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Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Or something like that. 8)

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 138) on :

Vorta: "Is that a phaser in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"

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Federation Starship Datalink: Brand new look, fresh minty scent, same great taste!

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ferengi: Don't worry, I enjoy farts too.

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Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ferengi: So what's a gal like you doing in a dump like thi--- OH I'm sorry! It's the hair, really.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ferengi: How's the weather up there?

*rimshot*

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Ferengi: "No, it's OK...trust me. It's even happened to me a couple time before. But then I started taking this pill..& everything's cool now. No fear when the hoochies come t'Daddy, y'know what I'm sayin', G?"

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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"

Posted by Ritten (Member # 417) on :

Ferengi: "Was that good, or was that good..."

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Star Trek: Gamma Quadrant
Star Trek: Legacy
Read them, rate them, got money, film them

"...and I remain on the far side of crazy, I remain the mortal enemy of man, no hundred dollar cure will save me..." WoV

Posted by Quatre Winner (Member # 464) on :

Ferengi to Vorta: "Y'know, I really liked the--skilfull--way that you beat the other girls...to the bride's bouquet..."

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In this crazy world of lemons, baby...you're lemonade!

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Ferengi: "Turn around, boy, I wanna see if I recognize you from prison."

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Keevan: Just don't accidentally kill me, reanimate my body using neural stimulators, and ram my head into a bulkhead over and over and over.

Lek: No problem.

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Keevan: You wouldn't risk shooting me with all these barrels of oil around us.

Lek: Ha! You can't trick me, Vorta! These barrels are clearly marked inflammable!

*KABOOM*

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Dat (Member # 302) on :

only a reply to Krenim:

You watched the Simpson's episode on Sunday night didn't ya?

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[Bart's looking for his dog.]
Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!

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Posted by Krenim (Member # 22) on :

Yup.

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"The Long Kiss Goodnight begins, more or less, with Geena Davis being kicked in the head by a deer. This was the high point of the film."

- Sol System, 2/24/01

Posted by Shik (Member # 343) on :

Vorta-as-narrator: "Life insurance pays off triple if you die in a work-related accident."

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"I�ll never fall in the arms of someone sincere
I fall just the same
And like before, it's just too hard."
---Kim Leaman, "Sincere"

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Ferengi: That was the worst movie I have ever seen. I am going to have to KILL you for making me spend my latinum on it.

Vorta: I bought the tickets you cheap bastard.

Ferengi: Well, I should kill you anyway for taking me to see "Freddy Got Fingered."

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Ferengi: Rule Number 141. Only fools pay retail.

Vorta: Listen you little goat-eared polip on the arse of all living creatures, I don't want to hear it again. I didn't know it was a reproduction.

Ferengi: Rule Number 82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.

Vorta: Shut it!
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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

A scene from "Who's Line Is It, Anyway?", still playing in the 2370s. The devotion Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles have shown to the program is unparalleled...

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Actor dressed as the Ferengi: Did you see him?

Actor dressed as the Vorta: Oh my, he looks even freakier dressed up as a Vorta.

Actor dressed as the Ferengi: I'll say. I saw him in the commisary today mucking up his lines and speaking in some droning voice. He apparently calls that [air quotes] acting. I don't know how he got on this show. Hell, I didn't even know he was still alive!

Actor dressed as the Vorta: Oh. Hi Iggy! We were just talking about you.

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

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Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

Vorta: Interesting photo exhibit, but damn that was an odd place for a bullwhip.

Ferengi: I know. Want to go back to my place and give it a try?

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Vorta: What's that phaser rifle for?

Ferengi: I plan to use it when I cuff you to my four post bed. And it's not a phaser.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Whoa. 19 posts in 12 hours. And I thought that was Brunt. 8)

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But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*looks like Brunt to me*

Keevan: Weyoun?

Brunt: Shut up.

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"In a completely unrelated news story, I have a date tomorrow night."
- Omega, in trying to explain why pigs are now flying, why Microsoft products are now working perfectly, hell freezing over, and George W Bush giving a flawless speech. 04/06/01, 12:17AM

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Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

No, I'm pretty sure that's not Brunt. Doesn't look anything like Jeffrey Combs...

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Brunt/Lek: "Want a drink? Since we're on a Cardassian mining station, how about some. . . mineral Vorta!"

But now I�ve brought Star Trek into it again, haven�t I. Sorry."

- James Lileks, 09/04/2001

Posted by Jay the Obscure (Member # 19) on :

That actually physically hurt me.

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I'll kill you, you bloated museum of treachery!
~ C. Montgomery Burns

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

Brunt: So you're Keevan number 475,743,685,255,874,471,536?

Keevan: Yeah..... we have a losing record.

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Ferengi: Oh we go a long ways back. We were in prison together.

Vorta: Let me guess, judging by your size, I'd say you were the bitch, am I right?

Ferengi: Well...uh, yeah...

Posted by Mikey T (Member # 144) on :

Keevan: I'd rather cooperate than do this.

Lek: Oh, I'd rather let you try it before it hits the open market.

Keevan: Aren't you not suppose to test without permission from the subject?

Lek: We're at war, the law falls silent. And I can pay off anyone who starts asking questions.

Keevan: But it's inhumane...

Lek: Just shut up and enjoy the music. Nog, get the earphones and load the new *Nsync album.

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"When I said to get involved in the gay community, I didn't mean to sleep with everyone in it."
Michael_T

Posted by Saltah'na (Member # 33) on :

*LOL* at Michael_T.

Oh, the horror, oh the humanity!!!!

Posted by Michael Dracon (Member # 4) on :

Ferengi: "You'll buy it or I'l make sure you won't be able to reproduce again."

Vorta: "Surrrreeee!"

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"We have a good arrangement. He supplies the weapons, I use them."
- Blade

Posted by Jeff Raven (Member # 20) on :

Keevan: One more "Send in the Clones" joke and you will find that phaser rifle where the sun don't shine.

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Ferengi: "It's too bad you won't live. But then, who does?"

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Posted by First of Two (Member # 16) on :

Keevan: Do you expect me to talk?

Lek: No, Mr. Keevan. I expect you to die!

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The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching

Posted by Sol System (Member # 30) on :

Keevan: "Now let me ask you a question, Lek. When you warped in here, did you notice a sign out in front that said, "Dead Ferengi storage"?

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Lek: "Crucifixion? Good. Through the door, line on the left, one cross each."

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

Keevan: *trembling* The man in my dreams...he's real, isn't he?
Lek: *sneaking up from behind* He's real!!!

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

Ahh, onto the second page, that's more like it. The winner is TSN. Runners-up are First of Two and Sol System. And it really would have been better if it had been Brunt. . . 8)

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Phasers

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Woo-hoo!

But, uh... which one of my entries won? :-)

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Lister: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat: "I'm courting."
Lister: "Courting who?"
Cat: "Whoever shows up!"
-Red Dwarf, "Me�"

Posted by Lee (Member # 393) on :

I'd have thought it was obvious. . . the last one. 8)

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Phasers

Posted by TSN (Member # 31) on :

Okay, that's what I figured, but I wanted to make sure. :-)

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Lister: "Cat, what are you doing?"
Cat: "I'm courting."
Lister: "Courting who?"
Cat: "Whoever shows up!"
-Red Dwarf, "Me�"

Posted by Nim (Member # 205) on :

You wanna be sure. I wanna be sure, we all wanna be sure...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!