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Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

That's my father, sister, and mother. Faces are blured for your protection. (That and I don't feel like having a three week bruise on one of my arms if my sister finds out....)

You know the drill. Have fun!

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Entry to come later...but DAMN, Bubba! Your sister's yummy! Send her my way!

:::as his registration is magically & mysteriously deleted:::

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Charles' sister : Do you think the guys on the forums will find me attractive?

Charles' dad: If this photo ends up on the forums, I'll rip that bearded sheep shagger apart with my own bare hands.

Charles' mum: I hope that Sol System's watching this, I've heard some very interesting stories about the size of his manhood. *cue big smile* Why hello big boy!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 08, 2001).]

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Charles' mum (Marge): Where the hell's Charles (Bart) gone!

Charles' dad (Homer): That boy, he's probably in detention again, When he gets back he'll get the biggest spanking of his life.

Charles' sister (Lisa): Dad, you said you'd take me to that science exhibit, you promised!

Charles' dad (Homer): Don't annoy me, daddy's looking pretty for the camera.

*Charles' dad goes off into a daydream state*

Charles' dad (Homer): Mmmmm, Beer!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #3

What a stupid place to plant a fucking tree - Marc Bolan

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 08, 2001).]

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Have you seen these people? Call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS. You do not have to leave your name and you are not required to testify. If you do leave your name, you could be in line to receive a monetary reward if your tip leads to the arrest of these three suspects.

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 08, 2001).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Its the Capps' Family... duh duh duh duh, *snap snap*

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"President Bush. It's fun saying that. Go ahead, you try." - M. Lucinsky, Spectrum Editor

"Being a liberal is one of the most gutless choices you can make. It doesn't require you to think, it only requires you to feel." - Rush Limbaugh

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Charles' Sis: See? They love me more than they love you, Chuckie!!!

Charles' Dad: Hahahahaha!!!!!

Charles' Mom: Nyah!!!!!

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 14, 2001).]

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

I'm sorry. I can't come up with a good caption involving the people I can barely see. In fact, all that comes to mind is...

ALL YOUR FACE ARE BELONG TO US!

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Tonight on Cops...

We have a domestic violence call. Apparently a fight broke out after someone put 'rabbit ears' on another member in a candid photo. We have reports that one of them is armed and dangerous, and to watch out for the attack sheep.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Stude

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Keep in mind that these entries will be shown to them. Feel free to edit your previous entries if you find them inappropriate.

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

The Beergoggle family in a lighter moment while helping little Katie up to the porcelain altar to chunder mindlessly.

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"Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

ROFL, Charles gets beat on by his sister...what a pussy...

Wait, if you're gonna show this to them, then why did you say in the original post you DIDN'T want your sister to find out?

Wait, are those Cub Scouts medallions on that plaque to the right? I think they are! Are those yours, Charles?! Hehe...pussy.

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Why does it look like CC's sister is about to make that heavy-metal-band "devil" sign w/ her left hand?

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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Wait a minute, isn't that the legendary plaque with the name "Chuck Capps" on it? *snigger*

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*cue 60 Minutes*

Mike Wallace: We have an inside interview with the Capps family, to gain insight on the so called Mulluh of Cappistan, who is trying to take over the world. Their faces have been blocked for their protection.

Charles' Sis: It was awful, seeing all those things. All his evil plans to take over the world........

Charles' Dad: We would have never known that he was responsible for hatching the Lewinsky affair, the assasination of JFK, the coverup at Roswell, his association with Cancer Man.......

Charles' Mom: I mean, he was the perfect boy, who would have known all this time that he was trying for World Domination. That picture of him with the globe should have given us a clue....... *holds peace sign* May the world have mercy on us.......

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"My Name is Elmer Fudd, Millionaire. I own a Mansion and a Yacht."
Psychiatrist: "Again."

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 08, 2001).]

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Sis: That's right, smile, and look like you mean it.
Mom: What will you do to us?
Sis: It's only Charles I'm after. He wont suspect I took this lucious shape!
Dad: You won't get away with this!!
Sis: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHH!!!!
Mom: This deal is getting worse all the time...

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Here lies a toppled god,
His turnip not a small one.
We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Omigod, they switched Charles' father with a cardboard figurine!!

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

This would be so much better if you DIDN'T censor their faces, since we could see their expressions. Besides, I want to see this sister chic of yours...

If you unblur the pic, I'll post a picture of me! Come on, fair trade!

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

No, 359. I don't want to lose my eyesight.

Kidding!!!

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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

Damn. Charles and I were both Cub Scouts. I remember those arrowheads and that tri-color shoulder pin strap thingy. Ick.

Announcer: This is a Public Service Announcement. Next week begins a tradition for American colleges and universities everywhere: Spring Break. Across this nation, millions of 18 to 25 year olds with leave their dormitories and head to places like South Padre Island, Daytona Beach, Palm Springs, and Toronto. But this a warning...

Mom: I got the call at Midnight. My little girl was at the beach. She'd had a little to drink--

Dad: A little!? Honey, our baby-girl was plastered! She admitted to 47 amaretto sours, 4 bottles of beer, 7 bottles of Tequila, and at least 1 attempted keg stand!

Sister: **slurred speech** I am not as think as you drunk I am. I ain't. It's just a dirty rumor spread by all the people I've tripped over tonight.

Dad: See!? She's completely and uttered ****faced!

Mom: No! She's just slightly unsober!

Sister: Omega is right!

Mom: Nevermind, she's ****faced, all right. Wait a second. WHERE'S MY SON!? CHUCKIE!? CHUCKIE-BOY, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?

Announcer: Just a reminder, dear people. On this Spring Break, drink in moderation. Or the result could be this. Thank you.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Toronto?????

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I guess that's how Canadian teens head south...

Posted by Siegfried (Member # 29) on :

What's wrong with Toronto?

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Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians!
Me: I have a camcorder.
Nic: But no lesbians.
Me: Ahhh... no.
Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!

ICQ Conversation From January 23, 2001.

Posted by Fabrux (Member # 71) on :

Actually, if you want to head south in Canada, head for Halifax.

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"Lately I've noticed that everyone seems to trust me. It's really quite unnerving. I'm still trying to get used to it."
- Garak, "Empok Nor"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

CC's Sis: I think I lost my left thumb..... I don't know where it is.

CC's Mom: But you do have two extra fingers on top of your head.... see?

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

CC's sister: (smiling) If you show this online, I'll rip your nuts out and place granades in their place.

CC's dad: (smiling) If I see this online, I'll have someone take you out.

CC's mom: (smiling) If this goes online, make sure that I look twenty or else no more breast milk for you.

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I just thought of something... With the faces blurred out, how do we know which one is the father, which one is the mother, and which one is the sister? :-)

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

God, that's uncanny. . . everyone in the pub looked like this after about the dozenth JD & Coke. . .

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by Omega (Member # 91) on :

What's wrong with Toronto?

Francesca: He was born on the tundra, that's where he belongs. You'll kill him if you take him to Toronto.
Thatcher: That's a bit drastic, don't you think?
Francesca: Look, I've been to Toronto. Trust me, nothing can survive there.
- "due South"

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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, co-operate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, [and] die gallantly. Specialisation is for insects."
- Woodrow Wilson Smith

Posted by Antagonist (Member # 484) on :

Money Penny: Your targets for assassination, 007, are the targets in the enclosed picture. This is three of the four members of the infamous (and feared) Capps family, leaders of the Solareclipse Flare Syndicate. They've been linked by circumstantial evidence only, and under questionable means, to twenty three counts of arson, forty four counts of money laundering, seventeen counts of first degree murder (and many more lesser degrees of murder), pimping on the streets of Thailand, and the most heinous crime of all...

SPAWNING THE BEAST KNOWN AS CHARLES CAPPS!!

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Friendship is truly tested when it is time to share the burden.
- The Tao of Shinsei

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

A moment after this photo was taken, Charles's sister clapped her hands happily. Unfortunately, she forgot to remove them from her parents' shoulders first, and the coconutlike sound of their heads colliding secretly delighted young Charles.

Posted by PsyLiam (Member # 73) on :

My god. Charles' family have just fulfilled every stereotype I have about the typical US family, in one shot.

I'd say that they're all pretty excited about an upcoming visit from Simon's man train. They've smeared their faces with vasaline to prepare themselves.

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Didya show this to them yet, CC? And did they choose a winner?

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Y'know, the more I look at this photo, the more I think Charles' sister is actually only 4 feet tall - she's being held up by hanging from her parents' shoulders, and her mum's giving her an extra boost by holding onto ther collar, and her feet are dangling down just out of shot.

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Ross: This is not good for my rage. *takes another pill*

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

I've decided NOT to show them, as they would not enjoy (and not understand) much of the humor and comments... *LOL*

And for the record, she's 5'2".... Dad's side of the family is short.

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

5'2"??

Tinygrrl! Tinygrrl!

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

You know what they say about small chics...

Well, at least, what I say about small chics...

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

So. Planning on judging these at any time in the coming or not so coming future type timeline?

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-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Yes! More thoroughness to the people!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

For great judging.

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :

Judging them in this timeline? Of course not - the billions of other mes in the billions of other timelines have already done their jobs...

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"Babies are squirmy, ugly, dirty, smelly, and noisy. They'd offend all five of my senses if I had any reason to lick one..."
-- TSN, 2001.01.11 23:27, PhoenixChat