh heh, look at them cavort and caper.<BR>~C. Montgomery Burns<P>And be sure to visit The Field Marshal project <A HREF="http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/" TARGET=_blank>http://fieldmarshal.virtualave.net/</A> <br /> </font> </td></tr> <tr bgcolor="#A3B9CC"> <td valign="top" width="18%"> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <b>TSN</b> <br /><small>Member # 31</small> </font></td> <td width="82%"> <font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <img src="https://flare.solareclipse.net/posticon.gif" border="0" alt=" - " /> posted <script language="JavaScript1.3" type="text/javascript"> document.write(timestamp(new Date(2000,6,10,20,36,0), dfrm, tfrm, 0, 0, 0, 0)); </script><noscript><span class="dateformat-0">July 10, 2000</span> <span class="timeformat-0">08:36 PM</span></noscript><hr /> </font> <font size="3" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> *Homerspeak* "Why, oh why did I have to challenge a guy who says 'Suh'?!" :-)<P>------------------<BR>"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."<BR>-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady" <br /> </font> </td></tr> </table></td></tr></table> <br /> <br />
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