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Jubilee
Member # 99
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It's a good thing we're not living with eachother yet..
------------------ The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
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TSN
Member # 31
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What you can't see is the sledgehammer in his hands, which is about to meet the camera so this can't happen again...------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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Sol System
Member # 30
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Charles CappsIS John Rambo IN Office Space: First Blood Part V ------------------ Not even a god can deny that I have squared the circle of a static Earth and cubed the Earth sphere by rotating it once to a dynamic Time or Life Cube. -- Gene Ray **** Read three (three!) chapters of "Dirk Tungsten in...The Disappearing Planet" Or don't. You know, whatever.
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Shik
Member # 343
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Bound at the wrists & hung tenuously from the ceiling tile, young Charles Capps comes the the sad realization that just because Simon Sizer can type without hands doesn't mean that he can, too.------------------ "For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid
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TSN
Member # 31
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CC: "I GOT THE POWERUP AND WON THE GAME!!!"Uhhh... I mean... Uh... Finally, I got that code debugged! Yes!" ------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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Orion Syndicate
Member # 25
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CC: Stay down there and keep your head out of the picture. I don't want the missus to see this.------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7 Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold
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Nim
Member # 205
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CC: Now call me names!S/M Leather Kitten: You are a trolling, instigating tramp of an admin! *lashes nine tail whip* CC: AAAAAH! Yeah, more, more!! What about my driving skills? No, my programming! Kitten: There are broken links everywhere, and your html sucks!!! CC: MOOOOORE!!!!!! ------------------ Don't kill me, I'm charming!
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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Last time on Power Rangers: Light Speed RescueZordon: Charles, the monster Kizuma has appeared in the downtown district and is attacking. You and the other rangers must stop them. Charles Capps: Okay, have the rest of them meet me there. It's morphing time... ------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Charles: I am....Sid's.... Towelboy.... *cries*Some of you might get that reference. ------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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TSN
Member # 31
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Thanks, Jeff. You reminded me that I hadn't read UF for a few days... *L*------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
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The359
Member # 37
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GOOD! No underarm wetness! Yet...------------------ "No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want" Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
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The359
Member # 37
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Come on, damnit! Tan my underarms!------------------ "No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want" Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)
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First of Two
Member # 16
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CC: "THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!"CC's Boss: "Um... yeah, but I just asked you if you could finish this code by 4:00." ------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Quatre Winner
Member # 464
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Aerobics Video: "Now strech and one and two and three then four...!"------------------ In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!
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Hobbes
Member # 138
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Capps: "See Jubes, the rash has cleared up. Now can I come over?"------------------ "Anatomically impossible, Mr. Garibaldi, but you're welcome to try .. anytime .. anywhere." - Bester Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
Member # 239
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Charles: YES!!!! Charles, the conqueror of EBAY! I have emerged victorious as the triumphant highest bidder on a one-of-a-kind Tiffany glass sculpture of the Man Train! Only $8,000.00!!!------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind." -Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Saltah'na
Member # 33
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Minutes after this photo was taken, all people (except one) in the office were killed by an unknown gaseous agent. The FBI are stumped as to the origin of this mysterious gas, and are trying to figure out why this man was the only survivor.------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
[This message has been edited by Tahna Los (edited March 28, 2001).]
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Mikey T
Member # 144
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As Charles Capps streches after finishing his morining jack-off session, he doesn't realize that there was a person watching him the whole time at the end of the hall. The person was wondering why Jubilee is very attached to the man; needless to say after the person saw the huge phaser this captain was concealing that the person felt very small and inferior and headed to the nearest plastic surgeon. And today we call him Sol System... ------------------ "When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it." Michael_T [This message has been edited by Michael_T (edited March 29, 2001).]
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Jeff Raven
Member # 20
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Charles raises his hand because he's Sure�.------------------ "Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond
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Jubilee
Member # 99
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Almost done..... 1st place: TSN - Mario Bros made it to the computer? 2nd place: Shik - I guess the force isn't with him. 3rd place: Fo2 - Four lights? I don't get the reference but it still made me spit coke out my nose. ------------------ The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.
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Malnurtured Snay
Member # 411
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Chain of Command"There ... are ... FOUR ... lights!" ------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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