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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

That's right, it's Easter, when. . . something or other happened. I'm an atheist, what the fuck do you want? Anyway, I thought it was time we commemorated this event, and who better than the Easter Bunny? Well, we're all out of Easter ones, but we do have the White Rabbit from "Shore Leave." Here goes. . . 8)

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"It strikes me that there are enough episodes of the Simpsons that people could speak entirely in Simpsonese, using references from the show to explain or describe an endless series of situations. Nelson and Apu . . . at Tinagra.

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Bunny: (to Shatner) Ehhh.... What's up, Dork?

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Damn, and I thought CC was only into sheep.

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Malnurtured Snay (Member # 411) on :

"...and this is what I believe a fully sentient, positronic-brain android will look like."

-Dr. Noonien Soong, keynote address to the Cybernetic Board at the Daystrom Institute

Two seconds later, Dr. Soong was laughed off Earth. He would proceed to a remote colony where he would be assumed killed by the Silicon Entity

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"Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!"
-Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
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I wouln't say that anyone who has ceased to post every time you rant has "realized that they couldn't win" Omega. It's more like "oh, great he comes Mr. conservative frontal lobotomy boy who only hits one note over and over and over and over..."
-Jay, July 15, 2000

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Kirk's Communicator: Enterprise to Kirk, captain come in

Kirk: Kirk here, what's the status?

Communicator: Sir, we are detecting lifeforms approaching you.

Kirk: That's all right, they won't bother me with this bunny costum I have on.

Communicator: But sir, we are detecting hundreds of children with baskets running towards you...

Kirk: I doubt that...

*screaming children in the background*

Kirk: My God!!! Enterprise beam me back onboard now, NOW!!!

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Michael_T

Posted by Gaseous Anomaly (Member # 114) on :

Cadbury's recruitment posters got more and more obscure each passing year.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

oops

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Actor: "I swear to God, if ONE MORE PERSON asks me to say "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date," I'm gonna slash his frickin' THROAT!!!"

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Neo: What the...? I really do need to unplug...

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Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

After seeing Alice in all her hotty finery in the game by American McGee, Captain Kirk would end up going to extreme lengths to try and score with her.

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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Just ask Alice, when she's 10 feet talllll.....
or
when she was just smalllll.....

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"One's ethics are determined by what we do when no one is looking" Nugget
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Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

Posted by Kosh (Member # 167) on :

Voice: "Be vewy, vewy qwite, I hunting wabbits, huh,huh,huh,huh,huh.

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Witty Remark

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Had a fourth season been filmed, the apparent lack of interest of studio executives would have been made manifest in the most obvious and alarming ways. Here we see a proposed design for the "Nasty Alien Of The Week."

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

Posted by Nonsuch on :

it's the first used car salesrabbit.

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And one day we will die
And our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea
But for now we are young
Let us lay in the sun
And count every beautiful thing we can see
Love to be
In the arms of all I'm keeping here with me

- Jeff Mangum

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

BEFORE <=> AFTER

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

After years of being hounded by little kids the Easter bunny has finally flipped as he paints a grenade white to pass it off as an egg.

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

New! New! New!

From the vulcanized and fertile creative space known as Sol System Fiction Productions

Giant Rabbits In A Swamp

Now in a highly fiberous book form.

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Terrorist Bunny: Don't come any closer!!! If I press this button the old geezer gets it!!!

Anonymous Woman: Won't someone help that poor man???

Anonymous Man: Hush Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Orion Syndicate (Member # 25) on :

*person in costume thinks to himself* Okay, I'm 30 years old and never gotten laid. I wonder if dressing up as a rabbit will help.

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Who let that fucking woman drive? - Captain of Space Shuttle

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Ten years before F. Murray Abraham attempted the same feat with Tom Hulce in "Amadeus," a still-irate Paul Fix tries to scare DeForest Kelley with his one-man recreation of "Night Of The Lepus."

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"For people with resources, the right events happen. They may look like coincidences, but they arise out of necessity." --T�rk Hviid

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

After seeing the rabbit, Dr. McCoy realizes that it's about time that he stops drinking rotgut whiskey...

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by The_Tom (Member # 38) on :

<billy madison> It's too damn hot for a rabbit to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole! </billy madison>

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"I can be creative when I have a good idea. That just happens way too rarely."
-Omega, April 6

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Charlton Heston: "Soylent Green is made of people!!"

Rabbit: "So?"

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"Excuse me, Mr. Rampaging Killer? Why don't you put down the gun and take a look at this hand-held monkey? Does it not have clever little forepaws? It eats gum and sap!"
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L. Fitzgerald Sj�berg
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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Rabbit: Ouch! You stupid giant hunter, you shot me right in my tummy!

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

C-3PO: "The bounty hunter asks that you pay his asking price, because - he's holding a thermal detonator!"

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Rabbit: "First we get the guns. Then we get the money. Then we get the women."

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Simon: What, behind the Rabbit?

Liam: It is the Rabbit.

Simon: You silly sod!

Liam: Well, that's no ordinary Rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Lee: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

Liam: Look, that Rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

UM: Get stuffed!

Liam: He'll do you up a treat, mate.

Lee: What's he do, nibble your bum?

UM: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.

JeffKardde: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

Simon: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Omega carries with him! Brother Omega! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade.

Brother Omega: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

JeffKardde: Skip a bit, Brother.

Brother Omega: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Well, that's good enough for me. The winner's Jay, of course. Runners-up are Jeff Raven and Nimrod. 8)

Another pic will be up shortly. . .

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Of course, what would have pushed the whole thing into sublime territory would have been Tim posting, simply: "That's no ordinary rabbit!" I must say, I'm rather let down by his failure.

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Sorry. I didn't even really bother to try to think of anything to post in this one. :-)

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Heck, I was just happy with myself to describe Sol's mind as "vulcanized."

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The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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