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Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Just someone throw an ICQ in my direction reminding me to judge these bloody things, alright? :-) (that's assuming Charles doesn't close them. ;-))

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Charles, why do you work in a hallway?

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

light: "Charles... Charles... This is your god speaking..."

Charles: *thinks* Oh, great... Now I'm hearing voices, and they're me!

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-Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Overlord: "Decontaminate."

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Charles: "Yeah...yeah, a bird on my this morning, so I had t'drop the toupee off at the cleaners on my way to work. Yeah, I KNOW the glare is distracting...."

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

CC: Sol, when you're cracking one off, please make sure you're not in the same room as me.

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Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Hello, Marvel fans everywhere.
I am the being known only as...
The Watcher.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Throng behind camera: Look! LOOK!! A GREAT IDEA!!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

CC: Batman? What are you doing here? Come to thwart the nefarious plans of some criminal mastermind, or duff up a few dastardly villains?

Batman: No, good citizen. I fear that I may have mixed your luminescent noggin with the Bat-Signal.
I was wondering what Commissioner Gordon was doing in Seattle.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I can't see any of these images.

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

God: Charles, you are the chosen one to...

Charles: Wait a second, I want to find out what's on next week's Queer As Folk. Hey, since you're God, do you know if Melanie and Lindsey will get back together and if Brian will tell his dad he's queer?

God: What? Don't you read spoilers? Besides, I watch The Sopranos and Sex And The City. I only get HBO.

Charles: Damn! What kind of god are you?

God: The kind that only watches HBO...

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Pepe le Pew finds a job as a coder.

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

Lets see....I put the shampoo on my head, then I washed myself, then I got out and dried myself....damnit, I KNOW I forgot something! But what?

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

"Scaners VII: Office of Terror"

-or-

Charles is sevretly a Devidian.

-or-

Charles 4 releases the Vorta energy attack towards the unsuspecting Starfleet oficer.

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Lorien: Step into the light.....!

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

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Posted by The359 (Member # 37) on :

CC: "Wherer the hell do they get the idea that I have dandruff?!"

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"No, 3 & 6 are mandatory, so you only have to do them if you want"

Alex, fellow classmate, trying to explain an assignment (2/2/01)

Posted by Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs (Member # 239) on :

There is also a giant light on the front of this. Coincidence?

Hmm.

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Capps: "Super-Flare energy burst!! Take that Pikachu!"

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

After being hit by a pie as an initiation rite, Charles decides to leave the remains there so he can enjoy it later. Hey look, he's already had lunch!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Whoa there, partner. You musn't yank that reply-button, you need to squeeeze.

Charles: *adolescent grin* There, I have now mapped all colour variations of the Rubik's Cube. Mmmm...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

CC: "Milky, milky. Lovely."

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan

Posted by Jubilee (Member # 99) on :

Wow.. this one was hard... too many good ones.

1st place: GA - Holy Burning Lightbulb Batman!
2nd place: TSN - Again we realize that Charles is, in fact, God. If I'm dating him, what does that make me?
3rd place: Michael_T - why would God get cable? that only makes sense. I'm taking this as-is, and not reading inuendo into it, though... so if there is any, I'm lost.

Honorable Mention: GA - *golf clap*

And Hobbes gets the Super Saiyanman(sp?) Benjita award for his Pokemon reference.

Thanks for playing!

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The wheel, it turneth. But the hamster, it hath demised.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer our friend.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

I said Charles is his own god... Nothing more... *L*

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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

What's with the "golf clap", Jubes?

Ooohh! Lovely birdie on the 4th to keep him in the leaderboard!

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

You might wanna ask "Carl and James" that.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Well at least I got honorable mention on one of these...

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Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

YEAH! I WON!

Oh -- wait, no I didn't.

::sniffle::

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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over."
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Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Wha-huh? WTF is he on about?

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Are you sure you needed the word "about" there?