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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :

This doesn't have anything to do with anything, but I figured we could use another CapCom.

The guy in the green shirt and hat is famous singer/songwriter David Lowery. Notice his interesting handshake style. I'm not sure who those other guys are, though.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

David: Wow, this wax statue is really lifelike!

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Bill: This one I'm shaking hands with is pretty ugly, but I'd sure like to do that chick on the right.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Clinton: "So, what's the name of your band, again?"

Lowery: "Cracker."

Clinton: "Same to you, asshole!"

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

President: "Greetings, Mr. Lowry. For some time now I have been awed, moved, brought to tears and glorious, wonderous laughter by your music, especially that of the now sorely missed Camper Van Beethoven. It is with deep and abiding sorrow that I reflect upon the fact that such intrinsicaly pleasing music has been all but lost in that wasteheap that was the 1980's. If only there was something I could do to expand the public's consciousness of you and your work."

Singer: "Well, you are the president. But, then, this isn't really Bill Clinton, is it, but rather a sort of semi-amusing interlude wherein the author of the post interjects himself into one of the characters and makes his own tortured musings available for all to see, yes?"

President: "Uh....huh. 'Tanya' is, like, my all time favorite song, you know."

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Clinton: It's an honour to meet you, Mr. Lowry. I've been a big fan of yours for many. . . *looks to the right* Ooh! Kenny G!

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Clinton: Seen Monica or Paula lately?

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

Sol, you are funny,
On many diff'rent levels,
How you make us laugh.

(Just trying to get the hang of this haiku thing)

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Clinton: *thinks* "Why does everyone reflexively rearrange their genitals when I meet them?"

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Luke Ford: "What's it like having a dick in your ass?"

Zoe: "Imagine taking your bottom lip and pulling it over the top of your head. You get used to it but it does hurt."

Posted by Fructose (Member # 309) on :

Clinton thinks: Oh the memories... I should have inhaled.

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Clinton: Hey, aren't you Sean Penn? Ooh, look, Eddie Vedder! I loved "Jeremy"!

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