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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

So please, before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember God has a sense of humor. Just look at the platypus.
Thank you and enjoy the show.

View Askew disclaimer "Dogma"

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"If you catch him, PLEASE... I would love to eat his cookies...with some fava beans and a nice chilled Fresca! *slmthpthpshslbtsth*"

-F. Murray Abraham, "Loaded Weapon I"

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Here lies a toppled god,
His fall was not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

There was only one catch, and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

- Joseph Heller, Catch-22

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Ok, so VP snuck in and even knowing such, I still have to do cookies:

quote:
[praying] Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever. [brief pause] Thy bidding will be done.

Homer Simpson

Otherwise:

quote:
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison (1995)
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"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"For a time, I considered sparing your wretched little planet, Cybertron. But now, you shall witness its dismemberment."

- Orson Welles as Unicron, Transformers: The Movie.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Remember that I have power; you believe yourself miserable, but I can make you so wretched that the light of day will be hateful to you. You are my creator, but I am your master."
- Frankenstein's Monster

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Disclaimer:
"All references to vices and of the supernatural contained in this game are for entertainment purposes only. _Over_The_Edge_ does not promote satanisim, belief in magic, drug use, violence, sexual deviation, body piercing, cynical attitudes toward the government, freedom of expression, or any other action or belief not condoned by the authorities."
- `OverTheEdge'

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

"Everybody here is a freak. And if you disagree you're even weirder."
--
The Dismemberment Plan

Or, if you prefer:

"But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet she didn't even dare to say hello."
--
Schoolhouse Rock!

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Damnation!

Fine.

"'The skies begin to boil!' he cried. 'Nature collapses into the screaming void! In twenty seconds' time, the Universe itself will be at an end! See where the light of infinity bursts in upon us!'"
--
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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I will shout until they know what I mean.
--
Neutral Milk Hotel
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Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet"! Then, go insane!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Your friends praise your abilities to the skies, submit to you in argument, and seem to have the greatest deference for you; but, though they may ask it, you never find them following your advice upon their own affairs; nor allowing you to manage your own, without thinking that you should follow theirs. Thus, in fact, they all think themselves wiser than you, whatever they may say."

-Lord Melbourne (The Nebula, I think)

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"'It's a marvelous thought,' he rattled on, 'to see so many of you here tonight�no, isn't it, though? Yes, absolutely marvelous. Because I know that so many of you come here time and time again, which I think is really wonderful, to come and watch this final end of everything, and then return home to your own eras...and raise families, strive for new and better societies, fight terrible wars for what you know to be right.... It really gives one hope for the future of all lifekind. Except of course'�he waved at the blitzing turmoil above and around them�'that we know it hasn't got one....'"
-ibid.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Ignore UM's post, since it's obvious that mine took longer to type, and is funnier, anyway. :-)

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

quote:
A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor a meeting place for political societies. With all its limitations and failures, and they are invariably many, it is the best and most benign side of our society insofar as that society aims to cherish the human mind.

Richard Hofstadter, Professor of American History, Columbia University

quote:
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation rofoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.

Ansel Adams

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"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

"I shall weweice Wodewik!" Jews laugh.
"Sir, we have no Roderick"
"We have no Wodewik!" Jews fall over in laughter

Pontius Pilate "Life of Brian"

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"So... your father was a Woman?"
-ibid.

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.

- Revelation Ch.12, v.1

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

"Bang your head..." Q.R.

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

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Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"We had a schoolyard bully in Tuktoyaktuk once. Sometimes at night I can still remember him coming into the classroom, swinging that otter over his head. There was just no reasoning with him."
- Fraser, "due South"

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

What, you couldn't find anything using 'bang?' Heck, even Ricky Martin lyrics might have been acceptable. I mean, come on, you wrote the rules to this compo - shouldn't there be one about not using the same word the previous person used?

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Too late now, Lee. Besides, I like that quote.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

*sigh*

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Well, he didn't have to use "bang". He could still use "head", and get the same effect...

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

-Sometimes at night you can hear him weaving his baskets. Clink... Clink... Clink...

-Damnit, Cartman, that's not a scary story!

Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflofsky on the tale of Scuzzlebutt.

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

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Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Follow your Dreams, you can reach your goals, and live in prison. Beefcake, KICKS ASS!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Is that a quote? I need to know what to reply to.

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

You miss the point, Timothy. *I* used 'head' in my quote first. Ritten then chose that word as his carryover. It just seems silly to keep using the same word again and again, unless we want to change the rules yet again to see how many different quotes you can get using the same word. . . *eyes his Oxford Dictionary of Quotations* . . . which would basically turn this into another Word Association. . .

Which, by the way, is a rather moronic game. Whose idea was it? I mean, CapComs required you to have a sense of humour. QuoCom - I can't even remember the rules, so I dunno. Star Trek Hangman, OK. Even MindyCom required some intelligence (granted, not very much, but some). But Word Association? That's just reaction to stimuli - hell, amoebas do that. . .

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

From the last sure quote.

quote:
Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.

Tom Stoppard

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"One reason I like to highlight reading is, reading is the beginnings of the ability to be a good student. And if you can't read, it's going to be hard to realize dreams, it's going to be hard to go to college. So when your teachers say, read--you ought to listen to her."
~ George W. Bush, Deer-In-The-Headlights of the United States

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

"Whose idea was it?"

*me*

It was better at the beginning. Really. We are most certainly on the way to destruction.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

Free Jeff K

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

- W.S.Gilbert, The Pirates of Penzance

I should have known UM would invent a word association game, given his near-legendary oral skills. . .

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

quote:
Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.

Abraham Lincoln

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

"He is weak, but the Force is strong."

Darth Vader,
Star Wars.

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Um... did Vader say that? I must have missed that part of the movie.

"He who knows man is clever;
He who knows himself has insight.
He who conquers men has force;
He who conquers himself is truly strong."
- Lao Tzu

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

He said it, or something very similar when chasing Luke through the Death Star trench.

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"The Force is strong with this one..." is what you're looking for.

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

I'm pretty sure I heard Vader say that Luke was weak but that the Force was strong. Can anyone else remember that? Maybe I was mistaken.

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*Kenshiro gets off bed made from solid stone*
*Bed made from solid stone explodes*
Fist of the North Star

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Well, it's too late, tonight
to drive the past out into the night
we're one but we're not the same...

One by U2

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Eyes in the Dark... One Moon Circles..." them weird dreamtalking aliens in "Night Terors."

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"My knowledge and experience far exceeds your own, by, oh, about a BILLION times!" -- Q

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"You miss the point, Timothy."

Erm... I think you missed the point, Lee. He used the word "head" as an association. You told him he might have used "bang" instead. I was simply pointing out the humorous correlation between the words in question.

For the uninformed:

bang == "an act or instance of sexual intercourse; to have sexual intercourse [with]"
head == "fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis"

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My new year's resolution is the same as last year's: 1024x768.

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Are you referring to 80's heavy metal?

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout..."
- Robert Heinlein

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

...I just want to scream "Hello"
My god, it's been too long, never dreamed you'd return
But now, here you are, and here I am
Hearts and thoughts they fade away...
Hearts and thoughts they fade, fade away...

Longest title in the Pearl Jam Catalogue, "Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town"

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"Oh please. I'm wet, I'm naked. And you think this is some plot to take over the world as a wet monkey in my BIRTHDAY SUIT!"

Mojo Jojo, The Powerpuff Girls

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

"Ah, Percy. The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed."
- Edmund Blackadder to Percy, `BA II'

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

Gee, Brain, what are we gonna do tonight?

Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

-Nearly every Pinky and the Brain episode.

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We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we am

We are Siamese with very dainty claws
Please observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

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Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

"Try not.
Do.
Or do not.
There is no try"

Master Joda,
The Empire Strikes back.

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"Philosophy is written in this grand book - I mean universe-which stands continuously
open to our gaze, but which cannot be understood unless one first learns to
comprehend the language in which it is written. It is written in the language
of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles and other geometric
figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word
of it; without these, one is wandering about in a dark labyrinth."
Galileo (1623)

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"'To do is to be' -- Socrates
'To be is to do' -- Plato
'Do be do be do' -- Sinatra."

----- My gf's 2nd favorite T-shirt

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

"Do it Doug!!!"

-Jay "Mallrats"
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We are Siamese if you please
We are Siamese if you don't please
We are former residents of Siam
There are no finer cats than we am

We are Siamese with very dainty claws
Please observing paws containing dainty claws
Now we lookin' over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while

Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

"DINSDALE...DINSDALE..."

Doug the giant Hedgehog, Monty Python, 1971.

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

No, no, NO! The hedgehog was called Spiny Norman! Invalid entry!

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"I rather strongly disagree, even if I share the love of Dick. Speaking of which, that would be the most embarrasing .sig quote ever, so never use it."

- Simon Sizer, 23/01/2001

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

At least it wasn't Eric the 'Edge'og. :-)

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We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
"Wowsers!"
-Star Trek: Series ?: "A Pair o' Docs, part II"

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

YES! DOUG was Dinsdale's partner in crime.

Brush up on your Monty Python, Nimmychops.

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

Going back to the previous valid quote...

"I said Good Cop, Bad Cop, not Good Cop, Gestapo."
- Doug Heffernan, "King of Queens"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

*tear rolls down cheek*

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

What, no one has any more good quotes?

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, co-operate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, [and] die gallantly. Specialisation is for insects."
- Woodrow Wilson Smith

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
- Douglas Adams

Yeah, I know it's using the previous association, but I just put this in to keep things going...

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"

Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :

It's a great big universe, and we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks, 'bout the size of Mickey Rooney

Yakko Warner "The Universe song"

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You've got to be kidding!
I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes
And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

....and pray there's some intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

The Galaxy Song, Eric Idle, The Meaning of Life

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #4

Of course I'll fucking beat Tyson 'arry! - Frank Bruno

Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :

"Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise...etc. etc. etc."

Picard

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"Space", "the universe"... Same basic concept, anyway...

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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Well to be fair, Kirk was first...

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

That's a stretch, Tim.

Anyway...

"What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! In form and moving, how express and admirable! In action how like an angel! In apprehension how like a god! The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! And yet to me what is the quintessence if dust? Man delights not me..."
- Shakespeare, `Hamlet'