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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

I will quite possibly get smote for this but here goes.....

You know the drill, peeps....

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Crazy Background Man: "I've got two tickets for the man train, son."

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Little did we know that CC was going, not to Seattle, but back to his mothership, along w/ all his other clones...

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Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

CC: "Boy, this fancy new e-career sure is heartless. Where is the love? Where is the respect for my fellow man? They've got me sitting in a hallway! How I wish my special guardian friend from the North were here."

Man: "Ho, ho! Charles! Don't despair! I've come to rescue you!"

CC: "Yukon Cornelius!"

Man: "In the flesh, son!"

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Charles Capps: mild-mannered coding geek by day, crazed HAMAS carbomber codenamed "Falafel" by night.

[Note: gentleman to right is unknown; goes only by the name of "Hummus."]

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Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

CC: My name is Charles Capps.

Psychiatrist in background: How do you feel?

CC: Much better, I realise now that those delusions I had been having were just that. You told me that if I was okay within six months, I'd be able to see my girlfriend. Well, it's six months now. I'd really been looking forward to this day.

Psychiatrist in background: You know what I think? I don't think you have given up those beliefs. You're just telling me what I want to hear.

CC: *sighs* You don't understand, after I shagged those sheep, the offspring mutated some time in the future and are now killer sheep. They've been sent from the future to kill my girlfriend, I have to protect her.

Psychiatrist in background: You disappoint me, I suppose it'll have to be another six months now.

CC: *being dragged away* THEY'LL KILL US ALL!, THEY'LL KILL US ALL!.....

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Chuckie appears once again to tell Charles to start fires.

"Burn them all! BURN THEM ALL!"

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

CC groans in dismay as he realizes that today's "Dilbert" strip precisely mirrors his current situation.

CC: @#$%!

Guy: Does that make me Wally?

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Charles demonstrates his skills to a coworker as he explains with a little digital imagination, he too can have a schlong as big as Simon's...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Capps: "Ah, my fellow bearded brother.. come see this."

Guy: "What is it? My god..that poor sheep."

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Charles: This priceline.com is great! I can name my OWN price on anything!

Charles Clone: Really? I've never checked it out.

Charles: Yeah, right now I'm naming my own price on VIP tickets for the Man Train.

Charles Clone: *puts arm on Charles shoulder* Uh, hey, could I get in on that too?

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Charles #1: Hmm... I guess I missed this e-mail. It says, "Dear Charles, finish Flare 3 or else I shall grow an evil bio-android replicant to replace you!" Like that would ever happen...

Charles #2: Hi, I'm an evil bio-android replicant sent here to replace you.

Charles #1: D'oh!

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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Always two there are. No more, no less. A master and an apprentice. . .

Darth Capps: "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Flaregoers. At last we will have revenge."
Darth Hideous: "You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you."

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

CC: So what was the deal with your mother back there? She sounded upset.

Man-with-glowing-eyes: She just goes a little crazy sometimes, we all go a little crazy sometimes, don't you?

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Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

What IS it with the zit on the right side of his face anyway? It looks MORE than nasty...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles: *Am feelink wery strange...I am feelink somethink I have not felt since...*

Evil Twin: Mother would be wery disappointed. You had bright future at AOL.

Charles: *...since last time I am wantink to skin a human and usink him for shelter!*

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

::The Justice League of America's newest superhero, Capps Blue and Capps Red::

Capps Red: "A bank robbery you say Commissioner? We're on our way."

Capps Blue: "Let our powers combine..."

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[This message has been edited by Hobbes (edited April 05, 2001).]

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

CC's friend: Is it done yet?

CC: No, you have to wait like me.

CC's friend: When will it finish?

CC: About 2 minutes from now.

CC's friend: Can't you speed it up or something?

CC: If I could I would, just sit back and wait til the Pam and Tommy Lee video finishes downloading.

CC's friend: Damn! I'm already leaking here...

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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Alrighty! I told you people to drop me a message to judge these thingies.. sorry it took so long, it's near to finals here, and I'm getting ready to go see Charles soon as well.

Soo..... Here goes!

1st Place: Jeff Raven for his histerical UF reference.
2nd PLace: Sol, for Yukon Cornelius (what would we do without him?)
3rd Place: Krenim for the Alien Replicant. (will we EVER see Flare 3?)
Honorable Mention: Orion - I could have done without the sheep shagging, however.
And the award for sexual reference goes to: Michael_T

Thanks for playing!

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.