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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

And why not?

This week's image comes from SirtisUK. Something a bit harder, fnarr fnarr. . .

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Troi: Taste my fireball, dishonourable mirror person. Hy-ryu-ken!

Crusher: Well taken, ancient one. I shall now do my Fan-boy Pants Stirrer Kick!
HY-HY-HY-HY-Haaaa!!.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

[This message has been edited by Gaseous Anomaly (edited March 26, 2001).]

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

PAAAAAARRRRPPPP!!!

*guilty silence*

Bridge to Gym Room; everything OK down there?

*guilty silence*

Gym room?

*guilty silence*

Worf, take a security team down there. See what the hell's going on.

SHIT!!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Deanna: We've held this position for ages, when is that music going to start again.

Picard standing in the background: *mumbles* not a chance - I'm enjoying the view.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Troi: "I ... can ... almost ... reach ... it ..."

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Star Trek Gamma Quadrant
Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted)
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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

The Federation's version of "The Interrogation of Charles Capps" has its unfortunate victims bound by invisible tractor beams.

Oh my god, the horror, the HUMANITY!!!!

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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Troi and Beverly practice positions for the "Enterprise Porn Series."

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Beverly: That gorgeous ambassador coming on board tomorrow - he'll like me in this position won't he.

Deanna: Not a chance, he prefers to take women whilst they're in this position.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*looks at Vogon's Sig*

Zapp: "Kif, I have made it with both these women! Inform the crew!"

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 26, 2001).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Video: "Up, down, touch the ground..."

Troi: Are you sure Winnie the Pooh is a exercise expert?

Beverly: Of course! Wait til you try the honey diet.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Troi: "Is he looking yet? I'm getting tired..."

Crusher: "He's looking at me!"

Troi: "The hell you say! We all know I've got a better butt."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

T: This wind-tunnel exercise is very tiresome!

C: Push against the ceiling, like me, it's a killer for the abs! Oops sorry, I forgot you're a midget.

T: *Next therapy session I'm definately gonna fuck her up...*

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

"Is he looking yet?"

"No."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Crusher: Hey, hey Deanna, look at the way I'm hanging off the top of this photo - isn't this cool?

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

*Behind the mirror*

Picard: Ohhh yeah baby, bend it over...ohhhh yeahhhh...(strokes some more)...ohhh yeahh BABY! Show it to me!!!(strokes faster)....OHHHH GODDDD, you're so HOT!!!! (lots of moaning!)....mmmmm....Bev...OHH GOD, YES! YES! YES!!!!(LOUD MOANING)

*Bev & Deanna stop for a second*

Deanna: Did you just hear the captain?

Bev: Yup. It's just ol' baldly, shining up his "Captain's Rod."

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

[This message has been edited by Quatre Winner (edited March 26, 2001).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Don't you mean, Captain's Log?

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

McFadden: So this is how you got your guest role on Voyager?

Sirtis: Yes, and I'm hoping to get a bigger part in the next feature film.

McFadden: That's why we're here, right?

*Janitor Enters*

Janitor: Excuse me ladies, but you're going to have to leave now. I'm scheduled to clean Mr. Braga's office. He gave me this paper with time intervals on it, so you can schedule your appointments with him here. Everything's free except 4:00 to 5:30. That's what he calls 'Seven Heaven' I'm not sure what that means. Oh, and 6:00 is booked too. Mr. Shultz, and something about a caboose are mentioned, so I'm thinking he's perhaps going on a train ride with Dwight Shultz. I don't know, I'm only the janitor.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

McFadden: There has to be a better way to raise the ratings this season than doing this all the time.

Sirtis: Well, we could always dye our hair blonde and wear skin-tight lycra catsuits that makes our breast bigger.

McFadden: Didn't they try that with you last season?

Sirtis: I didn't dye my hair blonde. But the season's still young.

McFadden: I guess it's time to hit the showers then and begin our big vibrator scene. Let's go.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Crusher: "Why are you bending over like that?"

Troi: "I want to do another Voyager episode and Braga told me this is favorite position, for um, directing something called the 'Man-Train'."

Crusher: "What's that, a new TV series?"

Troi: "Guess so, and I want to get the lead."

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"Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try anytime, anywhere." - Bester
Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Troi: I enjoy Bending over.

- or -

Troi: Bending over sure is fun.

- or -

Troi: I like to bend over.

- or -

Me: Yes there is a point to the above, regarding the above.

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

(I couldn't help myself but use the title of this thread...)

Troi: "Is the Par'Mach in there?"

Doctor: "Lower your hands some more, I cannot look in it yet."

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Terry: "Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, ...."
Max: "And?"
Terry: "I forgot."
Max: "Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one."
Terry: "They're all boring."

- Batman Beyond (aka: Batman of the Future)

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Sirtis: I can't believe that they are making us strech like this before our scene.

McFadden: What do you expect? Sarah Jessica Parker does this in Sex And The City before her sex scenes.

Sirtis: Yeah, but we're playing a lesbian swinger couple in Queer As Folk.

McFadden: All the more reason, we're doing the big orgy scene instead of the gym scene.

Sirtis: What!! Now I have to shave down in my frontal area then!! I hate frontal nudity...

Director in the background: Alright ladies, we're starting in 5 minutes.

Sirtis: Damn, no time. Oh well, my character is French anyway.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Crusher: Does this make my breasts look big?

Troi: No, they look smaller actually. While we are on the subject, does bending over make my ass look big?

Crusher: Actually, no. They look smaller from that position.

Troi: Maybe I should try twisting myself in a 6 position on the floor.

Crusher: I'll join you then, I've been dying to try the 9 position.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Rejects from the Enterprise cheerleading squad...

Crusher: Gimme a Y!

Troi: Gimme an L!

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

"Y... M... C... A...."

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

Crusher: *thinks whilst staring at Deanna's arse* It's at times like this that I could just get down on my knees and curse god for making me a woman.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #8

Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - General Custer

[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 30, 2001).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Deanna: I liked Charles when he was in *this* position.
Beverly: Really? I think he looked cuter in *this* position.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Um... lee? I know that you're all so "happy" now, but PLEASE judge this capcom!!!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Troi: "I sense ... sadism. Immense cruelty, and enjoyment ... directed at us. Beverly, it's ... overwhelming."

Bev: "I can believe it. That bastard has forced us to stand in these positions for eight days!"

Troi: "Please, Lee, if you can hear me -- judge this CapCom! We're not meant to be kept prisoners like this! Please, IMAZADIIIIII!"

[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited April 03, 2001).]

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

You do realise that now you've made that plea, Lee will probably leave it for a couple of weeks just to piss you lot off....

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #9

Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Damn. This means I have to find a new image for the next competition. . .

Oh well. The winner's Gaseous Anomaly. Runners-up are Michael_T and Quatre Winner. Congrats to all. 8)

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :