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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I think we've gone over-quota on the last one.

Private Parts by Howard Stern

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Saving Ryan's Privates

yeah, you heard me...

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
"Shindler's Lust."
- got that one from Queer As Folk.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
HAHA! The trivialization of a Jewish sympathizer! That = class!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Class act.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Class Action Lawsuit

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Justin_Timberland (Member # 236) on :
 
Class Action: The Next Orgasm

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There's more to life than just sex...there's sex with chocolate.
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Revenge of the Class Action

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

[This message has been edited by Altair (edited March 20, 2001).]
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi, at last we will have our revenge!"

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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."


[This message has been edited by Gurgeh (edited March 20, 2001).]
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Revenge is cold shit best served with a nine inch dildo and taser guns attached to the nipples.

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
OWTCH!!!!

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
NNNG!

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Guh!

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You've got to be kidding!
I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes
And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Spam?
 
Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Dead Parrot

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
One Eye

(from the Taco Bell commercial...)

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
"Did you ever try to see the world like a one-eyed man?"
-Flow, Individual Totem

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
G'Kar.

(God I hate these Taco Bell commercials lately. Those actors look like they should stay in the cubicals at work.)

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Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
T'Pau

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You've got to be kidding!
I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes
And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Vulcan

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Jackson Archer

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Sam Beckett.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Waiting for WHO??" --my oldest stepsister, age 14

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Doctorin' The TARDIS

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
WHY EMERIL, WHY?

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
The Who

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Cindy Lou Who.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Cindy Margolis

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Cheap skanky dirty crack whore.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Tasha Yar

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Tomgirl.
(I had one once, wouln't put on a skirt to save her life, heh. She was cool. Sorry, I'm listening to "Moonlight Shadow", getting all sentimental.)

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Tommy Hilfiger

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"Oh for fuck's sake, stop your moaning,
If you fancy a threesome at this time of night, you can't get start getting choosey about which particular three!
-Queer As Folk, UK
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Crap.

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"...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around."
-"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic
 


Posted by Saiyanman Benjita (Member # 122) on :
 
Carp

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You've got to be kidding!
I'm wet, I'm naked, your sister is wearing my clothes
And this is all part of some evil plot to rule the world as a soggy chimp in my BIRTHDAY SUIT???!!!
Saiyanman Benjita's Dragonball Page



 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
crap

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Jeff, next time, look before you post...

Shit

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
cow dung

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Mad cow disease.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Repetition.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Repetition.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Inquisition.
 
Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
I did look before I posted. But I saw "carp" and the first thing to pop into my mind was "crap", and this being word association, that's what I put. Honestly.

Spanish.

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Spanish Dogs

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Omega's mom.

Don't ask. It's been a weird couple of days.

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Don't ask???

You mean there's a story to your post?
Omega's mom rejected you, didn't she?

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited March 25, 2001).]
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Nobody - including Omega's Mom, or mine, for that matter - can reject Dolph Lundgren.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Maggie, you have to get control of your life again and stop these dellusions.
Sikh is not Dolph Lundgren, nor is the pope.
Yes, many people have been accused of being the Dolph, but it has never proved to be true.

We worry for you, please.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Grace Jones did. They were married. And then divorced.

I saw a picture of them together when she did that "Playboy" layout in the July 85 issue. Scary shit, man. Glad they never had kids.

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid


 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Sikh's aren't Dolph Lundgrens, only Swedes.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Well they'd have to be Swedes to have a name like 'Dolph'

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere."
- Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Um, did I hear something? Must've been a fly...

By the way, he took that name. Well, not that you'd know the difference.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Marty McFly

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Back to the Past

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :
 
Master Blaster.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Jon "Master" Bates

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"They�ll see and they�ll say, why she wouldn�t even hurt a fly."

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
"A man will beg, a man will crawl on the sheer face of love, like a fly on the wall..."

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

Or even:

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Medical marijuana. (Took me a while, but I got one!)

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :
 
Half-Baked. "Ddduuuuuuudddeeee!!"

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Sweeeeeeeeeettttttttttt!!!!!!

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Peter "Tankass" Olwell.

(Perhaps one day, the entire "Saga Of Pete" shall be told to the masses...)

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Orson Welles.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Wells Class timeship

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
 


Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :
 
Timeship Relativity

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold



 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Captain Braxton

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
MacGyver

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Stargate SG-1.

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Star Trek: The Next Generation

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.

(Like you didn't see THAT one coming)

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Look who's talking

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Omega's mom

(Man, that's just a nice unilateral post concept, tain't it?)

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
FrankG


So does that.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Dolph Lundgren

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Dorothy Catalonia. (The bitch who ran QW thru with a SWORD on GW!)

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
He shot who in the what now?

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
DOLPH LUNDGREN SHOTTS TEH PEOEPLE!!!!!!!11!!!!!

AAH AAH!!! (IM GETTNIG TEH SHOTT!11!!!!!)) AAHH!!1

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
TEH DAKRSTAR EMPRESZIONZ!!111!!!1!

Great Idea!!

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Series ZIG! For great idea!!"

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
All your base are belong to Dolph Lundgren.

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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
No, to Richard Kiel, dude. Can't you read?

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
YES!!! I AM VINDICATED!!!!!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.



 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Maybe in the movie. But in real life, all your base are Dolph's.

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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Dolph? What you say!!

You have no chance to survive...

::Makes his time::

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Dolph, Kearney, Jimbo, Nelson...
Ha HAA!

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
D'oh!

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
mmmm....donut

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Vash The Stampede

(Not that I've actually sat down & WATCHED "Trigun" yet...but soon.)

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Beware the Insurance Ladies.

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Ack double post! Gotta save face!

Uh um

Death of a Saleman!

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

[This message has been edited by Jeff Raven (edited April 02, 2001).]
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
HELLS GRANNIES!!!!
 
Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Gangs of vicious "keep left" signs.

Right! Stop that! It's silly!

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"Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. � Believe in nothing..."
-Tool, �nima
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Silly String

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Omega's mum, getting it up the arse by "Long Dong Silver".

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
 


Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :
 
Christy's Revenge: Hard, Deep, and Anal

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
BRAD: The Game

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Stupidia: 10 points

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Idiocy Reigns

(favorite saying of mine)

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Rule #25, AKA "K's Law"--"No, a PERSON is smart. PEOPLE are dumb, stupid, panicky, don't know what's good for themselves."

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Smart people I like. Smart ASS I don't like!

Patrovita, Raw Deal (which they gave "him", btw)

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Ultra Magnus.

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
I am an ass? Or you don't like me? Or perhaps you are talking about the true Ultra Magnus, ex-Holder of the Matrix.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Maybe I should use that "Flare: Where sarcasm is just one more service we offer." I have no reason to dislike you UM.

------------------
"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Flair

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Flamer

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Jeff Kardde

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Wild Karrde

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
"...five-card stud, nothing wild, and the sky's the limit..."

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
All Good Things...

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
I, Q

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
== suck

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Salty balls.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Chef

------------------
"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Swedish

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Dolph Lundgren.

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Bad movies.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Scary Movies

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"To all Harry-Fans: I meant no disrespect against Harry and have nothing against the stupid little creature. Thanks and enjoy the show."
Nimrod, 04-04-01.

---
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"The Art Of War" & "Battlefield Earth"

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Dolph Lundgren.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Kris Kristofferson

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Keva Rosenberg.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Dr. Katz

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :
 
Cats

"All Your Base Are Belong To Us!"

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)


 


Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :
 
Tippy.

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
***
"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"Tippicanoe & Tyler, too!"

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
William Henry Harrison == dumbass

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Well double-dumbass on you!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"What kind of job qualifications are you going to put on your resume? 'DUMBASS?'" --Red Forman

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Dumbbunny...

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Roger Rabbit

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

 


Posted by AndrewR (Member # 44) on :
 
Jessica Rabbit

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Homer: I'm gonna miss Springfield. This town's been awfully good to us.
Bart: No, it hasn't, Dad. That's why we're leaving.
Homer: Oh, yeah. [pokes his head out the window] So long, Stinktown!
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Playmate. (mmm)
 
Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
In a Playboy bunny suit...

------------------
"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Rabbit Stew

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Darool, Darool!!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season!
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Rabbit season!
Daffy: Duck season! Fire!
*Kaboom!*

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Michael Garibaldi's second favortie thing in the universe.

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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Regaine.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Picard: "I can't believe it, it's the 24th century and still no cure for goddamn baldness."

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :
 
Dolph Lundgren.

Is not bald.

------------------
"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Eagle

------------------
"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Bill Pullman

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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
 


Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :
 
Lost Highway.

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Highway to Heaven

------------------
"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Heartbreak Ridge

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Pork Chop Hill

What Number is this WA anyway, last I knew was, damn, 20 or 21???
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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


[This message has been edited by Ritten (edited April 20, 2001).]
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Porky's

(This one should be number 21, since last the previous one was subtitled: "No longer a teenager".)

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Wow, I figured it would be 23 or 24..... I am surprised...

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Deflecting back on track here...

Frank Zappa's custom patented Aerosol Pork Spray

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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Moon Unit 1 and 2

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Deathstar. *cough*ripoff

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by MC Infinity (Member # 531) on :
 
Mini-me

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001



 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
"He's taking over Corley Motors to make minivans! MINIVANS!!! *cough* *cough*"

------------------
Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
The A-Team

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Cats vs. Mr. T

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan

[This message has been edited by TSN (edited April 22, 2001).]
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
The Captain & Cats yaoi fanfic that someone I know plans to write.

------------------
"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth
 


Posted by Austin Powers (Member # 250) on :
 
Cat: "You should apologize for the chicken - first meal I ever had where the container tasted better than the food".

------------------
Kryten: Pub? - Ah yes. A meeting place where people attempt to achieve
advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of
fermented vegetable drinks. - Red Dwarf "Timeslides"


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Catfight.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Anton: "I'm looking for my cat... we got in a fight."

Molly: "Well it looks like your cat kicked your ass."

(Or something like that...) - Idle Hands.

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"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Josie and the Pussycats?

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Lost the Cat fight for their own theme song....

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
Puss-in-boots

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
The cat-torture thread.

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
"They fight!
And fight!
And fight and fight and fight!
Fightfightfight, fightfightfight!
The Itchy and Scratchy SHOOOWWW!!"

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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Cat, from Red Dwarf. Especially the early episodes, when he was funniest... :-)

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :
 
This is mine... This is mine.... And this is mine!

------------------
"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"Fish!"

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan
 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Abe Vigoda

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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"


 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
H.S: I'm Haile Selassie.
Churchill: I'm Haile delighted.

------------------
Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Halle Berry

------------------
"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Storm.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
Perfect

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV


 


Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :
 
Heather

------------------
"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
A plant.

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Lister: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat: "I'm courting."
Lister: "Courting who?"
Cat: "Whoever shows up!"
-Red Dwarf, "Me�"
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Chris Walken.

(also, he played a vegetable in "The dead zone", and I think William Fichtner looks like him, and what movie was Fichtner a fisherman in, Ritten?)

------------------
Don't kill me, I'm charming!

 


Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :
 
Max Zorin.

------------------
"Intelligence People. You guys are unbelievable. You guys dump a mess like this (that you created) and then you come to me whining "Where is our funding"? Well I'll tell you where your funding is. Can you say Health-Care"
- The President of the United States of America, The Long Kiss Goodnight
 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Yorin, the Movement (the name of a new TV channel here in The Netherlands)

------------------
"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

 


Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :
 
They missed the word 'bowel'....

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV



 


Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :
 
Titanic

------------------
"I don't poke my head into business world too much. All I care about is making the show. And naked stuff."

- Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Iced DeCaprio.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Veal Piccata.

------------------
"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."

Samuel Hoffenstein
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Beef.

------------------
Lister: "Drop dead, Rimmer."
Rimmer: "Already have done."
Lister: "Encore."
-Red Dwarf, "Kryten"
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Hungry

------------------
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen"
Samuel Adams



 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
Diet (I'm on one)

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by The Talented Mr. Gurgeh (Member # 318) on :
 
Oh, so you're a girl, then?

Pepsi.

------------------
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen"
Samuel Adams



 


Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
Britney Spears.

------------------
"Let me ask you something, Mr. Garibaldi, a purely philosophical question. On a scale of 1 to 10, how stupid do you think I am anyway?" - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
 


Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :
 
Moonshine.

------------------
"Babies haven't any hair;
old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lies a haircut and a shave."

Samuel Hoffenstein
 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
Pants

------------------
"You know, putting up a tent is like making love to a beautiful woman. You undo the zip, pop in your pole and slip into the old bag."
- Swiss Toni, The Fast Show (British comedy show)
---
Titan Fleet Yards - Harry Doddema's Star Trek Site


 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
"I find your lack of pants disturbing..."

------------------
"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
 


Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :
 
*looks at Gurgeh*
WHAT???
No, I'm getting a spare tire, and I don't like it. Neither does the gf. Especially during.. no, too much information.

Anyway...

James Earl Jones.

------------------
The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
 


Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :
 
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

------------------
"Even the colors are pompous!"
-a friend of mine, looking at a Lexus brochure
 


Posted by Harry (Member # 265) on :
 
George

W.

Bush
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :
 
That's My Bush.

Wow..this WA's been hanging around since March. Usually they take about 2 weeks to reach 200.

[ June 06, 2001: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
 


Posted by Nimrod (Member # 205) on :
 
"SIR, EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH????"
 
Posted by Charles Capps (Member # 9) on :
 
This one hath expired.
 


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