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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

It's a good thing we're not living with eachother yet..

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

What you can't see is the sledgehammer in his hands, which is about to meet the camera so this can't happen again...

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"As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise."
-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Charles Capps

John Rambo

Office Space: First Blood Part V

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Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Bound at the wrists & hung tenuously from the ceiling tile, young Charles Capps comes the the sad realization that just because Simon Sizer can type without hands doesn't mean that he can, too.

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

CC: "I GOT THE POWERUP AND WON THE GAME!!!

"Uhhh... I mean... Uh... Finally, I got that code debugged! Yes!"

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

CC: Stay down there and keep your head out of the picture. I don't want the missus to see this.

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Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

CC: Now call me names!

S/M Leather Kitten: You are a trolling, instigating tramp of an admin! *lashes nine tail whip*

CC: AAAAAH! Yeah, more, more!! What about my driving skills? No, my programming!

Kitten: There are broken links everywhere, and your html sucks!!!

CC: MOOOOORE!!!!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Last time on Power Rangers: Light Speed Rescue

Zordon: Charles, the monster Kizuma has appeared in the downtown district and is attacking. You and the other rangers must stop them.

Charles Capps: Okay, have the rest of them meet me there. It's morphing time...

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles: I am....Sid's.... Towelboy.... *cries*

Some of you might get that reference.

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Thanks, Jeff. You reminded me that I hadn't read UF for a few days... *L*

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

GOOD! No underarm wetness! Yet...

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Come on, damnit! Tan my underarms!

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

CC: "THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!"

CC's Boss: "Um... yeah, but I just asked you if you could finish this code by 4:00."

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Aerobics Video: "Now strech and one and two and three then four...!"

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Capps: "See Jubes, the rash has cleared up. Now can I come over?"

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Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

Charles: YES!!!! Charles, the conqueror of EBAY! I have emerged victorious as the triumphant highest bidder on a one-of-a-kind Tiffany glass sculpture of the Man Train! Only $8,000.00!!!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Minutes after this photo was taken, all people (except one) in the office were killed by an unknown gaseous agent. The FBI are stumped as to the origin of this mysterious gas, and are trying to figure out why this man was the only survivor.

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"Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years."
- Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15

[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 28, 2001).]

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

As Charles Capps streches after finishing his morining jack-off session, he doesn't realize that there was a person watching him the whole time at the end of the hall. The person was wondering why Jubilee is very attached to the man; needless to say after the person saw the huge phaser this captain was concealing that the person felt very small and inferior and headed to the nearest plastic surgeon.

And today we call him Sol System...
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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

[This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited March 29, 2001).]

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Charles raises his hand because he's Sure�.

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Almost done.....

1st place: TSN - Mario Bros made it to the computer?
2nd place: Shik - I guess the force isn't with him.
3rd place: Fo2 - Four lights? I don't get the reference but it still made me spit coke out my nose.

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

Chain of Command

"There ... are ... FOUR ... lights!"

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