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Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Call the ambulance and straigthen things out here!!!

This is Word Association number 11 (ELEVEN!) and not number 9. Read the previous tread for the explanation.

Last entry: Kill! Crush! Destroy!

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Die Bart Die

("Well, anyone who's German can't be evil!")

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Kill, Bart, Kill!
Kill Bart, Kill!

(That's how it was in the episode I believe 359 is referring to)

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Arlo Guthrie ("...and I was hooterin' & hollerin' around the office...screamin' 'KILL!! KILL!! KILL!!'...")

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

No, I was right. The scene was as follows:

Parole Board: "Why are you wearing a shirt that says 'Die, Bart, Die'?"

Side Show Bob: "Oh, this? Oh no, it's German! For 'The Bart, The'!"

Parole Board: "Oh, well, someone's who's German can't be evil!"

Die = The in German.

Next Word:

R.I.P.

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

VIP

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"The lies I told are not falsehoods according to my definition of truth." Bill Clinton
"All stupid people are liberals, because they don't know any better." Rob Rodehorst
"Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - Dilbert, Scott Adams

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Natalie Raitano

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Lickalicious

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

I stand corrected by 359.

Okay, the WA: bubblelicious

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Bubba Fett (Bob's brother)

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Bubba Fatt.

And I think it was "anyone who speaks German can't be that bad".

Of course, "die" is also the feminine form of "the", but it was still a good joke... :-)

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Fat Albert

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Fats Waller

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Chubby Checker

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

The twist

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

First of Two

Dunno why ;-)

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Seven of Nine.

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"Cenus volunteers injured in the line of duty, sadly no one knows how many."
- The Daily Show.
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Third of Five

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

Jackson Five

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Johnny Five

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

It's alive, ALIVE!

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Edwin McCain

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Ol' McGroin

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Ready for the action now, Dangerboy
Ready if I'm ready for you, Dangerboy
Ready if I want it now, Dangerboy?
How dare you, dare you, Dangerboy?
How dare you, Dangerboy?
I dare you, dare you, Dangerboy...

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Old McDonalds

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Advanced Meat Substitute

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Big Mac

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

corked bat

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Look at the past few years:
Jimmy Carter: Who we kidding, Valium Posterchild. We go to:
Ronald Reagan, Howdy Doody Sr. If it keeps getting benign, we might end up with:
Mr. Rogers, "Can you say Armageddon? Oops, too late." Or we can get macho and have:
Jack Nicholson vs. Clint Eastwood, Shortest debate in history, all Jack will have to say is "How can you debate me, you haven't opened your goddammed eyes in twenty years."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ah. At first, I was thinking of "Big Mac" as the sandwich, and I thought the "bat" was some comment about the source of the meat...

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

What have you been eating lately, TSN?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"I am the Great Enchanter! But there are those who call me....Nix?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

What an eccentric performance...

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"BAJA?!? I haven't got anything in BAJA!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Playa Balconia

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"this place smells like S�o Paolo!!!"

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Purple Carpeting.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Prince

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

All seven and we'll watch them fall...
07/11/2000

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Second Impact in 2 months, 2 days.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Here lies a toppled god-
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
a narrow and a tall one.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ozymandias.

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ozzy and Harriet

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Ozzy Osbourne

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

My bro responded to that with:

Chocolate covered bats

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

vampire bats

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Good ol' Vlad.

*LOL@chocolate-covered bats*

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Do you know who zis EEZ??.....Eez VIGO!! You are like the buzzing of FLIES to him!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

"Alright....Slime 'em!"

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

The 359 Webpage

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Ready? Aim... Tomato's!!!

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Garibaldi: ...before you return to centoori.

Molari: Centoori??

G: Centauri.

M: Tomato??

G: Tomaato.

M: Potato??

G: Potaato.

G&M: "Let's call the whole thing off"!!!

(Best damn blooper I've ever seen!!!)

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ivanova: Do you think anyone would notice if I just...killed a bunch of them?

Doctor: Well, how many?

Ivanova: 10?

Doctor: Yeah, they'd notice.

Ivanova: 6?

Doctor: Go for it.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"And now it's time for another 'Good Idea, Bad Idea'."

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"I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups: all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you..."
-Eminem, "The Real Slim Shady"

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Good idea: Playing catch with your grandfather.
Bad idea: Playing catch with your grandfather.

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7 alarm clock: "Do not touch me."
Dilbert: "Then how do I turn you off?"
7: "Believe me, I am plenty turned off."

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Good Idea: Jeri Ryan wearing skin-tight lycra on ST: Voyager
Bad Idea: Jeri Ryan wearing the standard Starfleet uniform on ST: Voyager

The End

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"Oohhh, what does this button do??"
- DD

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

*SMACK* "DON'T TOUCH IT!!! IT'S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON, YOU FOOL!!!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*presses history erasing button*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Meet Pepper, Charity, AKA, and Toast
here's Miss Info, and here's Froggo ("Hello")
World's Oldest Woman chases the host
on Histeria! in Stereo!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Mel Brook's History of the World, Part 1.

"It's good to be the king."

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"Cenus volunteers injured in the line of duty, sadly no one knows how many."
- The Daily Show.
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Moses and the 15 Commandments...oops...10 Commandments.

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Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

The God Damned NRA

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Getcher damn hands OFFA me, y'DAMN dirty APE!!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

"You see this? NYPD! That means I will Nock You Puckass Down!"

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Men in Black".

That's the Three Stooges short, not the movie. :-)

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"If I wanted your opinion, I'd call you up in hell."
-Ozzy Osbourne, "Tomorrow"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Three blind mice

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[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited July 14, 2000).]

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

The opening sequence to "Dr. No."

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Dr. Hippocrates Noah (from "Our Man Bashir")

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Dr. Christmas Jones (Denise Richards from "The World Is Not Enough")

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

PHWAAAARRRROOOOAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

(my sig)

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"When Cameron was in EEEgyptLAAAAAAAAAAND.....lllet my Cameron GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Let my people go... Or I'll nuke the whole ****ing Nile Valley!!!"
-what Moses would say if the Exodus were today

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"I just measured him. He's about 21"."
-Chris Martin, 14-Jul-2000

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Death Valley

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Ronald Reagan.

Now...ready for a peek at how tangentially my mind works? Check THIS...all free form:

Ronald Reagan...aircraft carrier...flight deck...elevator..Otis...Hartford...insurance....Travellers umbrella logo...the rain outside....humidity...primering...education...basics...retrain...rewire...recabling the computer...vacuum the stairs...blue sandals need to be resoled...selling Avalon...boxes....packing...packing for Otakon...need to make a mix...music...too much music on the site?...update the site...create the links...how to work in David..."magical" weirdos...Lara...supple...succulent...

Phoof...OK, I'll cut off there.

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Mah name is Forrest...Forrest Gore...

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Life is like a box of chocolates, if someone takes one from me, I just blow his goddamned head off.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

"Life is like a dick, sometimes you just wanna f*** it. That or cut it off and make a nice trophy out of it."

What my friend Yun said during Academic Decathlon this spring...

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, that does it. I'm never going anywhere near an Acadmeic Decathlon in my life... *L*

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"I just measured him. He's about 21"."
-Chris Martin, 14-Jul-2000

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Scared, aren't ya?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Be afraid... Be very afraid

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

You ain't seen nothing yet...

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"You trust your EYES too much, Asimov!!"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"You who speak languages. You are such fools." Hive Queen, Speaker for the Dead - Orson Scott Card

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"I know you are, but what am I?"

PeeWee Herman, misunderstood genius.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

A Garbageman

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Thye garbageman from "Dilbert".

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"I just measured him. He's about 21"."
-Chris Martin, 14-Jul-2000

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Dilbert and his relationship with his Seven of Nine alarm clock... close but no cigar...

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

A big pile of broken alarm clocks.

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

To which is increased every morning when my alarm clock rudely wakens me.

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"Census volunteers injured in the line of duty, sadly no one knows how many."
- The Daily Show.
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"I hate Mondays." - Garfield

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"Batting in the light / my reptile-lidded eyes"

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I am not good with English but excuses me. I hate you whom think bad of the gods of the thunder known under the name of ""Metallica"". Good tape of ""Metallica"" is ""Load"", that you like it or not. A much better tape of Metallica ""Load"" than overrated the tape known under the name of ""Iron Maiden"" ""Powerslave"". You all are penis for the bad one of thought about ""Lars"". ""Lars"" can take a cucumber in bottom of his throat without reflex of muzzle. Lars can too take cucumber in bottom with no stretching of bottom hole sphincter muscle. Thanks for reading.
--
an anonymous fan
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm saving all my love for you.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

JANE BADLER...!!

Heh...where is she now & will she let me lick her body down?

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

...-

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

No comment

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :

*quotes Altair's signature*

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MS Windows Error 014: Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
---
Prakesh's Star Trek Site

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Unable to think of a good reply...

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

C'mon....am I the only one here who saw "V?" Jane Badler...she played Diana.

As for the WA: "you're so speechless, you're so something I have never been...."

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Unable to comply. Please specify exact command.

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Janeway: "Computer, Ctrl+Alt+Del authorization Janeway pi 1-1-0. Damn you LCARS Office2375, give me the specifications for our unlimited shuttlecraft replication technology."

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"Census volunteers injured in the line of duty, sadly no one knows how many."
- The Daily Show.
Federation Starship Datalink - New and improved Starship Database!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Why Microsoft Must Die!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Mac must die as well

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

You must die as well.

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Frank's Home Page
"Frank is absolutely right." - Laz Rojas

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

I heard Apple finally woke up and started making oval shaped mice instead of those hockey pucks...

WA:

Frank must die as well.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

(...- is Morse code for "V", folks.)

First Microsoft, then Apple, now Frank. They're all dead! This must be stopped! Eventually!

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

We only wish to raise quality of life.

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Quality of Life is irrelevant! You must comply, resistance is futile...

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Puritans.

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"Ultra Magnus is Undeniably Fun!" David Stevens, New York Magazine.
"Total Complete excitement from start to finish!" -WPIX-TV, New York
"This isn't a thrill ride, it's a rocket..." -Richard Caves, Time Magazine.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Roundheads. (What the Puritans were known as during the civil war in England.)

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O'Neill: "I think what Captain Carter is trying to say is, what do we do now?"
Bra'tac: "Now we die."
O'Neill: "Well that's a bad plan."
Federation Starship Datalink New and Improved! Fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Cheeseheads, treadheads, planebrains, & Motorhead. Where's Lemmy?

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Lemmy Koopa?

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Then where's Carl?

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

He's not in your bedroom Michael_T?

[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited July 24, 2000).]

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

where's Waldo? {little git owes me money}

Posted by ASDB_J (Member # 312) on :

"And curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git..."

~ Jason :-)

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STAR TREK: BEYOND - http://stbeyond.homestead.com

Get ready for a dual-ship series dealing with multiple timelines.... *grins*

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Hobbes, Paulo's the one in my bedroom...

Where in the world are the colonist?

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Huh huh, he said "colonist", huh huh

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"Huh. An intelligent guard. I never would have guessed."
-Preed, Titan A.E.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Fire Fire!

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Is it illegal to yell "Fire!" in a crowded forum?

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*runs like hell, stampedes over TSN and Saiyanman*

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

*breaks a window*

"Isn't that what you do in a riot?"

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Oh no! Beta!"

~Snake, Simpsons

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

"_That's_ Snake Plissken? He look's so...Twentieth Century."

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

That's so five minutes ago...

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Four inches from your chest, Pile! Four inches!"

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

unrealistic military movies

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It doesn't matter if you don't know what you're doing as long as you look good doing it.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Top Gun

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

General Leslie "Hap" Hapablap

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Dr. Strangelove

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Doctor Evil.

"An evil petting zoo?"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

someone told me it's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it's true.

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

We ain't nothing but mammals

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Mammals with NUCLEAR WEAPONS! "Glass of milk, standing in between extinction and the cold and explosive radiating growth..."

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"However, trying to convince your friends to learn a language is about as easy to do as getting a date with the pickup line 'Have you been to Weight Watchers?'" - How To Invent A Real Language

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

It's "...extinction in the cold...". What happened? Statue get you high? :-)

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

Really? No wonder that line never made any sense to me...

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

In the distance I could hear
Words of Wisdom whizzing by my ear
So I shut my brain
And let the Filth run down the drain
my inner eye revealed the queen bee
with a turban wrapped around her head
shaking her fist at me
she was angry

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"There's no use even trying / because it's hopeless / all of our dreams are dying / of overdoses"

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"If Picard was set loose on a Monopoly board, he'd try and establish peaceable diplomatic relations with Marvin Gardens and give St. James Place wide berth so that its culture could develop without interference."
--
L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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Read chapter one of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Because I'm the passenger, and I ride and I ride.

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Incredibly obscure song lyrics in which nobody but the poster will know the significance of the origin of.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I knew what Altair and Frank were referring to...

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

I'm the real Slim Shady!

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Please Stand Up

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Sit down.

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

...And shut up.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Oh get bent...

Sorry about the colonist/colonists thing, BTW.

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Bend me over & pump your love into me like a crack-crazed zoo monkey!" --Melissa Magness

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Uh, hey Madonna, I'm Don MacLean. Can I stick my finger in your ass crack.?"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ack! Madonna singing "American Pie"! Get it out of my heeeeeeaaaddd!!!! *falls down writhing and pounding his head*

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Pickhard: "What is our progress, Beta?"
Beta: "Excellent, captain. I require only one more Thunderstone to evolve my Pikachu to level 47."
-from the Sev Trek movie trailer

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Warm apple pie and flutes.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Life is like a date with Madonna... Ya never know what you're gonna get..."

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Crabs!

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Game over, man! Game over!

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Robin Williams.

(Watch the end of the third Aladdin movie.)

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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
- George Bernard Shaw

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Running Out Of New Movie Ideas (ack, the number of shitty sequels these days!)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Or prequels, for that matter... :-)

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

James Bond must die!

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Vodka martini, dry, shaken, not stirred.

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-Hey, Mom, can I be a Pizza Cat when I grow up?

-Well, you're short and funny looking. You're on the right track

Samurai Pizza Cats "Gender Bender Butterflies"

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

With a little paper umbrella in it.

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Thornbird: "I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?"
O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

And an Olive on a Stick.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

And a beer... in a tree...

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"Nobody knows this, but I'm scared all the time... of what I might do, if I ever let go." -- Michael Garibaldi

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Heaven

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

A place I doubt I'll get to...

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O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

3rd base with Famke Jansen

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Pretty good as Jean Grey. For someone at the age of 36, she's looks....... well, good!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Rogue from the X-men movie... Hmmmmm

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Mystique

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"Fragile. Do not drop"
--posted on a Boeing 757

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Mercury

(Mercury Mystique is a car)

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Mister Roberts"

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"Do you know how much YOU'RE worth??.....2.5 million Woolongs. THAT'S your bounty. I SAID you were small fry..." --Spike Spiegel

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

"Won't you be my neighbor?"

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

The girl next door.

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

The girl next door that I was with for 8 years until she moved to NYC to go to NYU...

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

So you were, what, 9? And, aren't you supposed to be gay?

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Gay Guys can still Date Chicks. There's no rule for who a gay person can date and cannot date.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Actually, a gay guy can't date women. If he does, then he's BI.

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"The things hollow--it goes on forever--and--oh my God!--it's full of stars!" -David Bowman's last transmission back to Earth, 2001: A Space Odyssey

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Only if he's actually attracted to both. Otherwise, he's just... Um... What's the right word? A poser?

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, and then, suddenly, it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Or a schizo...

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Ultra, I wasn't gay when I was 9, I was straight like many people. I just had a girlfriend at 8 years old.

I'm not nuts, I just like them

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Girlfriend at 8? Didn't your parents complain that you were WAY too young to date?

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Who's to say his parents knew? Anyways, it's high time we got back on track...

Girl next door -> Shy

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"Fragile. Do not drop"
--posted on a Boeing 757

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Sylvester Stallone.

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Rock

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Sean Connery (starred in "The Rock")

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"Fragile. Do not drop"
--posted on a Boeing 757

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

King Richard

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"And you wagered...Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless."

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

Executions!

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Teddy Roosevelt: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Yosemite Sam: "Well, I speak loudly and I carry a bigger stick...and I use it too!"

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Natural Born Killers

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Texas style execution (I've been watching to much David Letterman...)

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Jay Leno

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Letterman vs. Leno

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Mr Kreosote.

�on Flux, "Thanatophobia"

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Mr. Neutron

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Captain Proton

(My family doesn't know me very well...)

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The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start my love
And if you're strong enough, together we can take the world apart my love

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

C++

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"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'."
- Buffy

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

New grading system in schools.

C++ now equals better than average, but not quite enough above average for a B-.

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Thornbird: "I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?"
O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Oh my God, I killed the WA!

Not a reply to my WA in over a day.

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O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Should we make a "Word Association XII: Oh So Very Tired" or not?

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

My WA: Who cares!!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Urinal.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Entertain us.

"Huh huh. Huh huh. You said 'anus'. Huh huh."
"Entert-anus... Oh yeah, heh heh heh."

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Intelligence, Integrity, Responsibility.
Vote Bush/Cheney 2000

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

"Number 1...I order you to take a Number 2...heh he heh"

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

Who is Number One?

You are Number Six.

Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

{repeated post}

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Posted by Xentrick (Member # 64) on :

{repeated post}

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Deep Sixed

Well...uh...I guess this is Reply #200. Unless you delete those posts. But, hey, might as well start yet another one!

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