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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Talking Sandwich

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Burning down the house!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Tom Jones & The Stereophonics

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Hi-Fi

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Hi-Fi

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
HEY! Damn you!

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
LOL

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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Stupid emoticons.

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Illogical human emotions

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"I don't know. I just think it's like psychological. Kinda like your dad sending you out to find something for him to beat you with." Funny quote when I read it.

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I feel honored. I've been quoted. Amazing!


The Board (The name given to the 2x4 my dad sent me to get.)

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Bored

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Twiddling thumbs.

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
drumming fingers

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Counting ceiling tiles

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Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them....


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
[EDIT] Ritten posted at the same time as me, so...

Grouting

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[This message has been edited by Starbuck (edited January 24, 2001).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Scrubbing bubbles

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited January 24, 2001).]
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Michael Jackson

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
... and a pair of testicles each labeled with the name Jack Michaelson...

Primus

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

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Posted by Aethelwer (Member # 36) on :
 
Unicron

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
* CharlesCapps slaps FrankG around with a large trout

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
and, after that, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.... A HERRING!

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"You shot him!"
"He was attacking me!"
"With a BANANA!?!?!?!?"

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
No no no, not a herring. An halibut!

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Two atoms walk into a bar. One atom says to the other atom:
"I've lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"

 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
.....ni!

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
And just what IS the airspeed of an unladen African swallow?

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
I don't know that.... AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Tim the Enchanter!

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
...Bones of yearn fifty men lie strewn about its lair, so brave knights, if ye dost doubt thy courage or thine strength then come ne farther. For death awaits you all with nasty sharp pointed teeth.

-What an eccentric performance.

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Boner Stabone

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Leonard "Bones" McCoy

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Mark Leonard

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Leonard Nimoy

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
20000 leagues undah da sea!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Jules Verne

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Julius Erving

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Irving Berlin

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q



 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Airlift

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them....


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
What's your Vector Victor?

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Jimmy....you know when Rags rubs up & down your leg? Do you LIKE that feeling, Jimmy?"

"Jimmy, tell me....have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Gotta love Captain Oveur.

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
"Do the words 'Jimmy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?"

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Jimmy Kimmel

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Heinrich Himmler

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
People easily distracted by shiny objects.

BTW, I just noticed the thread title where it says "...uh... How many again?". This is thread number nineteen. :-)

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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Kleptomania

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ferengi.
 
Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Microsoft

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Monopoly

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Chickety china, the chinese chicken, you have?
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Cluedo

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Who?

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Doctor...
I think Tom (damned if I remember his last name) was the better of the Dr. Who's...

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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Jelly babies

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Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Black babies

(The candies people, the CANDIES!!!)

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Chickety china, the chinese chicken, you have?
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Skittleboard.

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"Omae o korusu..." - Heero Yuy



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Apu....do you have any more of that beer with the candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebr�u?" --Homr J. Simpson

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
*foreman samples beer* "No, needs more dog."

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Snoop doggy dog

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Obi Wan Kenobi.

how??

Snoop Doggy Dogg
Coolio
Gangsta Paradise
Amish Paradise
Weird Al
The Saga Begins
The Phantom Menace
Obi Wan Kenobi.

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q



 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Spock (Duh!, but it keeps the thread going)

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Sarek

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
I keep replying to the last post on the wrong page, hence "Spock" above. Drat, and I could have come up with a good one for Obi Wan Kenobi. Ah well, life goes on. Obla Di Obla Da!

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Dog waiting for food

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Dog scratching its butt on the driveway

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Neighbor's dog taking a shit on your driveway.

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"Great Idea!!" - DARKSTAR
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Neighbor's dog sailing through the air after a good punt.

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
And then landing on a BBQ that's on fire...

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
mmmmmm, BBQd poodle, mmmmmmmmm *drools*

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Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
"Mmmmmm....... hog fat!!"
Homer J. Simpson

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
"Mmmmmm....erotic cakes"
Homer Jay Simpson

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Mmm... Chocolate... D'oh!"

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
- Well I just wanted to return the favor that you and the chocolate monk did for us back in Ohio.
-The chocolate monk?

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
(okay, so it's an electric monk, but for some reason the two just connected)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Time travel.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
DeLorean

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project


 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Galleon.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K
 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
HMS Bounty

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
HMS Pinnafore

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
USS Lollipop

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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
USS Enterpoop

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I looked at my son, and said, "My god, he's hung like a bear."
"That's the umbillical cord, Mr. Williams."

-Robin Williams, "A Night at the Met" 1986

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
USS Boobyprize

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
USS Pamela Anderson.

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Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Oh, yes, the pleasure ship.....

USS Titanic NCC-1313

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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
(I actually had a USS Titanic NCC-1912 drawn once)

Apollo 13

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project


 


Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
"Houston, we have a problem."

(As if you didn't see THAT one coming)

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
(See what?)

Texas

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Death Row

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Star Trek: Legacy
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Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
 
Group W bench.
 
Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
GROUP HUG!!!

(Can't we all just be friends???)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Bear Hug.

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is isensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited January 30, 2001).]
 


Posted by an'on (Member # 222) on :
 
Bear rug.
 
Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
rug munchers

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"I've been licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian."

-Eric Cartman, South Park

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
"Chef how do you get a girl to like you?"

"Easy, Stan, you just have to find the clitoris"

"Thanks, Chef." Stan leaves.

Chef, to self, "What the hell did I just do?"


South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Shaft!

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Samuel L. Jackson

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Michael Jackson

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Ugly bastard!

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Black Moses.

(Saw the -71 Isaac Hayes LP in a store in Camden, mmmmyeah, baby)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
White Devil

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
Gweilo.

Apparently, it's Chinese for "White Ghost". So there.

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"Sack me!? I MADE the BBC!!"



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast.

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"Great Idea!!" - DARKSTAR
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
I am the ghost of Christmas past....

------------------
"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited January 30, 2001).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
{edited out reply to an earlier post}

Scrooged.
------------------
Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


[This message has been edited by Saiyanman Benjita (edited January 30, 2001).]
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Caddyshack

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Me: "Why don't you live in Hong Kong?"
Rachel Roberts: "Hong Kong? Nah. Oh, but we can live in China! Yeah, China has great Chinese food!"

(discussion with fellow classmate, 9/5/00)

Mustang Class Starship Development Project


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
"What's the best movie about Caddies?"
"That's easy, Caddyshack."
"What's the worst move about Caddies?"
"Caddyshack 2"

ESPN commercial

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
Saturday Night Live

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Saturday Evening Post

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Crotch Post

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
crotchless panties.

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Though it will go without saying ten minutes into these preceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. To insist that any of what follows is insensitive or inflammatory is to miss our intentions and pass undue judgement, and passing judgement is reserved for God and God alone (this goes for you film critics too...) Just Kidding
So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus. Thank you and enjoy the show.
P.S. We sincerely apologize to all platypus enthusiasts out there who are offended by that thoughtless comment about the platypus. We at View Askew respect the noble platypus and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Thank you and enjoy the show.

-View Askew disclaimer "DOGMA"

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Butt-less pants

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Where are my pants?" --BRAD: The Game

[edited for stupidity, 1616:02 EST]
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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus

[This message has been edited by Shik (edited January 31, 2001).]
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Just put it in your pants, put it in your pants...

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"...my heart, wrapped around my ankles like a wet pair of pants..."

(Charlie Sheen, Hot Shots)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
"I'm talking about the kind of sex where my butt isn't up against a brick wall!"

(Michael - Queer as Folk)

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
I GOT THE POWER UP, AND WON THE GAME!!! BUT THIS TIME, THE POWER UP MADE ME LIKE SHOWTUNES!

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited February 01, 2001).]
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Forty-sided dice.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
sliced and diced.

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Stack'em, pack'em n' rack'em.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Short Stack

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Short Stuff

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Fluffy Bunnies

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Fluffy Squid Forum over at the JSFMB.

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Squid resturants in NYC

(Do I look like I am joking?)

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Nobu, home to Iron Chef Japanese Masaharu Morimoto.

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
I am Iron Man

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Superman

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Hey, man!

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
He-Man

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
She-ra

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Mumm-Ra!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Ra.

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Egypt

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Stargate.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
SG-1.

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"Great Idea!!" - DARKSTAR
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
SSG-552.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
PG-18

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"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"
- Crighton, Farscape.


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
PT-109

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
PPG

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
XPG-15A II

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus


 


Posted by Starbuck (Member # 153) on :
 
XML

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"Replicate some marmalade, Commander - helm control is toast!"



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Regurgitated Potato Plasm.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
awww, don't VRML all over the place....

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
i use 1337 h4x0r sp34|<

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Free JEFFK.

Being 1337 is not a crime.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
JEFFK GOT THE 1337 POWERUP AND H4X0R3D THE GAME!!!

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Why the F*ck do you have to write so big? It hurts my eyes.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! GIRLS!!!


[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited February 04, 2001).]
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 

RUM!!! WOMEN!!! WIPE!!! YESH!!!

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited February 04, 2001).]
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Beer.

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Good!

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I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma, the."
- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
MEN! BEER! BOXER BREIFS! TWINKS!

Have a nice day.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Mom always said, 'Wear your underwear, or your thing will hang down past your knees!' BOY was she wrong!" - Jeff Foxworthy

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :
 
Actually, the correct quote is:

"My mom said to me one day 'If you keep wearing boxers your thing will hang down to your knees!'
'What's the downside to this argument?'
What a liar mom turned out to be."
-Jeff Foxworthy

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
You spelled "briefs" wrong! Gosh-darnit!

Anyway.

LADIES! NAKED! WOOOHOOO!!!

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Barenaked Ladies--the Ralph Malph of rock.

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus


 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Ralph McQuarrie

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK



 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
The Quarry cereal spoof ad from a really old SNL.

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
CHEEZBURGUR!!!

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Whopper

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I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma, the."
- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Fabrux - He uses the same joke in different shows, but apparently the one I saw was different.

WA:

Liar!

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Jim Carey

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited February 06, 2001).]
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"Overactor!"

(The state's response in the outtakes of "Liar, Liar")

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Ham

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star


[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited February 06, 2001).]
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Thank you ma'am

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Jeffkardde: I'm slow today. What did you base your assoc on? "Liar, liar, ham on fire"?

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Ham, a person that likes to be the center of attention by acting in front of others...

------------------
"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ha!! Haden't heard that one before!! And feels secure enough to admit it!! Yay!! Calls for a drink!!

------------------
Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
A "ham" is used, as far as I know, to describe someone who can't act, or thinks too much of their acting ability. "What a ham."

Overactor --> ham

Hmmm.

WA: Pepperonni

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001


 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Canadian Bacon

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Ham.

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Hmmm. John Candy.

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Candied Yams

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
*sings*

"I want candy...." (Bow-wow-wow)

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Candied Apples

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Candye Kane

She's a fine singer. Oh, & she's got really huge tits, too.

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
"His name was Robert Paulson. His name was Robert Paulson."

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 6.83 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux
***
"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Forum Member Who Shall Be Nameless. 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Y'know what she said to me? 'I haven't been fucked like that since GRADE school!' Man, you got some FUCKED-up friends...!"

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"You just push off....and the falling sort of happens on its own." ---Dave Titus


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Erm... Insert here the scene from Red Dwarf where Lister explains losing his virginity on a golf course at age twelve. I don't remember the exact lines, and I don't feel like looking them up. :-)

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
LaZ Boy.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Idle Hands.

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"You win again gravity" - Capt Zap Brannigan.
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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Eric Idle

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
He touched me in my naughty place!

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Something I learned in a Computer Science class:

If 'dirty bit'=1 then flush the dirty slut.

No kidding!

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I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma, the."
- Buffy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"SLUT!!! SHE'S A SLUT!!!"

Billy Crystal on Kate Mulgrew, "Throw Momma Off The Train"

(Nice one, JeffK. Meatloaf?)

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 

Slut: Seven of Nine

(Thanks, Nimrod, yep -- Meatloaf ... or, the Man With The Big Tits in Fight Club)

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Jubblies

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Charles Capps. (It's all I could think of)

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"Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni."
(That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Damned one track mind....

Bottlecaps

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
POG

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Remember Alf? He's back, and in Pog form.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Ewok

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forget."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."
- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Ewok Village 2000�

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Truth or Dare



Went and started a new thread.

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Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

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