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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Do you think it's possible that he'll kill me for this?

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

"Be SEEING you, Mr. Sperling....!"

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC comes to the realization that, if he kills Jubee because of these CappsComs, he'll have to join the man train for satisfaction. Decisions, decisions...

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-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

I FORGOT MY SHEEP!

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Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

CC: The world hasn't seen the last of...*rips off hairpiece*...LEX LUTHOR, THE GREATEST CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF OUR TIME!!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

CC: *thinks* And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those dratted kids and that pesky dog.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Guard: No thinking, Capps. Dalesworth's coming to your cell tonight, and you better be stupid for him, bettern't ya?!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Charles, thinking to himself: Holy crap, look at them suckers! Oh, wait, gotta make sure they can't see me...maybe if I put my arm up like this, I can get a nice peak. Oh yeah...that's beautiful...who put this copy of Man Train Magazine here anyway?

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Reading the Gun Control thread gives poor Charles a migraine.

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Charles belatedly realizes that when he declined Jubes offer of 'a little something sweet to eat' she WASN'T talking about candy.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Charles ponders the very idea of moving to Seattle as he prepares for the brain fart of the decade which could have profound seismolocial consequences for Seattle...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

::Capps making shadow puppets::

"See, if I move my fingers like this it almost looks like a sheep. MMMmmmmmm...sheep."

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Charles: There's a giant spider on my head! Get it off! Get it off! Oh wait, that's just my hand... Never mind.

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Charles' initial attempts at the Rimmer Salute were dismal failures.

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

And for the third.......

1st place: Orion - Sheep
2nd place: Fo2 - a little something sweet... *grin*
3rd place: Krenim - Spider

Quatre Winner gets a special award for his Earthquake Reference.

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.